• Parents Explain Masturbation
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[video=youtube;-0vPqxSVaG4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4[/video]
"That was a bac- I really thought that was a back massager" I died at that moment. :v:
Aw seesh they already know what a wank is... No innocent minds were destroyed.
itd be great if all parents were so open
man my parents never even gave me the talk (i'd learnt about sex and shit when i was i primary school from that one friend who knew everything). i think the only time my dad tried, i was like 17
Myself grew up in a medical family. Imagine the shit they talked about at dinner
The only thing my parents ever told me, ever, was "bring a condom" when I took a girl to prom. Little did they know (they do know) but I'm gay. We don't talk about sex still, and I'm 25.
Holy fuck people are salty in the comments. Like I don't care for videos like this one, but people are implying these kids are getting traumatized by hearing about masturbation. What a bunch of prudes.
I've never heard or seen anyone use or talk about lotion in this context but online. Is this the burden of circumcision?
[QUOTE=Silikone;52457353]I've never heard or seen anyone use or talk about lotion in this context but online. Is this the burden of circumcision?[/QUOTE] no
I would love to see the people in the comments reactions to what was state funded and aired aimed at kids down to 8 here in Norway (around 8 because that's when some people already hit puberty) NSFW obviously, loadsa penises [video=youtube;eFlbb9bQjOE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFlbb9bQjOE[/video] It blows me away how afraid of sexuality some people can still be in western countries. Hopefully something that will improve with generation shifts [editline]11th July 2017[/editline] The video even starts with "warning, this might make some parents uncomfortable". Pretty much sums up the whole issue.
Man I was in a "Christian" school and they showed sex-ed videos on a projector to our small unfinished brains. Videos from the fuckin 70's. These videos were made in a way to make you think sex was ugly, disgusting and downright horrifying. It shows the basics but with the ugliest bodies and the unsexiest examples known to man. God fuck I still remember the pubic hair growth UGHGHFGHG Thank god for Porn to give better examples. Even the acted shit shows it better.
instructions unclear, dick caught in parent
My mentally ill mother couldn't figure out how to give me the talk so instead she bullied me about my sensitivities back when I was a child and teenager, it heavily damaged me sexually and socially. I am 21 and I have had sex like three or maybe four times and none of them were pleasant at all.
[QUOTE=kirderf;52457424]I would love to see the people in the comments reactions to what was state funded and aired aimed at kids down to 8 here in Norway (around 8 because that's when some people already hit puberty) [/QUOTE] It's kind of awkward, but I can only commend any sort of public education, for it takes away the need for parents to get involved. Just thinking about the latter keeps me up at night.
[QUOTE=MendozaMan;52457436] Thank god for Porn to give better examples. Even the acted shit shows it better.[/QUOTE] Porn is anything but a good example of realistic sex and will guaranteed fuck up someone uninformed more than any conservative sex-ed video will.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;52457454]Porn is anything but a good example of realistic sex and will guaranteed fuck up someone uninformed more than any conservative sex-ed video will.[/QUOTE] I'd agree it's not a great example but wouldn't go so far. At least porn doesn't perpetuate the idea that sex has to be done in a certain context or in a certain way, lest it's immoral. [editline]11th July 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=NeverGoWest;52457445]I am 21 and I have had sex like three or maybe four times and none of them were pleasant at all.[/QUOTE] If I may ask, why?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;52457454]Porn is anything but a good example of realistic sex and will guaranteed fuck up someone uninformed more than any conservative sex-ed video will.[/QUOTE] Not all porn is hardcore BDSM midget scat fetishism. A lot of it is just two people having sex.
I never got 'the talk' from my parents and i don't even know if that is even a thing in germany, because sex ed is mandatory by law
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;52457585]Not all porn is hardcore BDSM midget scat fetishism. A lot of it is just two people having sex.[/QUOTE] Keyword was uninformed. Since the porn you're gonna get offered on the first page of pretty much any pornsite are the studio grade productions where women are portrayed as insatiable nymphos and men as rough-housing jackhammers, it'll be easy for the ill-informed person to assume; "Oh, this is sex!" if they don't know any better. Granted, if they manage to find the amateur stuff which is just honest-to-god couples making love, then the outcome can be different.
Yeah, I don't like the tendency here to recommend porn as sex ed. Probably says more about US sex ed than anything else, but still, it's not a good way to introduce children to sex.
See, I never really thought this stuff was a mystery when I grew up. Nobody needed to tell me, I just figured it out on my own. :weeb:
My parents did the lazy thing and just bought me a sex ed book one day and sort of just were like: "there ya go! That's enough parenting for now." Before that they'd sometimes slip references to sex stuff into conversations, expecting me to sort of work it out from having heard about things like "jerking off", "the clitoris" or "reaching the climax". Needless to say, all I understood was that words exist and probably mean things. Mostly we kids just worked out all the details on our own before we had sex ed class in school. Because our nun and priest teachers in catholic school certainly wouldn't tell us anything useful other than not to do filthy things to out filthy parts and to confess it all to a creepy man in a dark room if we did which was kind of noooooooooooo. Kids who had gotten the talk would be eager to show off their knowledge and thus educating the others in the process. As expected, some kids just made up random bullshit in order to seem on top of the subject but even for a dumb little kid, it was pretty easy to tell that you probably shouldn't pee into another person, even if you really want them to be pregnant so misinformation wasn't too much of an issue. I just remember having lots of questions about the most specific details. There was a period when I was about 13 where I could reach an orgasm but not ejaculate and nobody had told me that that was a thing so I thought I was just too dumb to figure out how to cum. At some point my more mature friend simply showed me which I thought was pretty awesome and then someone said something about vaginas or something but I was having too much fun jerking each other off to care and that's how I became a huge faggot. Actually, no, because that's how I got caught once and called a little faggot by an adult teacher man and boy did that ever fuck up my young impressionable brain. Then the christian guilt mongering, threats of telling my parents and bullying caught up to me and it became a shameful, bad thing that I had to be paranoid about and eventually just banish from my life. Instead I decided that I was gonna love the vagina from now on which seemed a lot safer and reputable in general. As it turns out though, sticking your dick into a vagina might be fine and dandy by itself but if there is (repressed homosexuality) inside you that makes you really uncomfortable with the concept of developing an intimate bond with a female person you end up with something vaguely unpleasant, irritating and just plain wrong feeling. So not good, in fact, that I sort of just gave up on the Idea of having sex at all for 5 years after my first encounter. But then one day while jerking off I spontaneously remembered that dicks are awesome and now everything is cool. So the moral is that even when jerking off alone at night you can experience a huge life-changing experience that will fix problems and improve your life forever Whoops, that was just going to be a two line post and somehow it escalated and now it feels like a waste to delete it. Sorry
[QUOTE=H4ngman;52457999]My parents did the lazy thing and just bought me a sex ed book one day and sort of just were like: "there ya go! That's enough parenting for now." Before that they'd sometimes slip references to sex stuff into conversations, expecting me to sort of work it out from having heard about things like "jerking off", "the clitoris" or "reaching the climax". Needless to say, all I understood was that words exist and probably mean things. Mostly we kids just worked out all the details on our own before we had sex ed class in school. Because our nun and priest teachers in catholic school certainly wouldn't tell us anything useful other than not to do filthy things to out filthy parts and to confess it all to a creepy man in a dark room if we did which was kind of noooooooooooo. Kids who had gotten the talk would be eager to show off their knowledge and thus educating the others in the process. As expected, some kids just made up random bullshit in order to seem on top of the subject but even for a dumb little kid, it was pretty easy to tell that you probably shouldn't pee into another person, even if you really want them to be pregnant so misinformation wasn't too much of an issue. I just remember having lots of questions about the most specific details. There was a period when I was about 13 where I could reach an orgasm but not ejaculate and nobody had told me that that was a thing so I thought I was just too dumb to figure out how to cum. At some point my more mature friend simply showed me which I thought was pretty awesome and then someone said something about vaginas or something but I was having too much fun jerking each other off to care and that's how I became a huge faggot. Actually, no, because that's how I got caught once and called a little faggot by an adult teacher man and boy did that ever fuck up my young impressionable brain. Then the christian guilt mongering, threats of telling my parents and bullying caught up to me and it became a shameful, bad thing that I had to be paranoid about and eventually just banish from my life. Instead I decided that I was gonna love the vagina from now on which seemed a lot safer and reputable in general. As it turns out though, sticking your dick into a vagina might be fine and dandy by itself but if there is (repressed homosexuality) inside you that makes you really uncomfortable with the concept of developing an intimate bond with a female person you end up with something vaguely unpleasant, irritating and just plain wrong feeling. So not good, in fact, that I sort of just gave up on the Idea of having sex at all for 5 years after my first encounter. But then one day while jerking off I spontaneously remembered that dicks are awesome and now everything is cool. So the moral is that even when jerking off alone at night you can experience a huge life-changing experience that will fix problems and improve your life forever Whoops, that was just going to be a two line post and somehow it escalated and now it feels like a waste to delete it. Sorry[/QUOTE] Sorry you had to deal with that. People insist religion has good intentions but when something makes you afraid to be yourself (as long as it's socially acceptable in the sense that its not unhygienic and not putting anybody in danger) that something has crossed a major line [editline]11th July 2017[/editline] That reminds me. I never had a sex talk, really. I never had a religion talk either, considering my family did not go to any kind of church. By 6 I kind of figured out that God doesn't do anything observable and by 8 I definitely comprehended the idea that religion is bullshit (no offense to our religious members)
I'm not sure which is my favorite, the girl in the light-blue shirt whose absolutely dying from embarrassment talking sex with her mom (methinks she already knows a good bit about this :weeb:), or the boy talking masturbation with his mom. I love videos like this, though. They're always so amusing. [editline]fish[/editline] [QUOTE=GoDong-DK;52457334]Holy fuck people are salty in the comments. Like I don't care for videos like this one, but people are implying these kids are getting traumatized by hearing about masturbation. What a bunch of prudes.[/QUOTE] [img]https://files.catbox.moe/66lppr.png[/img] Remember guys, the Christian right is the tolerant group! :hammered:
i love the shoehorned antisemitism and "a lot of hitlers ideas won if you look into it"
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;52458499][img]https://files.catbox.moe/66lppr.png[/img] Remember guys, the Christian right is the tolerant group! :hammered:[/QUOTE] Yeah, these people are off their rockers. Like fuck, they must be pretty sheltered if they find this sort of thing abhorrent, especially with their weird comparisons to pedophilia.
At least half are probably trolls.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm broken now because my parents never talked to me about this stuff. I'm 23 and any time my parents or really anybody tries to talk to me about anything involving sex or intimate partnership I get really nervous and immediately try to get away from the conversation or steer it in an entirely different direction. I guess I feel ashamed for never having tried to do anything myself to become sexually active, and that's why I'm embarrassed by it when it becomes a sudden topic of conversation. Like, in some way I've always felt that something was just wrong with me so my entire life I've never tried. Even to this day where all I have to do is go out to a bar and get shitfaced hammered, I still don't go through with it. I've had enough opportunities over the last couple of years to get it over with but something always kept me from doing it, guess just anxiety because it scares me? I don't know. I wish I could turn back time and try to talk to my parents about this now, just to see if anything would be different. It doesn't really upset me, honestly I still have plenty of fun doing my own shit, but I know sooner or later I'm going to want some kind of serious companionship and I fear I won't be able to make it work.
[QUOTE=kirderf;52457424]The video even starts with "warning, this might make some parents uncomfortable". Pretty much sums up the whole issue.[/QUOTE] I remember when I was in Germany, one of the channels played really softcore porn [I](no pussy shots)[/I] and phone sex lines after midnight and all the while, I was thinking of the outrage and reactions it would get if American channels did it. Also I found it pretty amusing when I went to Mediamarkt and found legit porn next to workout tapes. Europe is just very very liberal about that sort of stuff, but very squirmy about violence. Like the opposite of America almost. [t]http://i.imgur.com/YbPPfHs.jpg[/t]
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