^
[B]OH.
MY.
GOD.
[/B][I]It was true all along.
[/I]
I can feel my universe tearing around me
Now I have to go watch The Matrix again.
-snipped-
New response: Holy fuck
Wasn't this a fad for a while? I remember a long time ago people were digging up a whole bunch of historical figures that looked like current day celebrities to claim they were immortal
sound the fucking alarms :coal:
Thats why he play constantine so well. He was fucking Jesus all along!
I am scared.
what
That's interesting. But I think Keanu just ages well.
No he is a vampire obviously.
Someone needs to confront the man about this.
Old Gold.
HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE?
No
Oh god it's Caine.
Oh so this is why Christians stand by their beliefs, it's because Keanu is Jesus so Jesus does exist.
The first time I saw this video, I heard the famous Keanu Reeves "Whoa". I think it just happened again.
Explains why he is so unhappy all the time.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5iFQv1KaE[/media]
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Was trying to find just the "wow" clip, but I hope this'll suffice.
Holy god damn hell cursed perverted mother of a cancerous dying deformed duck.
Everything now has an explanation. [B]Everything.[/B]
[i]No body was every found[/i]
I can confirm he is not a vampire, as he clearly isnt gay enough.
That really is peculiar.
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