I don't know anything about Warhammer 40k - Revscarecrow - General

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He's actually pretty fucking close.

Forgot space Weeaboos, the Tau (my favorite faction and also the least assholish of them all IMO)

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;49442171]Forgot space Weeaboos, the Tau (my favorite faction and also the least assholish of them all IMO)[/QUOTE] Yeah they're nice except for the whole sterilization or exterminations of everyone who isn't them and also believes in their religion thing. Also clearly chaos is the best, Tzeentch 4 lyfe

The Good guys are chaos. At least Papa Nurgle cares.

Eldar are clearly the superior race.

Considering all I know about the 40k verse is If The Emperor Had a TTS Device (great series of videos, by the way), this is pretty dang accurate. Good job on Rev for somewhat retaining that information!

[QUOTE=Skunky;49442520]Eldar are clearly the superior race.[/QUOTE] Pointy headed space elves? Really?

[QUOTE=Skunky;49442520]Eldar are clearly the superior race.[/QUOTE] Spotted the Eldar.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49442564]Pointy headed space elves? Really?[/QUOTE] Why not? :v: Probably the only kind of elves I will ever like.

Imperial Guard. Because no one else has the sheer sun glowing metal orbs called testicles to fight the living shit outta orks, demons and literal bugs from Starship Troopers on steroids.

If anything, it's the Orkz that are the least bad of all the races. While everyone else has their own motives to get ahead, orkz just do it for fun. Are orkz even prejudice? I never took them as hateful, they just fight to fight

You're a bunch of fucking Heretics. Imperial Guard for life. Die for the Emperor or die trying.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;49444802]If anything, it's the Orkz that are the least bad of all the races. While everyone else has their own motives to get ahead, orkz just do it for fun. Are orkz even prejudice? I never took them as hateful, they just fight to fight[/QUOTE] Much like the Clanners from BT, Orks are pretty much a Herbert Spencer sort of 'Survival of the Fittest'. They don't fight because they hate things, they want to test the mettle of their adversary. If they ever meet an equal opponent I think they'd be happy as shit.

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;49445198]You're a bunch of fucking Heretics. Imperial Guard for life. Die for the Emperor or die trying.[/QUOTE] Unless you're Ciaphas Cain, in which case you run from every battle and win in the process.

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;49445198]You're a bunch of fucking Heretics. Imperial Guard for life. Die for the Emperor or die trying.[/QUOTE] All about dem Death Korps of Krieg.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;49444802]If anything, it's the Orkz that are the least bad of all the races. While everyone else has their own motives to get ahead, orkz just do it for fun. Are orkz even prejudice? I never took them as hateful, they just fight to fight[/QUOTE] orks win 40k because 1. they're fucking impossible to get rid of and 2. they live for war, and in the 41st millennium there is only war [editline]3rd January 2016[/editline] orks are my favorite species of mushrooms

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;49450062]orks win 40k because 1. they're fucking impossible to get rid of and 2. they live for war, and in the 41st millennium there is only war [editline]3rd January 2016[/editline] orks are my favorite species of mushrooms[/QUOTE] They also have a fucked up power where, if a bunch of orcs believe something, it will come true (i.e. it's well known to orcs that red things go faster, so an object painted red will go faster than the same object unpainted if enough orcs are there). If I were to put my money on any race in 40k, it'd be those guys.

I'd put my money on Tyranids or Necrons considering they can actually get rid of Orks and they'd starve out Chaos if they were the only ones left (no souls).

[QUOTE=Dr.C;49444802]If anything, it's the Orkz that are the least bad of all the races. While everyone else has their own motives to get ahead, orkz just do it for fun. Are orkz even prejudice? I never took them as hateful, they just fight to fight[/QUOTE] Except they will kill anyone that aren't Orks. I think the point of the 40k universe is that no one is good or in the right. The Imperium is obviously meant to be seen as least bad but even they are not exactly morally justifiable. The tag line "in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war" pretty much sums it up.

But what about the Squats.

The imperium has the inquisition. This dooms any redeemable feature of the imperium. Then you realize without the inquisition, the imperium is doomed. Then you realize everything is pointless, and you are just amused like the chaos gods to watch people actually try.

[QUOTE=Magikoopa24;49450128]They also have a fucked up power where, if a bunch of orcs believe something, it will come true (i.e. it's well known to orcs that red things go faster, so an object painted red will go faster than the same object unpainted if enough orcs are there). If I were to put my money on any race in 40k, it'd be those guys.[/QUOTE] Watch out the 40k fun police will hear this and come to tell you you're wrong with multiple paragraphs.

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;49451144]Watch out the 40k fun police will hear this and come to tell you you're wrong with multiple paragraphs.[/QUOTE] That's actually correct. Orks have the Waagh that allows a common belief among them to become truth by Warp Shenanigans. This allows things like the "Lucky Stick" and how their gun actually works. I mean, their planes fly because they believe it should, not because it actually could. It's magical.

I wish I had a golden toilet seat and people worshipped me as their god king while I literally spasm warp-storms out of my glorious golden ass

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;49451144]Watch out the 40k fun police will hear this and come to tell you you're wrong with multiple paragraphs.[/QUOTE] To be fair GW is horribly inconsistent with the extent to which this is true. It varies from outright warping reality to just sorta influencing it.

Everyone knows Imperial Guard is the bomb, don't need no special genes and power armor, don't need no space elf magic or space demon magic. Just your shitty cardboard armor and flashlight.

[QUOTE=Slim Charles;49451430]Everyone knows Imperial Guard is the bomb, don't need no special genes and power armor, don't need no space elf magic or space demon magic. Just your shitty cardboard armor and flashlight.[/QUOTE] And tanks, lots and lots of tanks.

He forgot that actually playing 40K is about 90% arguing about rules 9% fumbling with tiny figurines and 1% strategy. [editline]4th January 2016[/editline] Also Orks are shit teir army.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;49451573]He forgot that actually playing 40K is about 90% arguing about rules 9% fumbling with tiny figurines and 1% strategy. [/QUOTE] unless you're a cool dude and playing rogue trader