Some nutjob claims he's been to Hell, tells about it
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[U][B]DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT FLAMING CHRISTIANS, I MYSELF AM A CATHOLIC[/B][/U]
Some melodramatic guy tells a gullible crowd that he's been to hell, hilarity ensues. Actual description starts around 10 min mark.
Personal favorite moment: @24:51
[video=youtube;vv8pLUMDVRc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv8pLUMDVRc&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33602928][U][B]DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT FLAMING CHRISTIANS, I MYSELF AM A CATHOLIC[/B][/U][/QUOTE]
We'll do it for you.
We are atheists of Facepunch, we are the 99%
[QUOTE=nikomo;33602974]We'll do it for you.
We are atheists of Facepunch, we are the 99%[/QUOTE]
I'm just trying to prevent a flame war, I'd rather focus on how fucking dumb this guy in particular is, not Christians in general.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33603001]I'm just trying to prevent a flame war, I'd rather focus on how fucking dumb this guy in particular is, not Christians in general.[/QUOTE]
I think we understood the point that he's a nutjob when he claimed he's been in hell.
I like at the beginning of his speech when he talks about people blindly following what they were taught at birth.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33603001]I'm just trying to prevent a [b]flame[/b] war, I'd rather focus on how fucking dumb this guy in particular is, not Christians in general.[/QUOTE]
ohohohoho
Also it sounds like he was dreaming when all of that happened.
What a neat dream.
Made me chuckle a bit when it said about people believing what they are born into and how they aren't making an informed opinion.
So he keeps saying that there's no water in there and flames and demons and all that shit. But suddenly he starts talking about a shitload of huge sharks that bite the board he was on in half?
I'm sorry, but what
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;33603791]So he keeps saying that there's no water in there and flames and demons and all that shit. But suddenly he starts talking about a shitload of huge sharks that bite the board he was on in half?
I'm sorry, but what[/QUOTE]
Lava sharks.
His storytelling is actually pretty fucking awesome.
An interesting story no doubt but filled with so many holes it makes swish cheese look like cheddar.
God has a perfect plan, god gave you free choice, he loves you yet damns you to hell, physical evidence refutes said god, historical evidence refutes said god.
Only one conclusion can be made
God is a nonexistent dick
I love how at the beginning of the video where he asks a few questions basically saying that without "God" we'd all act like anarchist twats running around murdering and raping. Then he proceeds to say that without hell people like Hitler will never face their crimes; well boohoo, the universe and nature doesn't care about equality and justice. Plus, if that were the case then it sort of contradicts how he states that hell keeps everything in order; obviously not if we've had people like Hitler, Stalin, and other mass murderers exist.
If anything this guy is kind of a sick fuck; he makes up some story for people to literally go out and buy and starts up a massive church to reap as many donations as he can just for the sake of money. Hell, he's most likely clothed in a $2,000 suit made from the donations of poor, misinformed people.
Even if he does believe that he was in hell he outright states it was an OBE (Out of Body Experience), which is a fairly common experience. Probably Hypnogogic Hallucinations/Lucid Dream is what made him shit himself.
This guy is unbearable, come on! He says he was bit by a tiger shark in Florida when he was surfing but the shark left no mark on his leg due to a miracle from God, but the poor bastard next to him apparently got his whole leg torn off. Seems like a fair God to me. :v:
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;33604634] if that were the case then it sort of contradicts how he states that hell keeps everything in order; obviously not if we've had people like Hitler, Stalin, and other mass murderers exist.[/QUOTE]
But he gives people the choice its obviously part of his plan.
Religion is dumb.
[QUOTE=Druid51;33603837]His storytelling is actually pretty fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
Good enough to make gullible people believe in what he is saying.
Just forward to 24:51. No way in [B]hell[/B] I'm watching that whole thing.
I love how when he talks about seeing the Universe with God and talks about how everything is in some perfect fluid motion without stars colliding, etc. He obviously must have not read much on cosmology before fabricating this lie. He'd have Carl Sagan rolling in his grave just for saying that everything in the Universe is a perfect uninterrupted process. If you even know anything about space and the Universe you'd know how chaotic and volatile space is. There's galaxies exploding, stars colliding, galaxies being formed, black holes, etc. It's not a perfect place at all, but is indeed random and exciting.
[QUOTE=RoastedSagets;33603463]Also it sounds like he was dreaming when all of that happened.[/QUOTE]
lucid dreams baby
[editline]6th December 2011[/editline]
"Have you ever had the flu? IT'S 1000 TIMES WORSE THEN THAT"
My mom said I had to read his exact book to get out of going to a church meeting thing last Sunday. Still haven't read it.
I consider myself a Christian, but don't believe everything I'm told.
Hahahaha, no consequences for our actions? K, im gonna go kill somebody, ill totally get away with it.
That guy's a great speaker and manipulator
[editline]7th December 2011[/editline]
or a great speaker and simply batshit crazy
fucking fear mongers
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i lost iq
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i lost iq[/QUOTE]
That hurt to read.
First thing I thought of when he said he couldn't move in his cell was sleep paralysis, which is fairly common. Dude was just having a fucking nightmare, assuming he didn't just make this all up in the first place.
Sounds like something I could get used to after the first couple hundred years. I accept the challenge.
I've been to hell, it was horrible.
Fucking DMV.
Sounds like buuuuuullshit
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