• DSP - This Is How You DON'T Play Video Games 2013 (7 Hours of DSP retardation)
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Yes, you read that title right, folks. Presented by Kojima World Order, a whole 7 HOUR (and 52 minute) video montage of DSP fucking up in games and just being an overall cunt. Strap in, kids. We're in for a wild ride. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUl2xp1p0T0[/media]
fucking hell 8 hours of DSP It's funny to see how he constantly blames everything but himself when something [del]goes wrong[/del] works correctly
Someone needs to post an endurance-video of them watching all this. Like some people posted themselves watching those 10-hour loops all the way through.
Be sure to bring a stiff drink, you'll fucking need it. If you did a drinking game for this video, you'll end up dead.
ahaha oh god I skipped to a random part and im 99% sure it was the whole 'black mesa crouch jump' thing, what a fuckin' loon - like, this is a standard pc game thing
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[QUOTE=Pelican;43403516]ahaha oh god I skipped to a random part and im 99% sure it was the whole 'black mesa crouch jump' thing, what a fuckin' loon - like, this is a standard pc game thing[/QUOTE] Back in the day it was, but it got phased out for single jumps with no bunnyhopping momentum and mantling waist/knee-high walls. DSP doesn't seem much like an old-school FPS enthusiast to say the least. Doesn't excuse the stupidity though.
Even watching the three hour MGS one was too much.
I dunno if my brain can handle 8 hours of DSP...
I was randomly skipping through and I found a part where he's playing the original Devil May Cry and it hurt so bad. I worked that stuff out when I was 12, I'd heard of this guy but I didn't think he was THIS bad.
This video is the key to turning people into serial murderers
Is this the same guy who was shit talking to people on Killer Instinct or something and he got his ass handed to him ten - fold?
I'll have this on in the background while i play so it makes me feel better about my own abysmal skills I'm terrible at gaming and a casual through and through but even i know i could do better than this shit.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43403430]Be sure to bring a stiff drink, you'll fucking need it. If you did a drinking game for this video, you'll end up dead.[/QUOTE] The DSP drinking game, it's real easy. Take a shot whenever he blames the game for something that's really the cause of his own retardation.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43404940]The DSP drinking game, it's real easy. Take a shot whenever he blames the game for something that's really the cause of his own retardation.[/QUOTE] "HUNDREDS DEAD IN ONLINE VIDEO DRINKING GAME" "THEY WERE MORE ALCOHOL THAN MAN" "LAST WORDS: IT'S RIGHT THERE WHY WON'T HE JUST SELECT ITASDFGH!"
DSP during sex: I put the Penis in the vagina? I CAN'T PUT IT IN DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK. NOTHING I COULD DO, BUGGED VAGINA MECHANICS, PFFT DUDE WHATEVER, THIS VAGINA IS GLITCHED, I KEEP TRYING TO PUT MY PENIS IN THE VAGINA BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING, BUGGED SPERM MECHANICS!
Eight hours?! What the fuck, how am I supposed to watch all this! It must be glitched or something HAHAHA.
Why is the editing mediocre. When half the comments are shown, it takes up 3/4ths the screen due to the black space.
how did dsp even handle moving out of his parents house you'd think he would have opened the fridge for the first time, found it empty, and stood there shrilly complaining to god about bugged food mechanics and lazy life design for a week or so until he perished from starvation
[QUOTE=Lambda 217;43405279]how did dsp even handle moving out of his parents house you'd think he would have opened the fridge for the first time, found it empty, and stood there shrilly complaining to god about bugged food mechanics and lazy life design for a week or so until he perished from starvation[/QUOTE] "this is BULLSHIT DUDE get a LIFE theres not even food!" "oh my fucking god you ungrateful twat, you're 27 years old and still living with your parents!" "fuck you mom" [QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43404940]The DSP drinking game, it's real easy. Take a shot whenever he blames the game for something that's really the cause of his own retardation.[/QUOTE] swears = tiny sip blames the game = 1 halfshot dies = halfshot says "Get a life" = take 1 shot admits his wrong doing and understands the nature of what he has done bad = chug the entire fucking bottle because that'll never happen I say half shots because you wouldn't last very long
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43405240]Why is the editing mediocre. When half the comments are shown, it takes up 3/4ths the screen due to the black space.[/QUOTE] why does that matter
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;43405454]why does that matter[/QUOTE] It's annoying
How do you fail so badly at video games? When I was 6 I could figure out the crouch jump mechanics. What a fucktard. I also find it funny that he doesn't even know how to quick load. Yea, I mostly only watched the black mesa part.
why seeing comments pop up on the screen over gameplay that youd rather not see anyway annoys you is beyond me. the point of the video is to show how shitty a person DSP is, sorry it doesnt live up to the cinematic standards of ROFLBURGER
that Bayonetta part was making my blood boil, how can one person be so stupid?
That MGS3 part with EVA. Just - that part. And this manchild (which is probably an insult to kids - there're a lot of kids who are... not like that out there) supposedly has a girlfriend. Well you could tell their relationship is platonic - or else where did all this sexual deprivation came from?
Can you imagine if one day the whole world turned tits up and DSP got really good at videos games while we all just bitch and moan at the game. Would be weird. Everyone should post the time of their favourite part, mine was 18 minutes in when he was playing that street fighter game against a guy who had 10w and no loses, the game had only come out for a day and I just skipped to the black mesa bit just before the second round and I heard screaming, I can't find what time exactly but it's gold.
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;43405521]why seeing comments pop up on the screen over gameplay that youd rather not see anyway annoys you is beyond me. the point of the video is to show how shitty a person DSP is, sorry it doesnt live up to the cinematic standards of ROFLBURGER[/QUOTE] I said it was mediocre, not worse than hitler. I do want to see the gameplay, you even said that "the point of the video is to show how shitty a person DSP is" and that includes the gameplay.
(at 07:33:50) A little girl is sewing her wound without anesthesia while crying in pain. meanwhile DSP: "Oooh yeah. Ooh Yes, yes, yes, ooh yes. Hahahahaha I love it."
Who is DSP?
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