• Jontron - Takeshi's Challenge
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[video=youtube;m6MIlJYiJUs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MIlJYiJUs[/video] oh boy new jontron here we go!
[video=youtube;vMsv0Y7Ny1w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMsv0Y7Ny1w[/video]
[QUOTE]-Yay Arino-[/QUOTE] He did this for a live special, too. I remember the karaoke part and being impressed that they actually had something that way back when, touchy as it was.
Did the game just call him a dick? Wasn't this made for kids?
[QUOTE=riki2cool;44616810]Did the game just call him a dick? Wasn't this made for kids?[/QUOTE] Well, it was made for a device which was popular with kids, but with the presence of alcoholism and spousal abuse I don't think "made for kids" was something the developers were going for.
Gotta love Takeshi Kitano
So Jon, you didn't really upheld the whole "My videos are first released on the Normalboots site for a couple of days before i publish them to my Youtube channel" deal. :v:
[QUOTE=riki2cool;44616810]Did the game just call him a dick? Wasn't this made for kids?[/QUOTE] Out of all things in this game you decide shouldn't be for kids, it's that? :v:
I gotta give the game some credit though. I mean, in what other NES/Famicon game can you punch your boss, sing karaoke, get lessons for an unidentifiable instrument that you've probably never heard of before, get drunk, argue with your wife, divorce your wife, punch your wife, punch your kids and then search for treasure on a far away island?
JonTron videos are like a warm, comfortable blanket to me. Probably because I watched his reviews on loop while I was sick one time
[QUOTE=Handsome Matt;44617635][vid]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3659637/ech.webm[/vid] ech[/QUOTE] This turns me on.
[QUOTE=Xubs;44617277]Japanese media uses English swear words a lot, even in media for kids. This translation was very likely some form of romhack, I sincerely doubt that this was released in English. Fan translators often translate the swear words.[/QUOTE] You're right. Japan only.
Someone convince DSP to emulate this. But in all seriousness, holy shit. You have so many options, yazuka whittling down your health for the majority of the game, and yet you have to do precisely what you could only ever figure out with an [i]exact[/i] guide or else you either can't progress - or you die and start allllll over. Even for what the game could do, this Takeshi guy must've made this as a joke to torture gamers or something.
I tried playing through it once. You'll notice the words [I]tried[/I] and [i]once[/I] I got to the map part by myself out of sheer luck. But even with a guide could never get past the treasure cave. Didn't know about the pause exploit though.
...where's Jaques? I missed him during the whole review :c
Damn, Jon looks pretty good in a suit.
I misread the title as Takeshi's castle and got really excited.
Amazing.
I'm no expert, but Jon's Japanese at the end didn't sound half bad.
Man, I remember when Deceasedcrab played this! Was one What an assholish game. What Jon didn't show was the aftercredits message- wait long enough, and the face says [sp]"You actually bothered to finish this crappy game? Sucker. Don't take it too seriously."[/sp] Like I said, assholish. Also, another fact- because of this game, Nintendo was very skeptical of another man who had an idea for a game and wanted to create it. Thanks to the CEO of Nintendo, however, they gave the man the greenlight. Who was this man? Shigesato Itoi, the creator of the Mother series. Yeah, Takeshi's challenge almost singlehandedly stopped Mother from ever existing. So there's that.
First time I've watched a Jontron video, the guy is awesome. He's also dapper as fuck in that suit.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;44617874]Damn, Jon looks pretty good in a suit.[/QUOTE] Agreed, makes him look quite a bit thinner, usually the babyface makes him seem chubby.
JonTron's new videos have been [I]amazing.[/I]
Glorious.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;44618530]Agreed, makes him look quite a bit thinner, usually the babyface makes him seem chubby.[/QUOTE] But Chubtron is adorable.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44618793]But Chubtron is adorable.[/QUOTE] And Suittron is sexech.
The game was designed by a man who hated video games and was deliberately trying to make it impossible to beat. No shit it's going to be ridiculous.
Was he serious about the review being started in 2012?
[QUOTE=Clavus;44618023]I'm no expert, but Jon's Japanese at the end didn't sound half bad.[/QUOTE] It didn't sound google-translated. Although, it was super simple. Maybe Arin helped him out with it?
[QUOTE=Reds;44618856]The game was designed by a man who hated video games and was deliberately trying to make it impossible to beat. No shit it's going to be ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Wow. A rare case of someone actually making a video game to make people suffer.
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