Y'know, David Cage always has good ideas for stories, etc., but they always end up going off the rails or just becoming gross or over the top.
Not to mention that these facial animations are INCREDIBLY stiff
I don't know, unlike a lot of people, i'd rather wait for reviews of the game before calling it a piece of shit just because it has "David Cage" on it.
The best part was seeing the words "Fight Todd"
[QUOTE=maxspeed3006;52837359]I don't know, unlike a lot of people, i'd rather wait for reviews of the game before calling it a piece of shit just because it has "David Cage" on it.[/QUOTE]
Given his track record, you can understand the hesitation
This will include an unnecessary shower scene, near rape of the female protagonist, and scenes directly stolen from movies. Detroit will also make never before seen comparisons between androids and slaves. This isn't a guess, this is guaranteed when David Cage makes a game.
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52837395]This will include an unnecessary shower scene, near rape of the female protagonist, and scenes directly stolen from movies. Detroit will also make never before seen comparisons between androids and slaves. This isn't a guess, this is guaranteed when David Cage makes a game.[/QUOTE]
:toxx: ?
im ready to be robot zombie jesus
So who is the poor woman that Cage convinced to get naked and do his typical shower scene?
You [I]know[/I] there's gonna be a shower scene full of white chick ass, or potentially, robutts.
[editline]30th October 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52837395]This will include an unnecessary shower scene, near rape of the female protagonist, and scenes directly stolen from movies. Detroit will also make never before seen comparisons between androids and slaves. This isn't a guess, this is guaranteed when David Cage makes a game.[/QUOTE]
You're not wrong, in fact, if there was a level of right above right itself, you'd have achieved it with this post.
I have never played a David Cage game but I must admit the emotive music and scenes brought a manly tear to my eye.
Everything I have seen of this game makes me think that's it's going to try hitting high emotional beats but tread upon all familiar tropes and allegories surrounding robots/androids/etc.
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;52837395]This will include an unnecessary shower scene, near rape of the female protagonist, and scenes directly stolen from movies. Detroit will also make never before seen comparisons between androids and slaves. This isn't a guess, this is guaranteed when David Cage makes a game.[/QUOTE]
With Todd looking like your stereotypical scumbag abuser, I can see him trying to rape Kara-bot. Likely after Kara-bot makes a "necessary repair" to her chassis, standing naked in the middle of the room.
What is this game even shaping up to be? First trailer was about a SWAT negotiator, second one about android rioters and now you're somekind housemaid?
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;52838314]What is this game even shaping up to be? First trailer was about a SWAT negotiator, second one about android rioters and now you're somekind housemaid?[/QUOTE]
Just like Indigo Prophecy and Heavy rain, you play a multitude of characters who's paths eventually cross with each other.
This trailer made me laugh my ass of because you have some deadbeat dad child beater somehow able to purchase an android who is allegedly sapient and for some reason the manufacturers did not make them mandated reporters, giving you the possibility to just outright watch a kid get murdered. It just seems so unrealistic.
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[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;52838314]What is this game even shaping up to be? First trailer was about a SWAT negotiator, second one about android rioters and now you're somekind housemaid?[/QUOTE]
Give it a listen if you have the time. Not even Cage knows what he's making.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyghBxOLcqE[/media]
[QUOTE=maxspeed3006;52837359]I don't know, unlike a lot of people, i'd rather wait for reviews of the game before calling it a piece of shit just because it has "David Cage" on it.[/QUOTE]
He's 4 for 4 on games with plots that make no sense straddled with fuckawful control schemes and utter tripe writing.
Even the -good- one, Heavy Rain, still has a reveal that in no way makes sense, and every single scene featuring Madison, the lone female Deuteragonist, is a rape/sexual assault or harassment fantasy.
Every. Scene.
Every.Fucking.Scene she is in.
Also, he was [I]reigned in[/I] on Beyond Two Souls yet that game features for no reason a subplot about her meeting Native Americans who just so happen to actually be magic, as well as a [B]CHINESE UNDERWATER GHOST BASE[/B]
[QUOTE=Sweater;52837369]The best part was seeing the words "Fight Todd"[/QUOTE]
[quote=Todd]You didn't pay for those mods, right?[/quote]
[quote=Todd]ALICE, DADDY IS REALLY MAD.[/quote]
The game actually looks interesting but knowing that it's david fucking cage I can't help but look away
I don't think I've ever heard any praise for a Cage game for anything other than the graphics, artstyle, and music
[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;52838314]What is this game even shaping up to be? First trailer was about a SWAT negotiator, second one about android rioters and now you're somekind housemaid?[/QUOTE]
I haven't been following the game much outside of the trailers, but my theory is the whole game is going to be just a bunch of vignette scenarios with VERY light ties between them if any.
That way they can show of all the WILDLY DIFFERENT OUTCOMES to things, but not have to make them matter in the grand scheme of things.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;52838685]I don't think I've ever heard any praise for a Cage game for anything other than the graphics, artstyle, and music[/QUOTE]
I think you were looking for me then.
At the very least, I'll defend Heavy Rain's story, atmosphere and characters. But I might even go as far as praise the quality and variety of Beyond: Two Souls' setpieces (though the story is a massive clusterfuck).
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;52837423]So who is the poor woman that Cage convinced to get naked and do his typical shower scene?
You [I]know[/I] there's gonna be a shower scene full of white chick ass, or potentially, robutts.
[editline]30th October 2017[/editline]
You're not wrong, in fact, if there was a level of right above right itself, you'd have achieved it with this post.[/QUOTE]
Unless there's a special program that does that sort of thing, I don't think the actress literally has to strip for a shower scene. Yeah its a bit awkward in practice, but I don't think we're ready to call David Cage "Jerry Fogle". Uwe Boll though is right on the money.
Calling it now, at most 6 decisions will divert the story in any meaningful way. The rest will just be window dressing telltale shit.
This was probably the best way they could have edited it to make it seem fun.
Oh my god, that's literally Ethan's house from Heavy Rain.
I really hope this game goes crazy like all of David Cage's games. Honestly if he made a 'good' game I'd be much less interested.
[QUOTE=Zeos;52838390]a subplot about her meeting Native Americans who just so happen to actually be magic, as well as a [B]CHINESE UNDERWATER GHOST BASE[/B][/QUOTE]
I find it funny how thats pretty tame compared to the shit in indigo prophecy. iirc you steal a shellshocked orphaned girl, learn dragon ball z powers, fight the mayan prophet, confront the matrix aliens, find out you're dead, hide among the homeless people, fuck a cop with your zombie dick, get ambushed by Russian swat, use your kamehameha, sacrifice the orphan child, and stop the second ice age all over the course of two hours.
I knew this game would be stupid the second the devs started saying the most pretentious shit at E3. I expect nothing short of absolute garbage.
I shamelessly love every David Cage game, from Indigo Prophecy to Beyond: Two Souls. I think while he may not be a flawless genius, he ultimately crafts such fun, involving stories that aren't afraid to be bonkers.
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;52838914]Oh my god, that's literally Ethan's house from Heavy Rain.[/QUOTE]
The [i]entire[/i] fucking neighborhood is from Heavy Rain.
I thought I had a stroke when I noticed that.
Everyone got their 'David Cage Bingo' sheets ready?
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