What the actual fuck is this woman saying

[UnarmedSniper]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7ahYPcqR8[/media]

[Theorisable]

What the fuck

[Tacooo]

"When you give a man, what he need, you give him a blowjob from the heart and some cookies"

:what:

[bugfix]

Do native speakers understand this? Because I don't.

[theseltsamone]

I don't even think she understands what she's saying. I all I heard was ''shuuuuvuunvvvvkkkkzz shwavaaakkkzzzzkkkkkkkkza"

[BigOwl]

It's pig Latin

[theseltsamone]

It's much more pig than it is Latin.

[Kaburorne]

That music in the background is hilarious. It's like everything she says is dramatic.

[EvilMelon]

:wtc:

[Sethorion]

I can understand her quite well.

I did grow up around a few people like this though.

[john_frohman]

[QUOTE=Sethorion;26828387]I can understand her quite well.

I did grow up around a few people like this though.[/QUOTE]
What's she saying?

[mrryanchisholm]

Wow.

[NeuFeX]

She's talking about how overpriced cat food is.

[Mister Cool]

It's Bill Cosby's female twin

[Sethorion]

[QUOTE=john_frohman;26828429]What's she saying?[/QUOTE]

Just some jibberish about how Jesus is awesome and you should be thankful etc.