Fartdatabase.com - your source for royalty free fart sounds! - General

Hello Facepunch!! I would like to ask you a few things, I just started on my new "research project" called Fartdatabase.com (formerly know as FartDB.com, I forgot to renew the domain... lol) Over the "last few weeks" (yesterday) I started recording my own farts and had an idea to put these sound files on the internet. I would really like your feedback on my "project" research, if you could answer some of my questions that would be great: 1) How are my farts sounding? 2) Good for using them in "funny" video's? 3) Idea's for the website/database? 4) More features? I am trying to create a royalty free fart sound website, all those old fart are done! Like these:[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6QrycdtnOo/[/url] [url]http://www.fartdatabase.com/[/url] Thank you !!

You definitely need better hardware, the frequency range isn't good enough for my projects. I would recommend building a PC inside a noise dampening case, put up some noise dampening foam, and maybe look towards grabbing a pro-sumer microphone like a Blue Snowball or Blue Yeti.

[QUOTE=BackSapper;52202383]You definitely need better hardware, the frequency range isn't good enough for my projects. I would recommend building a PC inside a noise dampening case, put up some noise dampening foam, and maybe look towards grabbing a pro-sumer microphone like a Blue Snowball or Blue Yeti.[/QUOTE] Hmmmm would you recommend another diet as well may be?

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[QUOTE=BackSapper;52202383]You definitely need better hardware, the frequency range isn't good enough for my projects. I would recommend building a PC inside a noise dampening case, put up some noise dampening foam, and maybe look towards grabbing a pro-sumer microphone like a Blue Snowball or Blue Yeti.[/QUOTE] WikiHow: Constructing your own foam fartbox

Thank, i will use in my next minecraft pvp montage

Which fart would go best with Postal's ass? :ass: :ass: :ass:

Are you a friend of 3kliksphilip?

How does one become a fart curator? I would like to assist in cataloging this collection.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAoGl6-pb08[/media]

Good news everyone! New fresh goodness on Fartdatabase.com (next 3 farts in the list) [QUOTE=BlindSniper17;52211024]Which fart would go best with Postal's ass? :ass: :ass: :ass:[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.fartdatabase.com/fart-database/[/url] I think Fart - Toilet [QUOTE=Stopper;52211560]Are you a friend of 3kliksphilip?[/QUOTE] No, I am sorry. [QUOTE=Dude902;52212360]How does one become a fart curator? I would like to assist in cataloging this collection.[/QUOTE] First thing, you show us what your Fartist level is ([url]http://www.fartdatabase.com/whats-a-fartist/[/url])

I've already got something like this going with a youtube channel of mine. It's mainly for personal use so I can keep fond memories. I must say your farts are very impressive, you must be proud.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;52219598]I've already got something like this going with a youtube channel of mine. It's mainly for personal use so I can keep fond memories. I must say your farts are very impressive, you must be proud.[/QUOTE] Please do share your YouTube channel, I need laughs.

[QUOTE=mantis007;52219601]Please do share your YouTube channel, I need laughs.[/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJc0qr3AhI[/media]

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;52219614][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJc0qr3AhI[/media][/QUOTE] My brother!

"haha wouldn't it be funny to make a fart database lol haha very funny anyone else here like the smell of farts too? haha just kidding haha"

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52219623]"haha wouldn't it be funny to make a fart database lol haha very funny anyone else here like the smell of farts too? haha just kidding haha"[/QUOTE] "Get your head out of your ass and start farting, lololol not kidding fkin do it"

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;52219627]I thought I had some legit déjà vu reading this thread but [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1259833[/url] [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1260103[/url] [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1261745[/url] :thinking:[/QUOTE] Too much time on my hands, got a job for me?