CinemaSins: Everything Wrong with House of the Dead (Uwe Boll)

[Coldmute]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X6jQpJCq-M[/media]
Took him long enough.

[Water-Marine]

I feel like a CinemaSins of Uwe Boll is cheating somehow

[sir whoopsalot]

He could've made a Everything Right with House of the Dead but having a video that only has your opening and credits in it just looks out of place.

[MisterSjeiks]

Oh boy I hope they do one for Postal

[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]

It always cheers me up when he uploads one about a movie I actually watched

[theevilldeadII]

don't forget HOD2.

[rshunter313]

The made a movie of this???

[Water-Marine]

[QUOTE=rshunter313;46650075]The made a movie of this???[/QUOTE]

They also made a Dungeon Siege movie

With Ray Liotta

[megafat]

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;46650509]They also made a Dungeon Siege movie

With Ray Liotta[/QUOTE]

That movie cost $60 million to make and it still looks like a cheap rip off of Lord of the Rings.

[Ayane-152]

[QUOTE=rshunter313;46650075]The made a movie of this???[/QUOTE]

Yep. Uwe Boll also made Far Cry, Doom, Bloodrayne, & Alone in the Dark: The movie

[sir whoopsalot]

Bloodrayne was frigging hilarious though.

[Memobot]

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;46647063]Oh boy I hope they do one for Postal

[editline]5th December 2014[/editline]

It always cheers me up when he uploads one about a movie I actually watched[/QUOTE]

Me too. I quite like Postal. It sticks to the source material of the second game quite well. Not that it's a good film, but fun to watch.

[megafat]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;46651968]Bloodrayne was frigging hilarious though.[/QUOTE]

Uwe did a parody of BloodRayne III called Blubberella. It was unfunny.

[Crest]

I feel like I want to get a bunch of people together for a Uwe Boll film marathon.

[TVC15]

[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;46647063]Oh boy I hope they do one for Postal[/QUOTE]

The thing is, the Postal movie is one of Boll's better films, especially if you're a Postal fan.

[editline]6th December 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ayane-152;46651772]Yep. Uwe Boll also made Far Cry, [B]Doom[/B], Bloodrayne, & Alone in the Dark: The movie[/QUOTE]

He didn't do Doom.

[bepassley]

the doom movie was uwe boll quality but yah he isn't guilty of that one

[NoPartyHats]

He did Far Cry? Might have to watch that one then, I quite enjoyed Postal!

[megafat]

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;46655301]He did Far Cry? Might have to watch that one then, I quite enjoyed Postal![/QUOTE]

His two good movies were Postal and Rampage. Everything else was awful.

[Doomevil]

The only reason why Postal was good is because there's nothing you can really fuck up about the series except the humor.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Brt5470;46652371]I feel like I want to get a bunch of people together for a Uwe Boll film marathon.[/QUOTE]
So what you're saying is that you want to start a suicide pact.

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;46655301]He did Far Cry? Might have to watch that one then, I quite enjoyed Postal![/QUOTE]

You can even see the seam of the rubber gun in the movie poster of Far Cry. That's the quality you can expect

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;46661429]You can even see the seam of the rubber gun in the movie poster of Far Cry. That's the quality you can expect[/QUOTE]

Lolwat, you actually can.
[img]http://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/far_cry.jpg[/img]

[Ibexaz]

[QUOTE=megafat;46657054]His two good movies were Postal and Rampage. Everything else was awful.[/QUOTE]

Actually rampage was godawful