• Dragon Age: Inquisition Iron Bull Romance
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr8-5Fn_6XY[/media] Well...
Well, at least this is an improvement over the previous sex scenes in DA:O and DA2.
Oh jesus
We've all been there.
Hey, come on, the scene is pretty funny and way ahead of anything in DA2.
It's.. Not as bad as I actually thought. The interruption made me genuinely laugh.
Kinda got weird at the end though.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJYrtbTYMY[/media]
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I CAN EXPLAIN
He's like twice the size of the PC. It's like you're playing as the chick who went out with Shak.
Cullen! How's it goin'?
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;46542574]He's like twice the size of the PC. It's like you're playing as the chick who went out with Shak.[/QUOTE] even better if youre a dwarf
[QUOTE=elowin;46542708]even better if youre a dwarf[/QUOTE] for a second there i forgot you could play as different races again in this one. man fuck da2 for doing that
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGLcm5m5dFI[/media] Best romance period.
That was actually pretty good. Felt sort of cheesy at the end but it wasn't that bad, and I'm sure if you have played the game and just reached this scene it'd be a lot less awkward. Made me laugh really hard too.
Press X to ride the Bull.
"He's the one taking it" lol
Jesus Christ what happened to his body at :25
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
What's funny with this? The female version at least had extremely bad double entendres that made it actually [I]bad[/I] and fun to watch, while noone would give a shit about this scene if it wasn't for "lol he be homo". [I also don't know shit about the game and I'm basing my opinion on the video alone]
Is [I]everyone[/I] in this game bisexual?
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;46548281]Is [I]everyone[/I] in this game bisexual?[/QUOTE] Just Iron Bull and Josephine. [editline]22nd November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;46548265]What's funny with this? The female version at least had extremely bad double entendres that made it actually [I]bad[/I] and fun to watch, while noone would give a shit about this scene if it wasn't for "lol he be homo". [I also don't know shit about the game and I'm basing my opinion on the video alone][/QUOTE] I don't think it's funny because it's a homosexual romance, I think it's funny because the other characters walked in on it.
"I can't move my legs"
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;46548308]I don't think it's funny because it's a homosexual romance, I think it's funny because the other characters walked in on it.[/QUOTE] I think it's funny because the characters' reactions were so wooden they looked like a high school stage play.
-Snip wrong thread-
[QUOTE=croguy;46548392]I think it's funny because the characters' reactions were so wooden they looked like a high school stage play.[/QUOTE] But they were surprisingly genuine for what I've come to expect from Dragon Age, like usually you'd see this and go "pfft what a stupid scene" but i was genuinely laughing at the lines and thought it was a very well done conversation. Might need to pick this game up if the writing is all like this
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;46549445]But they were surprisingly genuine for what I've come to expect from Dragon Age, like usually you'd see this and go "pfft what a stupid scene" but i was genuinely laughing at the lines and thought it was a very well done conversation. Might need to pick this game up if the writing is all like this[/QUOTE] I thought the exact same thing. How would I explain to my friends if they asked me "What convinced you to buy Dragon Age: Inquisition after what happened with DA 2?" "A homosexual sex scene with a man bull that gets interrupted"
I've got to admit, the awkward came from how disturbing the player character was..I mean..the Dalish Elf tattoo's and the lipstick mixed with grizzled stubble and Macklemore haircut. In my playthrough with a male qunari, I ended up romancing Dorian. It was all surprisingly adorable until the sex scene in which there was a close up of man-ass and Dorian telling my inquisitor to "inquisit him again".
Oh god... this can't be the thing that convinces me to buy dragon age inquisition can it? The animatinos are nowhere near as stiff this time around... and the dialogue actually made me laugh. Also, I'm going to guess that's a Qunari... wasn't there something in the first game about qunari mating sometimes being deadly?
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