• A Chicken Laying an Egg
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As title says. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iKIgQgC52E&list=ULwEusMm_hi3U&playnext=1[/media] Also the Gunz keypress videos on his account are amazingly relaxing.
gross
I do not envy that chicken. If I were poultry I would love to be a rooster, having sex with the hens and yelling really fucking loud when the sun comes up.
I just had a egg sandwich....well i should of saw it coming eventually since i did own chickens and ate their eggs but watching this is fucked up.
:barf:
Right on the couch..BAD CHICKEN!
I would have picked it up and fried it as soon as possible. Super Fresh.
[QUOTE=iRzilla;26825719]it's like pooping but with an egg.[/QUOTE] except that it comes out of the vagina
I find this only slightly offensive. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=iRzilla;26826327]chicken's have vaginas? (are chickens reptiles?)[/QUOTE] Holy fuck are you joking me. I hope you're rating disagree as a way of saying you're seriously this dense. It's called a Cloaca. It's basically just a canal.
Why does this reminds me of goatse?
[QUOTE=iRzilla;26826327]chicken's have vaginas? (are chickens reptiles?)[/QUOTE] you best be trolling oh i get your mocking me of saying "except it comes out of the vagina"
[QUOTE=Matrix374;26825912]except that it comes out of the vagina[/QUOTE] Wrong. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Matrix374;26826522]you best be trolling oh i get your mocking me of saying "except it comes out of the vagina"[/QUOTE] Double wrong. All the way across the sky.
[QUOTE=The mouse;26825789]I would have picked it up and fried it as soon as possible. Super Fresh.[/QUOTE] I would've put it in the blender with my super jump-start juice.
[QUOTE=BigOwl;26826526]Wrong. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] Double wrong.[/QUOTE] chicken doesnt have vaginas?
[QUOTE=Matrix374;26826606]chicken doesnt have vaginas?[/QUOTE] I seem to be on the wrong site. I thought this was facepunch, not Yahoo answers. Don't even try to say you're trolling.
[QUOTE=BigOwl;26826659]I seem to be on the wrong site. I thought this was facepunch, not Yahoo answers. Don't even try to say you're trolling.[/QUOTE] i'm serious
oh thats nast
Magic School Bus rapes a chicken with a tornado. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxXaD6awCpA[/media]
thanks for the info
[QUOTE=Ohforf;26827152]Chickens have one hole for everything. They shit, piss and lay eggs out of the same goddamn hole[/QUOTE] A vagina? (At this point I'm just [B]EGGING[/B] BigOwl on.)
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He's trying too hard.
[QUOTE=iRzilla;26827439]I don't get it.[/QUOTE] It was a pun, as to say he is egging him on, and the video is of a chicken laying an egg. The relation between the two causes a humorous outcome.
Eww :barf:
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That would be a nice fresh egg. But it looked like a giant pimple at first.
Imagine how good the chicken must've felt. It needed that last heave to give that sensation :smug:
[QUOTE=Ohforf;26827152]Chickens have one hole for everything. They shit, piss and lay eggs out of the same goddamn hole[/QUOTE] Convenient that.
[QUOTE=Naota1248;26827363]A vagina? (At this point I'm just [B]EGGING[/B] BigOwl on.)[/QUOTE] Kill yourself.
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