• 'Mom buys me a nice birthday gift'
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w8-4RjTcEI[/media]
For my sixteenth birthday my mom got me Republic Commando. But this is nice too I guess.
alright this is pretty fucking weird
oh god holy shit
I'm all for parents supporting their kids in exploring their sexuality but this is just...what
top lel
"RSGuideCommentor" his mom is right to worry, but this gift surely will not help
lucky
the prequel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z171uzMxhpE[/media]
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;41620926]the prequel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z171uzMxhpE[/media][/QUOTE] 0/10 Mom wouldn't let near small children
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;41620926]the prequel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z171uzMxhpE[/media][/QUOTE] "So yeah mom you should totally get me a pocket pussy."
She is the polar opposite of my mom.
''She thinks that I don't get pussy, she's wrong and she's buying me a pocket pussy'' I don't think it works that way brah.
"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] Ew what?
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] hahahahahaaaaaa i don't even know where to begin with this post jesus
What the fuck did I come into.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] that would be a hatching egg [editline]27th July 2013[/editline] oh god imagine an egg hatching in your rectum
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41621464]that would be a hatching egg [editline]27th July 2013[/editline] oh god imagine an egg hatching in your rectum[/QUOTE] Uhh.. thanks for the image. :D
This is really weird.
getting some bizarre oedipal vibes here
I bought a Tenga onahole imported directly from Japan and then to an American company for $16 last August. Best $16 I ever spent, I tell you what.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;41621586]I bought a Tenga onahole imported directly from Japan and then to an American company for $16 last August. Best $16 I ever spent, I tell you what.[/QUOTE] ok i will put this in my diary
dear diary: i gotta get laid
please tell me this is staged
[QUOTE=Steve Harvey;41623376]please tell me this is staged[/QUOTE] even if it's staged it's still incredibly awkward.
[QUOTE=conan96;41621102]''She thinks that I don't get pussy, she's wrong and she's buying me a pocket pussy'' I don't think it works that way brah.[/QUOTE] So much truth.
That's fucked.
best mom ever.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] I could have lived my entire life without knowing this
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