God if spider-man came out of nowhere i'd be fucking creeped out.
[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;31659043]God if spider-man came out of nowhere i'd be fucking creeped out.[/QUOTE]
Don't look back!
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How's the sling stance gonna help you in every day life? Am I gonna sling some burgers at people in Mickey D's or something?
[QUOTE=TAU!;31663659]How's the sling stance gonna help you in every day life? Am I gonna sling some burgers at people in Mickey D's or something?[/QUOTE]
He said it's just pretend.
[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;31663670]He said it's just pretend.[/QUOTE]
Pretend my ass, I wanna sling some fucking burgers at people now.
[QUOTE=TAU!;31663803]Pretend my ass, I wanna sling some fucking burgers at people now.[/QUOTE]
You can't use his patented moves or he'll sue you!
[QUOTE=POWA KILLERDeux;31663839]You can't use his patented moves or he'll sue you![/QUOTE]
I'll patent a quarter pounder up your ass
[QUOTE=TAU!;31664909]I'll patent a quarter pounder up your ass[/QUOTE]
Mmmmhmmm.
Spider-Man Inc. Training saved my life. A man came up to me and asked me for all my cash. When I showed him my Spiderman outfit and my Sling Stance, he got scared stiff. So I used the Doc Knocker to finish him off! Thanks Spider-Man Inc. Training!
"What are you doing in my living room??"
"That's a good question. What about dinner?"
This nearly cracked the hard shell of cynicism that surrounds my brain. Oh Spider Man, you're always cool to me.
Except then I realized that all the Spider Man books I read when I was a kid involved a loved one of his dying. Huh.
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