True Facts About The Duck

[Ashtiel]

[video=youtube;6k01DIVDJlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY[/video]

[kimchimafia]

Zefrank is awesome as always. His videos where he talks about shame and fustration are good too.

[Doctor Quixotic]

I will never look at ducks the same way ever again.

[pr00ch]

A duck has a bigger dick than you

[ionuttzu]

Sweet Jesus, I didn't expect that from these cute fuckers.

[Kegan]

Well, that started out cute, then shockingly funny, then horrifying.

Ducks are scary as hell.

[ijyt]

I love that he broke character.

[Flicky]

Not as terrifying as the squid that can shoot its dick off to act as a guided rape missile.

[Laika]

didnt need to see a duck penis today, especially someone [b]DIRECTLY TOUCHING IT WITH THEIR HANDS[/b]

[Novangel]

I somehow knew it was going to be all about their penises.

[gudman]

The vid about ballsacks is the best.

I meant, naked mole rats.

[All0utWar]

[i]corkscrew penis[/i]

[a-cookiesfan]

homosexual necrophilia

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=a-cookiesfan;40358606]homosexual necrophilia[/QUOTE]

That's one damn conservative duck

[Foogoowoman]

Explosive spiked 9 inch penises designed to rape as effectively as possible. How horrifying

[Mikebot]

rapists are ducks in disguise

[GreenLeaf]

wait so the dick falls off after every mating season?

so if you have a pet duck..

.. you'll be cleaning up your pet duck dicks!

[Zags]

"Imagine yourself naked, in a bathtub full of raw hotdogs." Incredible.

[marden]

Their penis is almost like a separate organism.

[ycap5]

[video=youtube;GDVvRFlex-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVvRFlex-8[/video]

I like this impersonation

[Fish Muffin]

goddamnit im trying to eat pizza