This man is a national treasure.
[media]https://youtu.be/ntWieh7YIgY[/media]
[QUOTE=!LORD M!;51705134]This man is a national treasure.
[media]https://youtu.be/ntWieh7YIgY[/media][/QUOTE]
A national treasure of stupidity yes
[video=youtube_share;WZERPQde5uI]http://youtu.be/WZERPQde5uI?t=873[/video]
14:30 onwards is gold for the rambly rant about Atlantis and space.
"Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi aren't our gods, Harry and Nancy Pelsoi are big sacks of shit".
"The new Atlantis will be created, and it will launch the space program that sends humanity into space"
I don't blame him, he was rooting really hard for trump so it must've been quite a party for him
For some reason I recall him being a recovering alcoholic or something? Kinda sad if I'm right and now he's relapsing.
He sounds like Yosemite Sam, except his voice is down an octave or so.
looks like we know what boogyman jones is going to be after for the next 4 years
[Media]https://twitter.com/fearwig/status/822960096535867392[/media]
More Alex jones for the fans
I can't believe trump's press secretary would say something like that!
I legitimately don't understand how he can be employed with that kind of crazy level.
[QUOTE=revan740;51711048]I legitimately don't understand how he can be employed with that kind of crazy level.[/QUOTE]
That's because he's self-employed.
Such a specimen. Such a throwback.
Never change Alex. Never change.
[QUOTE=KillRay;51705116][Media]https://twitter.com/owillis/status/822576580392321028[/media][/QUOTE]
All I hear is "And I got a senator, I don't need a blowhorn, I don't need a eerruaghugh, the will of the republic will dominate this penis!"
despite everything I just wanna sit down with alex, have a drink with him, and just try to figure out what his life is about
I'm legit amazed at how fucking fast he's able to speak
[editline]23rd January 2017[/editline]
Oh my god this man is a comedy GENIUS intentionally or not
No one cheers me up like alex jones
He's a reincarnated bear for real.
When he roars he really does roar, he's so bloody loud I couldn't imagine what it must be like to know him personally.
it's an actual crime that alex jones decided to go into political radio rather than professional wrestling
I fucking love Alex Jones. Not many people can incite laughter out of me by simply just existing.
[QUOTE=!LORD M!;51705134]This man is a national treasure.
[media]https://youtu.be/ntWieh7YIgY[/media][/QUOTE]
I'm seriously starting to believe it's just a very elaborate act
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;51711212]All I hear is "And I got a senator, I don't need a blowhorn, I don't need a eerruaghugh, the will of the republic will dominate this penis!"[/QUOTE]All I heard was "raw raw raw raw commies, George Washington 2.0" [t]https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--HkrwZ5lZ--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/17fsyrkdmstk6jpg.jpg[/t]
Man I wish he didn't waste his talents with this awful bullshit. He is honestly one of the best entertainers in the US. He is also clearly quite intelligent since he is able to form completely coherent sentences despite talking at light speed, at all time.
[QUOTE=SirJon;51711417]I'm seriously starting to believe it's just a very elaborate act[/QUOTE]
i mean he spends a lot of his time hawking his dumb products to his audience so i'm pretty sure he doesn't believe most of this shit
Someone should make him a Liberty Prime sound replacement. Wouldn't seem that out of place.
This guy is a walking youtube poop
[QUOTE=KillRay;51705116]Bonus meme
[Media]https://twitter.com/owillis/status/822575866337181697[/media][/QUOTE]
"I actually had a coffee earlier"
well coffee doesnt remove alcohol ya dingus
[editline]23rd January 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;51713364]He is an actor, he's taking the piss of the guy he's talking with in that clip ( at least that's how it looks like to me. Look at the faces he's making at the camera, he's trying not to burst out laughing )
He's making mad bank with people who think chemtrails are real and that the government is putting chemicals into their tap water and all I can really do is raise my hat at him, because that's [I]genius[/I][/QUOTE]
this is way too optimistic of an assumption
This is what an overdose on Super Male Vitality looks like
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