If my conclusion ended up being dinosaurs, I don't care how I got there.
I'm pretty sure this was him demonstrating fallacious logic.
I can't see a thing inside a human body, why not? Because it's covered in a few layers of skin. Well what is skin made of? Water of course, therefor humans must have a lot of water in them. Well if the insides are wet it's probably organs, if there's organs there's bones, if there's bones... maybe there's even dinosaurs.
Therefore dinosaurs
[QUOTE=Valdor;31444246]I can't see a thing inside a human body, why not? Because it's covered in a few layers of skin. Well what is skin made of? Water of course, therefor humans must have a lot of water in them. Well if the insides are wet it's probably organs, if there's organs there's bones, if there's bones... maybe there's even dinosaurs.[/QUOTE]
No if theres water then its wet and if its wet then maybe theres swamps and THEN maybe theres dinosaurs. God get your logic right! Dinosaurs need swamps!
i cannot see into my drain
the drain is clogged
what is the clog made of? lasagna
therefore the drain must have a lot of lasagna inside
lasagna is made of once living cells of carbon
dinosaurs are made of carbon
clogged drains contain dinosaurs
Rain is wet, therefore rain has dinosaurs in it.
[QUOTE=Valdor;31444246]I can't see a thing inside a human body, why not? Because it's covered in a few layers of skin. Well what is skin made of? Water of course, therefor humans must have a lot of water in them. Well if the insides are wet it's probably organs, if there's organs there's bones, if there's bones... maybe there's even dinosaurs.[/QUOTE]
I had to get my dinosaur organ removed
We haven't seen enough of venus to rule out dinosaurs yet.
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In other words it means there are totally dinos in there.
I'm scared that this could have become a meme.
What are memes? Internet fads.
What are fads made of? Moments.
What are moments made of? Parts of time.
Therefore, parts of time have dinosaurs in them.
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Holy fuck that made sense, when I didn't even mean it to... :v:
Conclusion, dinousaurs
- Carl Sagan, Astronomer
[QUOTE=Dustinm16;31446125]I'm scared that this could have become a meme.
What are memes? Internet fads.
What are fads made of? Moments.
What are moments made of? Parts of time.
Therefore, parts of time have dinosaurs in them.
[editline]31st July 2011[/editline]
Holy fuck that made sense, when I didn't even mean it to... :v:[/QUOTE]
Where are the overused jokes? In your post.
What's funny about overused jokes? Nothing.
What's inside of your skull? Nothing.
Dinosaurs didn't have an empty space inside of their skulls.
Therefore, you have been mentally outclassed by a dinosaur.
[QUOTE=TheSmartass;31456109]Where are the overused jokes? In your post.
What's funny about overused jokes? Nothing.
What's inside of your skull? Nothing.
Dinosaurs didn't have an empty space inside of their skulls.
Therefore, you have been mentally outclassed by a dinosaur.[/QUOTE]
Overused jokes? We're only on the first page of the thread that's pretty much all about fallacious logic concluding with Dinosaurs. How can it be overused already?
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;31457509]Overused jokes? We're only on the first page of the thread that's pretty much all about fallacious logic concluding with Dinosaurs. How can it be overused already?[/QUOTE]
He's a smartass.
What are books? Paper with ink on them.
What else has ink? Octopi.
What do octopi eat? Crustaceans.
Crustaceans have been around since dinosaurs, therefore dinosaurs make books.
Carl Sagan should have attended "Nic Cages Acting School for Losing His Shit"...
Observation: You couldn't see a thing.
Conclusion:..."Who Gives a FFFUUUCCCKKK"!!!
I can't see into the sun.
Why? It's spewing out light.
Light's helps make life
So the sun has dinos
Carl Sagan was the greatest astronomer ever. He's the reason I'm going to hopefully major in astronomy. It's just depressing he was taken by something we could've stopped now.
What does the bible contain. Bullshit.
What makes bullshit. Bulls.
What does Bulls stem from. Mammals.
When did mammals originate. Early triassic.
What else was present during the Triassic. Dinosaurs.
Therefore the bible was made by Dinosaurs!
[QUOTE=Bomimo;31462882]What does the bible contain. Bullshit.
What makes bullshit. Bulls.
What does Bulls stem from. Mammals.
When did mammals originate. Early triassic.
What else was present during the Triassic. Dinosaurs.
Therefore the bible was made by Dinosaurs![/QUOTE]
Very true.
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