Someone should've pulled her to the side and given her some good cedar.
Obvious attention whore.
[QUOTE=TAU!;35351042]Someone should've pulled her to the side and given her some good cedar.[/QUOTE]
This was funnier before you edited it. Should've just left it at wood.
Takes tree-hugging to a whole new level.
That's one way to love mother nature.
Wish I was the tree
Is it wrong that I'm jealous of the tree?
A tree gets more ass than I do.
It's always morning in my woods.
That tree's a fucking player.
Why does he keep shifting the camera to some bottle on the ground?
Shouldn't his urges be kicking in and holding that camera steadier than a fucking tripod?
Or maybe he just [I]really[/I] likes grass. It's not exactly out of the question, given the subject matter.
[QUOTE=Last or First;35351934]Why does he keep shifting the camera to some bottle on the ground?
Shouldn't his urges be kicking in and holding that camera steadier than a fucking tripod?
Or maybe he just [I]really[/I] likes grass. It's not exactly out of the question, given the subject matter.[/QUOTE]
he was masturbating
well i was anyway
This is my fetish.
I hate tree huggers
Girls love the strong silent types.
I'm going to go out on a branch and assume the tree doesn't want that to happen. She should Leaf the poor thing alone. I mean, raping a tree in public? She must be barking mad.
Can Anyone think of any more tree puns? I'm stumped.
[QUOTE=Mr Shadyface;35357301]I'm going to go out on a branch and assume the tree doesn't want that to happen. She should Leaf the poor thing alone. I mean, raping a tree in public? She must be barking mad.
Can Anyone think of any more tree puns? I'm stumped.[/QUOTE]
Maybe the tree wanted to get it on and just let it phloem, don't be so narrow minded. A tree can be knotty without being a slut. And so on and so forth.
Guess i'll have to dress up as a tree. :quagmire:
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