[video=youtube;rPSPTVxLFTE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSPTVxLFTE[/video]
Took a million years to get to the surface just to get pissed on.
That really didn't seem like pee.
That must smell terrible
[QUOTE=thejjokerr;42020103]Depends on what he's been drinking and how much of it.
[editline]30th August 2013[/editline]
But yeah I wouldn't put my penis anywhere near lava.[/QUOTE]
I hope he has a big toilet because with that spread it would go everywhere.
Does he have a forked penis?
[QUOTE=cdr248;42020085]That really didn't seem like pee.[/QUOTE]
he should've filmed his penis too
should have pooped on it
[QUOTE=cdr248;42020159]I hope he has a big toilet because with that spread it would go everywhere.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;54t0iyp_udc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc[/video]
[QUOTE=Komeight;42020138]That must smell terrible[/QUOTE]
sometimes I pee in a bottle at night so I don't wake people and do it so rarely I never empty it
AKA 4 month old pickled piss
[QUOTE=J!NX;42020738]should have pooped on it
[/QUOTE]
i can imagine the feeling of your ass hair starting to burn because you're too close to it
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;42021463]i can imagine the feeling of your ass hair starting to burn because you're too close to it[/QUOTE]
you singe your asshole shut and can't poop any more
so you bloat up like a balloon with SHIT
He laughed like Tommy Wiseau at the end
[quote][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhrd1R8-dBg[/media][/quote]
living the dream
[QUOTE=J!NX;42020738]
sometimes I pee in a bottle at night so I don't wake people and do it so rarely I never empty it
AKA 4 month old pickled piss[/QUOTE]
that is fucking disgusting
Pissing in a sea of [del]piss[/del] molten rock
[QUOTE=J!NX;42020738]should have pooped on it
[video=youtube;54t0iyp_udc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc[/video]
sometimes I pee in a bottle at night so I don't wake people and do it so rarely I never empty it
AKA 4 month old pickled piss[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if people are agreeing that he should have pooped in it or that they too piss into bottles and keep it there for 4 months
And that worries me
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;42021463]i can imagine the feeling of your ass hair starting to burn because you're too close to it[/QUOTE]
That splash...
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;42023292]I can't tell if people are agreeing that he should have pooped in it or that they too piss into bottles and keep it there for 4 months
And that worries me[/QUOTE]
or they sit down when they pee
[t]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iiam.gif[/t]
maybe they sit down on a bottle and poop and pee in it then let it sit for 4 months
that guy must have had a wank earlier so his semen is blocking the flow of urine in his urethra, causing multiple streams
I would never let myself get near lava, it looks so cool I would be tempted to stick my hand in it
[QUOTE=Boaraes;42023487]that guy must have had a wank earlier so his semen is blocking the flow of urine in his urethra, causing multiple streams[/QUOTE]
Or maybe the wind is twiddling his piddling?
Can you even get that close to lava? Any time I've seen someone as part of an experiment or something get that close they had a heat suit on.
[QUOTE=Boaraes;42023487]that guy must have had a wank earlier so his semen is blocking the flow of urine in his urethra, causing multiple streams[/QUOTE]
that's 2 new things i've learned in this thread
[QUOTE=Judas;42024346]that's 2 new things i've learned in this thread[/QUOTE]
Wonder what would happen if you were to do the other thing that involves expelling a liquid that is not urine from the penis into lava.
GENOCIDE
What is it with men and the urge to piss on things.
One day, maybe in a thousand years geologists are going to wonder why this particular area has a higher concentration of ammonia and why the lava showed a rapid cooling in one spot, and then it'll hit them
[QUOTE=Judas;42024346]that's 2 new things i've learned in this thread[/QUOTE]
1. people are disgusting
2. people are sometimes even more disgusting
[QUOTE=kebab52;42024672]What is it with men and the urge to piss on things.[/QUOTE]
Marking your territory is a sacramental right and a requirement for all true men of this Earth.
I'm guessing he had like a camel waterbag and just squeezed it.
I found it oddly satisfying to watch that pee fizzle up
[QUOTE=J!NX;42021472]you singe your asshole shut and can't poop any more
so you bloat up like a balloon with SHIT[/QUOTE]
you'll be full of SHIT
[QUOTE=TheTalon;42024730]One day, maybe in a thousand years geologists are going to wonder why this particular area has a higher concentration of ammonia and why the lava showed a rapid cooling in one spot, and then it'll hit them[/QUOTE]
My geology professor got drunk with a ton of friends in Hawaii and they all decided to melt down their beer cans. Some student is going to have a bad time when his paper on the strange high aluminium content rocks comes back as just drunken scientists cocking around.
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