[video]https://youtu.be/iq46xLbQE6c[/video]
The most important reveal in E3 history
God damn, that song is awful.
We have purchased too many copies of bad rats as jokes and gag gifts.
Now we pay for our hubris.
God help us all.
Wait, they showed this at E3?
It's a joke right?
wtf
That song is a god damn masterpiece.
Surely the devs know why this game is popular, and they're just taking the piss.
Don't even know why the Bad Rats gift shit is still funny anymore honestly, it worn out its welcome a long time ago.
im so fucking hyped for this shit
Bad Rats is hilarious so this is actually a real boon to me.
there is no god
the real question is: how much does it cost?
[QUOTE=Trixil;50522001]the real question is: how much does it cost?[/QUOTE]
And who is the first to get it as a gift?
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;50521813]Surely the devs know why this game is popular, and they're just taking the piss.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Prepare to gifting yourself, Bad Rats Show will be available at Steam from July 2016* (official release date will be announced next days).
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They know
i like how the cursor is a skeleton hand for no apparent reason
the rat hot chili peppers new album sounds like it's gonna be a hit
Relevant: Found this steam review
[quote]Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge is set in the year 2083. 5 years prior to the events in Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge, a human colony on Mars discovered a massive tunnel network 2 miles underground. Believing it to be uninhabited, colonists began exploring the tunnels until one day, the colony suddenly vanished without a trace. News reporters who went to investigate never returned. After 6 days of fruitless searching, another colony disappeared, but this time, our protagonist caught sight of what must be the source of the colonies' disappearance: a huge army of bipedal cats armed with technology far beyond humanity's capability, able to turn humans into rats and alter the laws of physics to suit a cat-friendly environment.
Our protagonist warned the other Martian colonies of the cats, but the warnings are met with intense laughter; no one believed that their pets could've possibly done such a thing. One by one, the colonies disappeared, and before the last one was attacked, our protagonist took a shuttle to Earth to try to warn of their impending doom.
Earth's economy, which depended heavily on raw materials from Mars, collapsed soon after the last colony disappeared, plunging Earth into chaos. Widespread public discontent, rioting, terrorism, suicide incidents, and nuclear war descended upon Earth. As if that wasn't enough, the cats invaded Earth very soon afterwards, turning what was left of humanity into a bunch of rats and enslaving the human population.
Under the cats' rule, the rats suffered dearly. A rat's expected lifespan was in constant decline, from an average of 110 years of age before the invasion to a new average of 20 years. A newspaper, written by our protagonist and titled "Bad Rats," soon emerged. It called for open revolt against the rule of the cats, arguing that they were exploiting the rats to live their own aristocratic lifestyles. The contents were scoffed by the cats, but the rats soaked in every word of it. From the newspaper stemmed rumors of deportation, torture, mass executions, and anything else that could stir revolutionary fervor. The first incidents of revolt occurred in decentralized acts of terrorism. The cats responded by banning the circulation of "Bad Rats," tightening their grip over the rats, and starting a process of rendering the rats unable to read or write. This, however, did nothing to contain the rats\' growing hatred towards the cats.
On September 13, 2081, the revolution began. An armed mob of rats seized Florida from the cats, inspiring revolts across the entire globe. Rats who were once fighting bitterly among themselves, such as terrorist rats and murican rats, now stood side by side against a common enemy: the cats. After 2 years, the rats were able to seize control of the Americas from the cats, but the cats retained a stranglehold over the rest of the world. Both sides suffered immense casualty rates in the process, and morale dropped sharply on both sides. And the war is just getting started...
To counteract the loss of morale, the rat high command gave the order to set up public executions of the cat POWs. They hired our protagonist to host such events. It is now in your hands to reinvigorate anti-cat sentiment and fuel support for the war effort by elaborately murdering the cat oppressors.
The game focuses heavily on controversial themes, forcing the player to ask why he/she exists and consider the validity of what mankind has accepted as the norm. Featuring unrivaled graphics, cunning level design that will challenge the greatest of minds, a brilliantly orchestrated OST that deserves a live performance at Carnegie Hall, and voice acting that would make Kevin Spacey and Peter Dinklage quit, this piece of artwork is the epitome of gaming and a model that all other developers should follow.
That invent4 is nice enough to sell such a flawless masterpiece at only 99 cents is a sure sign of selflessness despite the fact that the game is worth 2000 times the price of triple A modern releases.
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Ya'll can only blame yourselves for this.
You reap what you sow.
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I'm glad I never funded this game by joke-gifting the first one
Death Stranding has nothing on this.
My fucking ears! :hammered:
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;50521832]Don't even know why the Bad Rats gift shit is still funny anymore honestly, it worn out its welcome a long time ago.[/QUOTE]
GUESS WHO'S GETTING BAD RATS FOR CHRISTMAS
Bigger joke they should release a ten copy bundle for $5 to gift to your friends
The fuck is this shit.
Why are you all so upset? Bad Rats is what the gaming world needs, its the last bastion of genuinity! We have done the world a service by gifting each other this masterpiece for all this time! The consequences would have been catastrophic if we hadnt!
This is the true miracle of gaming, here and now, and we should be proud that we are alive in this day when this game rises
[QUOTE=Butthurter;50531214]you all funded this[/QUOTE]
I bought at least 10 copies of Bad rats. I have no regrets, its a pretty fun physics puzzle game.
this is all your fault
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