• What did virgin say after her first BJ
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZriMDvMKts[/media] Might be true.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifkYHEoe6_k[/media]
He said "this is not how I expected it to be" while spitting into the sink.
That was exactly what happened
She swallowed. I was astounded.
Never had a bj... I'm 20 :(
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] maybe I can be ur BJ tonight
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] i supposedly got bitten on the penis, does this count?
[QUOTE=Psygo;46898086]i supposedly got bitten on the penis, does this count?[/QUOTE] "supposedly"
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] Did you know that some people dont like it? Not that you might not like it but its a fact.
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] you're missing out dude
[QUOTE=Garrot;46898356]"supposedly"[/QUOTE] one can never be sure if their penis is bitten
[QUOTE=RopaDope;46898568]you're missing out dude[/QUOTE] I'm well aware. The right hand is getting a little old.
[QUOTE=redBadger;46898859]I'm well aware. The right hand is getting a little old.[/QUOTE] Use your left one, then. And if you're feeling REALLY adventurous, try self-fellatio.
Blowjobs are overrated.
[QUOTE=Coffee;46898911]Blowjobs are overrated.[/QUOTE] you're overrated
[QUOTE=Coffee;46898911]Blowjobs are overrated.[/QUOTE] stop giving them then?
[QUOTE=kikomia;46898897]And if you're feeling REALLY adventurous, try self-fellatio.[/QUOTE] What I wouldn't give for two fewer ribs... The belly part I could get outta the way no problem, but knowing my luck I'd be barely a centimetre away.
[QUOTE=ironman17;46899159]What I wouldn't give for two fewer ribs... The belly part I could get outta the way no problem, but knowing my luck I'd be barely a centimetre away.[/QUOTE] uuuh huuuuuh
[QUOTE=ironman17;46899159]What I wouldn't give for two fewer ribs... The belly part I could get outta the way no problem, but knowing my luck I'd be barely a centimetre away.[/QUOTE] I think if you did that you could give someone two ribs.
[QUOTE=Zero Vector;46898604]one can never be sure if their penis is bitten[/QUOTE] Schrodinger's Penis. It's both been bitten and not bitten until said penis is observed.
[QUOTE=ironman17;46899159]What I wouldn't give for two fewer ribs... The belly part I could get outta the way no problem, but knowing my luck I'd be barely a centimetre away.[/QUOTE] use a wall works everytime
she told me i have diabetes
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] I got some BJ for ya [thumb]http://www.therollingcone.com/uploads/images/64/ben-jerry-boston-cream-pie.jpg[/thumb]
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;46900176]I got some BJ for ya [thumb]http://www.therollingcone.com/uploads/images/64/ben-jerry-boston-cream-pie.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] A BJ + Creampie thats 1 crazy night.
[QUOTE=redBadger;46897930]Never had a bj... I'm 20 :([/QUOTE] they feel good you will get one someday pal [QUOTE=Psygo;46898086]i supposedly got bitten on the penis, does this count?[/QUOTE] how the f.. how do you not know?
[QUOTE=kikomia;46898897]Use your left one, then. And if you're feeling REALLY adventurous, try self-fellatio.[/QUOTE] RIP spine
[QUOTE=NixNax123;46900112]use a wall works everytime[/QUOTE] how many times have you done it if consistency was actually a problem [editline]10th January[/editline] look m*therfucker lets get one thing straight, when i'm furiously struggling to circumvent the numerous semen-swamped trenches of my gut and successfully suck my own dick in a crude mockery of the circle of life, what i really don't need is an autofellatio technique that I CAN'T FUCKING TRUST! newsflash, [I]I'M[/I] the one who's gonna be putting their a*s on the line out there, on the field, on the wire, down in the belly of the beast with nothin' but a crusty dick and the willpower to suck it/. do you fucking [I][B]get[/B] that[/I]!? bitch
[QUOTE=Coffee;46898911]Blowjobs are overrated.[/QUOTE] you're probably getting shitty head then
for those interested: i can confirm there are no shortage of FPers up to the task
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