DSP's food chain - General - Facepunch Forum

[video=youtube;cRyDN2EKadc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRyDN2EKadc[/video] Apparently disabled people are lower levels of life.

If he thinks that people who're severely mentally disabled are subhuman, doesn't that pretty directly contradict how highly he thinks of himself?

This guy never gets old. He failed at MGS in ways that i didn't think humanly possible.

im pretty sure he means people who are deranged who are just completely unable to function in society lol mitochondria, that was funny

I'm surprised he didn't encounter a bug when he was making that food chain

[QUOTE=solid_jake;44660740]I'm surprised he didn't encounter a bug when he was making that food chain[/QUOTE] "How was I supposed to know that having physical or mental disabilities does not make you subhuman from a scientific standpoint?! Wooooooooow, thanks Kojima!"

[QUOTE=TurboSax;44660803]"How was I supposed to know that having physical or mental disabilities does not make you subhuman from a scientific standpoint?! Wooooooooow, thanks Kojima!"[/QUOTE] Don't forget his annoying laughing and sexist/racism jokes, then you did it all right. Oh Phil, you never change.

This probably sounded a lot better in his head than it did out loud.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;44660860]Don't forget his annoying laughing and sexist/racism jokes, then you did it all right. Oh Phil, you never change.[/QUOTE] I really hope some day, Phil gets to confront a mentally unstable driver in traffic, and Phil turns out to be that magical factor that finally made the driver snap. And of course, that the driver goes scot-free from vehicular manslaughter, because everything was completely justified. The End.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44660705]If he thinks that people who're severely mentally disabled are subhuman, doesn't that pretty directly contradict how highly he thinks of himself?[/QUOTE] DSP is a [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect"]Dunning-Kruger Effect[/URL] poster child.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;44660888]This probably sounded a lot better in his head than it did out loud.[/QUOTE] If he let out the disabled/sick people part, it could've worked somehow. But even Phil wouldn't care that much. An apology is far to complicated for him.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;44660945]If he let out the disabled/sick people part, it could've worked somehow. But even Phil wouldn't care that much. An apology is far to complicated for him.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0a3f64468768bf4c1db1a9b22791a15/tumblr_n4nzayCeKU1t1hk0eo1_500.jpg[/IMG] Even replying back in the comments, he still sticks with his opinion.

Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly was he trying to talk about anyway? He mentioned a murder.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44660990]Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly was he trying to talk about anyway? He mentioned a murder.[/QUOTE] He is telling a story about when one of his best friends was murdered. His friend lived in a really bad neighborhood. His friend was walking back to his house, when a guy shot him down for no reason.

[QUOTE=lekkimsm;44660940]I really hope some day, Phil gets to confront a mentally unstable driver in traffic, and Phil turns out to be that magical factor that finally made the driver snap. And of course, that the driver goes scot-free from vehicular manslaughter, because everything was completely justified. The End.[/QUOTE] The End? Where's my shotgun?

[I]Just when you thought Phil couldn't get any worse![/I]

Well technically disabled people are incapable of doing good or bad things, so they are the middle ground in his "food chain"... I wish good/talented people were as praised as this guy is despised.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44660705]If he thinks that people who're severely mentally disabled are subhuman, doesn't that pretty directly contradict how highly he thinks of himself?[/QUOTE] This is the real view people who [B]think[/B] they are 'nice' have.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;44660860]Don't forget his annoying laughing and sexist/racism jokes, then you did it all right. Oh Phil, you never change.[/QUOTE] Slightly late reply, but my brain will only let me type out so much awfulness, before it forces me to stop and says "Dude, no."

According to DSP's own food chain, DSP is not worth paying attention to.

You can feel the ignorance when he considers pondscum lower than mitochondria I mean the latter kinda forms the basis of the metabolism but in the end they're just individual organelles whereas pondscum is an actual organism If he means pond scum as an insult for a person that's even worse, regardless of how serious the original vid is

I don't know why but I thought DSP bought a fast food restaurant when I read the title.

Can someone tell me who this guy is, please? I've seen some talk about him for the past few weeks on these boards and I have no idea who he is supposed to be or what he does (probably a Let's Play'er from a few comments I've seen).

[QUOTE=Keitaro;44662754]Can someone tell me who this guy is, please? I've seen some talk about him for the past few weeks on these boards and I have no idea who he is supposed to be or what he does (probably a Let's Play'er from a few comments I've seen).[/QUOTE] He's a guy who does let's plays and claims to be a former professional Street Fighter player. And he's also the absolute worst at games there's ever been. Whenever he screws up he either blames the game, or his internet connection, or his opponent, he has a terrible sense of humor that largely consists of extremely racist and sexist comments, followed by an ear-grating laugh and clapping. Then when people call him out on his sucking he ignores them, insults them, claims they're mentally ill, and just generally does and says anything he can to avoid admitting he's anything other than perfect. This is why, as elixwhitetail pointed out he's pretty much the personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect. I personally think he might actually have some sort of learning disability given his incapacity to understand information presented to him. [editline]27th April 2014[/editline] [del]Here is an 8 hour documentary of some of his most well known failures[/del] the video compilation appears to have been deleted. [url=http://youtu.be/WZfxcLMN8r0]Here have the MGS2 compilation instead[/url] it covers him at his worst, and you can find more by just searching "this is how you DON'T play". Probably his absolute worst would be not knowing how to crouch jump in Black Mesa (despite an onscreen tooltip telling him how), and pretty much [i]everything[/i] he did in Metal Gear Solids 1 2 and 3. He also (TWD spoilers) [sp]may or may not have been sexually aroused by Clementine sewing up her own arm[/sp]

Hmm, interesting. after watching some of the "How Not to Play" videos, I can see how people can thing little of this person's ability to play any games that are presented to him. Also, former Street fighter pro? From the few videos that I glanced over, I think not. Probably just some old school arcade twit who thought he was good.

[QUOTE=Keitaro;44662919]Hmm, interesting. after watching some of the "How Not to Play" videos, I can see how people can thing little of this person's ability to play any games that are presented to him. Also, former Street fighter pro? From the few videos that I glanced over, I think not. Probably just some old school arcade twit who thought he was good.[/QUOTE] He did "go pro", but it was an extremely obscure PS1 port or something, that none of the other actual pros gave a toss about, he won one or two matches and thinks himself king. The people who continued being pro just kinda laugh about him.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;44662945]He did "go pro", but it was an extremely obscure PS1 port or something, that none of the other actual pros gave a toss about, he won one or two matches and thinks himself king. The people who continued being pro just kinda laugh about him.[/QUOTE] It was SSF2 Turbo on the PSX which is arguably the shittiest Street Fighter of all, that single port.

I honestly thought he was going to list himself as last :v: