• Christian Mathematics: Warning, contains rage.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsX12oI_K8&feature=player_embedded#[/media] It all makes sense now!!! I raged.
In all seriousness, the letters to their sums blew my mind. I did not know that.
Most of the video of "God will put you on top blah blah" was pathetic.
Blasphemy=101%
The spaces could be negative for all we know :v:
fuckyahweh=111%
LOVE OF SATAN = 260% 12+15+22+5+15+6+19+1+20+1+14 Which one seems more efficient here? I love how all 77 of you didn't even check my math. The real sum is 130%. I expected heavy amounts of boxes when I came back. 0v3rkill2 Swilly It's too late now...too late.
I thought that was pretty cool until they brought the God stuff in.
I love that it's all English words.
I thought the expression was "Give 110%", not 101%
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;27801678]I thought the expression was "Give 110%", not 101%[/QUOTE] But that doesn't spell LOVE OF GOD and makes them seem less witty.
Fuck your sister = :confused:
Anal Fisting = 115% My eyes have been opened.
Masturbation = 153% Also I like how alphabet determines how successful your life is.
Fucking Pythagoreans. Bloody number fetishists.
This is the kind of crap you're supposed to use the term "numerology" for.
that was very epic
If this is true, you would get more done sleeping than doing anything else.
Math would work the same no matter what universe you are in. so this isnt proof of anything except that humans made a nice little number system.
Not believing in god = more then whatever amount they had win/win
7 + 15 + 4 + 4 + 15 + 5 + 19 + 14 + 15 + 20 + 5 + 24 + 9 + 19 + 20 = 195 G O D D O E S N O T E X I S T Amazing what you can do with letters.
rape children= 101% We now have undeniable proof that rape is godly.
The obvious flaw in this thinking that everybody has come across: Taking a shit the size of a birthday cake on the nearest Bible: %554. That's more than five times what God's love is worth.
I was shown a spoof of this in school (or maybe this was the spoof). It replaced "love of god" with "ass-kissing" which equals 205. Also made more sense along with the other words.
28 Days Later Music and Pirates of the Caribbean Music, and some cool math (the beginning stuff)
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27802212]Math would work the same no matter what universe you are in. so this isnt proof of anything except that humans made a nice little number system.[/QUOTE] Why would a creation of this universe work in another?
Wake me when this is over, I'll be catching some z+z+z+z = 104%
[QUOTE=BigOwl;27801603]LOVE OF SATAN = 260% 12+15+22+5+15+6+19+1+20+1+14 Which one seems more efficient here?[/QUOTE] Sounds like I better start loving Satan! Then I'll become god like! [QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;27802435]The obvious flaw in this thinking that everybody has come across: Taking a shit the size of a large triple stuffed wedding cake on the nearest Bible: %554. That's more than five times what God's love is worth.[/QUOTE] I will now take a shit the size of a birthday cake on the nearest Bible
[QUOTE=ThePuska;27802563]Why would a creation of this universe work in another?[/QUOTE] Math is an idea. No matter were you are the idea of 1+1= 2 no matter what universe you are in. sure even if the laws of that universe state that having 2 of the same objects destroy each other and making none then if you wanted to use math in that universe and you were creating 2 of the same objects you would use adjust the ways math would be used into making 1+1=0 but either way the idea that one plus another of the same number would still make 2 of the abstract number.
how was the intro related? [editline]1st February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=imasillypiggy;27802760]Math is an idea. No matter were you are the idea of 1+1= 2 no matter what universe you are in. sure even if the laws of that universe state that having 2 of the same objects destroy each other and making none then if you wanted to use math in that universe and you were creating 2 of the same objects you would use adjust the ways math would be used into making 1+1=0 but either way the idea that one plus another of the same number would still make 2 of the abstract number.[/QUOTE] 1+1 could equal 10:/
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