Occupy World Leader -- a woman who hates gays, is God incarnate, and intends to save the world by s

[Venezuelan]

[QUOTE]God (the hetersexual soul of the father of Jesus living as the female Buddha), the Lord, Allah, Ganesha, or a hard-core heterosexual female philosopher named Trang or hippie philosopher or The Stripper:[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/starsucks1[/url]
[url]http://www.metacafe.com/channels/furlycustomerservice/[/url]
[url]http://www.metacafe.com/channels/God%2C+The+Whore+Trang/[/url]

This woman is fucking nuts.

It took me a while to fully understand what she was saying, so I'll save you all the trouble and break down some basic facts.

1. She believes she is God, living as the female Buddha
2. She hates gays and Starbucks, stemming from an incident where she was supposedly sexually harassed by a female boss at the Starbucks where she worked
3. She aims to "save" the world by becoming "Occupy World Leader" through a corporation
4. In order to start said corporation, she intends to strip and distribute sex tapes to attract attention from businessmen
5. In order to make her pornography, she first intends to lose weight

yeah

a few highlights (these are all really long)

[video=youtube;qKl-49uvBbo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKl-49uvBbo[/video]
[video=youtube;8ebYueSQlIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebYueSQlIY[/video]
[video=youtube;vtC9FDS3xws]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtC9FDS3xws[/video]
[video=youtube;YtWKYpWZo_c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtWKYpWZo_c[/video]

One thing you'll catch onto quickly -- nearly every video starts out with a shot of Vaseline. There's a reason for this

[IMG]http://speedcap.net/img/cca7754a73f3b6e154c42d53b9b39637/a4425042.png[/IMG]

:eng101:

In addition to nearly 140 videos of pure crazy, Trang also has very public rants in her multiple social networking sites to fill that Vietnamese-bigot-shaped hole in your life.

[url]http://www.myspace.com/starbucksortrang[/url]
[url]http://www.myspace.com/godivatrang[/url]
[url]http://www.facebook.com/Maitrang.thi.nguyen[/url]
[url]https://plus.google.com/u/0/101028865549779533949/posts[/url]

it's too long for any rational human to sit through, but you'll occasionally find gems like this
[QUOTE]THE REINCARNATION OF PRESIDENT THOMAS JEFFERSON (I was born on the same birthday as him April 13th. he is a male aries and I am a female Aries: very CUNTY)[/QUOTE]

so have fun, and the first person to sit through every single video deserves a cookie or something

[Tetsmega]

Wow you really did your research.

[Venezuelan]

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;37559280]Wow you really did your research.[/QUOTE]

and the sad thing is I've barely scratched the surface

[TehDoctorz]

I feel really sad for her, and people like this.

But it's fucking scary.

Related, anyone remember that weird fucking ukranian something or other old lady who posts like 9 videos of her a day just rambling?

[person12]

okay i can agree with steps four through five

[fruxodaily]

I wonder if any of those people in the background look at her and go go "why the fuck is she putting her face so damn close to her iPhone"

[editline]6th September 2012[/editline]

OH BOY

I got really curious so I decided to swamp through her profile pics and see how long ago she signed up (2007), but look what I found

REALLY NSFW
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207172_4964978317_5456_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207088_4964958317_4385_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215967_4964943317_7029_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215167_4964933317_9843_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/206416_4964998317_8180_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/215419_4965023317_4888_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/226844_5778978317_8794_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/230859_8079083317_9545_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224287_8439083317_3008_n.jpg[/url]
[url]https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/286_15431743317_4369_n.jpg[/url]

[B]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING photos:[/B]

(interesting note: in these photos she blocked out her titty flashes :v:)

[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/310959_10150304617813318_991509799_n.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302136_10150304617903318_952343980_n.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/321119_10150304618118318_333110930_n.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/299646_10150304620868318_1966857856_n.jpg[/IMG]

Comment goldmine:
[IMG]http://puu.sh/12v2U[/IMG]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/12v35[/IMG]

She is fucked up

[ewitwins]

Wow, that last photo is straight-up cult material.

[fruxodaily]

Also on her myspace she's asking for help on leaking her sex tape :v:

[person12]

Steps 4 and 5 seem well under way

[Gorou]

She applies vaseline onto her wrinkles to prevent wrinkles?

[Bootlord]

I see stuff like this and the only thing I think is "She can vote in the upcoming election, and I can not".

Then I throw something across the room.

[BusterBluth]

Its really sad actually. She seems to have schizophrenia or something.

[Otsegolation]

[QUOTE=Bootlord;37562972]I see stuff like this and the only thing I think is "She can vote in the upcoming election, and I can not".

Then I throw something across the room.[/QUOTE]

Vote for whoever, they're all buddies anyway. They both win, it's Kleptocracy.

I've heard about this type of thing before, where someone says they are someone else reincarnated.
I wonder who was me in the last life.

[OneFourth]

what the fuck.
I've seen [URL="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207172_4964978317_5456_n.jpg"]this[/URL] photo at least 20 goddamn times, and now that I know the story behind it, it just doesn't work for me anymore

[dr.bean]

Uhm, in the last photo at the bottom right of the picture you can see a bong..

[Chocolate.]

Good Vaseline transition at the beginning. Really foreshadowed the content of the video

[Ricaaado]

She's a nut, plain and simple. Hopefully, she gets some sort of treatment for this before she snaps.

[QUOTE=OneFourth;37571846]what the fuck.
I've seen [URL="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207172_4964978317_5456_n.jpg"]this[/URL] photo at least 20 goddamn times, and now that I know the story behind it, it just doesn't work for me anymore[/QUOTE]

What are you talking about?

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=dr.bean;37577989]Uhm, in the last photo at the bottom right of the picture you can see a bong..[/QUOTE]

I would not be surprised if she does more than just weed

[ThePinkPanzer]

"Please let her be hot please let her be... damn it!"

[Bootlord]

[QUOTE=Otsegolation;37571545]Vote for whoever, they're all buddies anyway. They both win, it's Kleptocracy.[/QUOTE]

Not to turn this thread into one about voting, but I'd much rather see two similar candidates who differ on execution, because that means they might be able to work together to some degree. Your post seems sort of resigned to this "Kleptocracy", and while there's certainly some truth to that, it seems like it wants clearly defined sides and a winner, which simply won't work. This isn't a football game, there NEEDS to be collaboration.

Just not from people who legitimately think they are reincarnated Jesus/Buddha. They can keep their Vaseline to themselves.

[Venezuelan]

okay this is the creepiest one I've seen so far

-snip-

[Venezuelan]

wow what the fuck? how did I manage to copy a URL on a video I've never been on? :v:

[URL="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/8870617/129_trang_loves_les_olympics/"]this is what I mean to link. dunno why but it gives me a serial killer vibe.[/URL]