[QUOTE=MultiPurpose;18194551]So... He's like a professional dick?[/QUOTE]
Its what he does
[QUOTE=MultiPurpose;18194551]So... He's like a professional dick?[/QUOTE]
[quote] * Lottery - This was the first sketch Rémi did. Rémi goes to the mall and asks an old couple for a lottery ticket. The couple gives him the ticket to scratch and he pretends to win, running around in the mall excitedly.
* Store Blackout - In a music store, Rémi trys out an electric guitar, causing a power surge resulting in a blackout.
* People are Strange - To give drivers a strange time, Rémi and his friends use a crosswalk to walk back in forth for more than a minute in random costumes.
* Rocky - In an attempt to be like Rocky, Rémi exercises by punching raw meat inside a store, swims inside a city fountain, runs on a treadmill in a park, runs on store conveyer belt, cross trains on a stationary bike on a busy road, hops fences, grabs unsuspecting people's drinks out of their hands to pour on his head before running off usually causing the angry person to chase after him.
* Rocky II - The French Rocky (Rémi) is back for more running, punching meat, and randomness incorporating the Elevator prank into it (see below). Using a shower head, he cross trains and does more running. A passerby finds Rémi in a gym themed elevator lifing weights. In one part of this sketch, Rémi runs by a group of men fixing a car when he grabs one of their water bottles and pours it on his head. This provokes some of the men to chase after him before the others begin chasing the cameraman Greg Laffargue who was filming nearby. To conclude the skit, Rémi and a friend dressed as a kangaroo go into a zoo to box it out with Remi emerging as the winner.
* Put It Where You Want It (Remi's soccer skills) - In a awesome display of soccer skills, Rémi scores direct goals with a soccer ball into a truck, a double decker bus, and a cyclist.
* Sleeping at the wheel - At the mall, there is a Mercedes on display, with its doors unlocked. Rémi gets into the drivers seat and pretends to sleep at the wheel; on the steering wheel causing the horn to go off being heard all over the mall.
* Diving - Rémi goes to an aquarium to do some unauthorized diving. While this amuses the crowd, the security was not so happy with Rémi's shenigans.
* The Chef - At a swimming pool, 'Chef' Rémi heads in with a complete chef attire, and dumps raw fish into a jacuzzi with people in it. He attempts to cook it when he gets pulled out by a lifeguard.
* Orangina Commercials (Urban Rodeo) - Apparently Orangina hired Rémi to do stunts that they don't want to do themselves.
Rémi with a bandolier of Orangina juice and a cowboy hat, Rémi sneaks behind any person to mount them like an animal in a rodeo to see how long he can stay on the person. It lasts for 3-5 seconds before he falls running off yelling, 'CASSOS'!
* Intercom Prank - Rémi heads to the mall to use its intercom microphone. He announces that all item prices are -150% off.
* The Shark - Dressed as a shark, Rémi sneaks up on unsuspecting fishermen and sprays them with shaving cream.
* Elevator Pranks - Rémi decorates his apartments elevator for his own use; from a reggae to restaurant theme he does to surprise unsuspecting people. One hilarious one was a person finding Rémi asleep in his home themed elevator. Often, he gets the help of his friends to decorate two elevators at once to surpise a person even more.
* Sport imposter - In various sports (soccer, tennis, volleyball, rugby, body building), Rémi dresses up as a team member or contestant (during his body building imposter skit) and attempts to enter the game or contest. He is usually pulled out by security; however, on one occasion Rémi dresses up as a FC Lorient soccer team member without security becoming aware. He celebrates with the team after winning. Caught on TV, this gives Rémi national attention.
* 'Le Tour N'importe Qui' - Rémi and his local fans pretend that a normal cyclist on the Saint Loup Mountain Peak is a winner of the Tour de France (in this case, they pretend any normal cyclist was 'Richard'), blocking his/her way like any race crowd to pull him/her over to receive an award.
* N'importe Qui Party! - Rémi and his local friends and fans enter a party store and literally party using almost all of the merchandise. The store employees become very angry after they realized that the store was to be closed for a week and that Rémi's party continued outside(The store was coated with confetti and silly spray that the gang used).
* Saving Private Rémi (War) - Rémi comes ashore on a beach in a French army uniform to secure the area. This includes throwing smoke grenades at people on the beach and invading a golf course. As a paratrooper, Rémi hangs himself from a lamppost and asks a passerby to help him down.
* Mario-Kart - With a real go-kart, Rémi dresses up as Mario and drives around Montpallier pretending that other cars are other racers. He performs moves from the game, making drivers angry (e.g. throwing a banana at a car behind him).
* Intercom Prank 2: Roxanne - Rémi puts on a set of Sony headphones and listens to The Police's Roxanne in a grocery store. He walks behind the information desk and uses the intercom microphone to sing the lyrics out of tune before getting pulled out by security.
* Free McDonalds - Rémi shows how to get a free meal using a drive thru. He gets in between two cars and heads to the payment window, then says he forgot his money and will leave. After leaving the first window, he waits for the car behind him to pay before heading to the second window to take the meal.
* The Bat - Rémi dresses up as a bat and scares people at night. He hangs upside down like a real bat, blocking a garage exit, on a tram, inside a women's bathroom stall, and behind the sliding doors in metro. Rémi then scares a man using an ATM, a man refueling his car, and a policeman on a road who subdues him for running into his vehicle.[/quote]
yeah basically
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