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So ive been recording what my friend Ben has been saying over XBOX live for the past three days without him knowing Im about 1/4 of the way through all the footage and these are the funniest things he has said so far (In my opinion) [video=youtube;Sju6g1V-jNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sju6g1V-jNc&feature=channel_video_title[/video] Enjoy

Your friend sounds like the school tard, the one who likes to put random shit in his mouth

dat accent

[QUOTE=Glorbo;32859368]Your friend sounds like the school tard, the one who likes to put random shit in his mouth[/QUOTE] Well he's not at school anymore so he is just a regular tard I guess... Lol im joking he is one of my best friends he just talks allot of shit Haha [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=turkeysandvich;32859737]dat accent[/QUOTE] Mine is basically the same. :L being Cumbrian's and all

I completely forgot about MW2.. I haven't played it since the first like 2 months it came out.. It was really fun.. not nearly as fun as Cod4 though

fookin gypo

I'm crying with laughter at this! MORE! "Is bum'ole an actual muscle?"

[QUOTE=Mikk;32865567]I'm crying with laughter at this! MORE! "Is bum'ole an actual muscle?"[/QUOTE] Finally somebody understands why its funny!

Does he just ramble on about random shit while playing games?

[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;32865774]Does he just ramble on about random shit while playing games?[/QUOTE] We both do really.. But lucky for me, I wasn't recording my voice

[QUOTE=MrFishcake;32865720]Finally somebody understands why its funny![/QUOTE] It's actually genius! I do this to my best friend all the time to piss him off, ask random and ridiculous questions just to see what he'll say, ahah! Please upload more.

[QUOTE=Mikk;32865804]It's actually genius! I do this to my best friend all the time to piss him off, ask random and ridiculous questions just to see what he'll say, ahah! Please upload more.[/QUOTE] Il try my best to get more but he knows about the video so im gonna have to try and record him without him knowing because otherwise it will feel forced / Staged [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] Also I actually got loads of other footage but i was retarded and the game volume drowned out his voice.

Thinking about eating a razor blade made me feel sick, it would fuck up your tongue and mouth then your throat oh god then your fucking stomach would just burst eventually. OH JESUS THEN TRYING TO SHIT IT OUT. Thank you for this MrFishCake...

oh god, my names ben and i say alot of shit over Xbox live, the amount of fear that went through me when i thought my friend may have recorded me

pulsating willys

[QUOTE=Tacooo;32866723]Thinking about eating a razor blade made me feel sick, it would fuck up your tongue and mouth then your throat oh god then your fucking stomach would just burst eventually. OH JESUS THEN TRYING TO SHIT IT OUT. Thank you for this MrFishCake...[/QUOTE] don't worry I know a guy trained in it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAjBougLVHU[/media]

Why do Brits sounds American when singing?

"Im lagging like a fucking slut on heat!" Chuckled there.

[QUOTE=Gprimeisback;32869620]Why do Brits sounds American when singing?[/QUOTE] Dont call us Brits... please..

[QUOTE=Tacooo;32866723]Thinking about eating a razor blade made me feel sick, it would fuck up your tongue and mouth then your throat oh god then your fucking stomach would just burst eventually. OH JESUS THEN TRYING TO SHIT IT OUT. Thank you for this MrFishCake...[/QUOTE] The more I think about it... The more horrible it gets, just... UGHH

[QUOTE=TicklishUncle;32868575]pulsating willys[/QUOTE] Indeed

I really like this "Would you eat a ___ for ___" series

Is bumhole and actual muscle?

i'd do anything for money

F average student.

[QUOTE=bobsmit;32926106]I really like this "Would you eat a ___ for ___" series[/QUOTE] Hehe, yeah... im really pissed off because i managed to record another hour without him knowing and he said a few other things... but because my brain has full blown AIDS, I forgot to set it so it records voice chat.... im an actual mongrel. So whenever part 2 is I Dont know. All I can say is their will be one... So if you want to see it.. SUBSCRIBE (totally not begging for subs here... he...... he... >.>)