• Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=youtu.be[/media] What is this I don’t even
Oh fuck, they figured it out! Quickly my evolutionists, to the darwinmobile!
oh my fucking god my brain
alsoe if we come from monkeys den y is their stil monkeys? evalooshun is dum.
I want to know where that "engineer" got his degree.
I DONT KNOW HOW SCIENCE WORKS THERE FOR ITS WRONG
Couldn't watch it past 1:00, the peanut butter thing was too much.
Science isn't believing my stupid ideas. THEY ARE THROWING OUT EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T FIT THERE COMMIE NAZI ATHEIST THEORIES.
everyone rate me fucking dumb because that video sure made me!
oh man i'm going straight back to christanity it all makes sense now
why the fuck would there be new life in your fucking food you fat fuck? [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] hey idiot, medicine relies on the fact that evolution does happen. it's kind of the reason why cancer mutates and becomes difficult to treat
Technically I could find new life in a jar of peanut butter but the chance is infinitely minute, that being said holy shit my brain hurts from this video.
Well gee I guess all those chemicals that are inside peanut butter with the PURPOSE of not letting new life appear (mold and all that crap) totally have nothing to do with it right?
So he talks about biogenesis and calls it evolution. Wow... Also "herp derp we haven't seen any new life forming in our food for 100 years" who cares the chance is so small it might occur only per several million years on the entire planet.
gg evolutionists
Thank you OP. You made my entire week.
Holy crap, simple 9th grade Biology can show why this is bullshit
He's comparing the heat pressure and radiation suffered by peanut butter during it's shelf life to that suffered by the primordial soup for millions of years. Makes perfect sense, i need a ride to church this sunday to confess my sins of being a dirty evolutionist, anyone up for it?
It's true last night I had a dream about peanut butter and I woke up in a cold sweat [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] I checked under my bed for peanut butter
Breaking a vacuum =/= Lightning strike in primordial soup [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;33175192]It's true last night I had a dream about peanut butter and I woke up in a cold sweat [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] I checked under my bed for peanut butter[/QUOTE] I am not afraid, I conquer my fears be consuming the flesh of my peanut butter enemies!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;33175192]It's true last night I had a dream about peanut butter and I woke up in a cold sweat [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] I checked under my bed for peanut butter[/QUOTE] did you know that skin if made of peanut butter? human evolution!!!!
He implies that a man made and produced peanut butter jar is in anyway similar environment to which life even can exist. What?
It's funny because if life was created inside the peanut butter, no way in hell would you tell that by looking at it, unless it was really obvious like a mold on the outside. -and then I realize I'm arguing against inherently stupid logic.
Tampering with evidence: the seal on the peanut butter was clearly broken before he supposedly opened it for the first time. He simply took the new organisms he found in the peanut butter out of the jar before he started filming.
Is this guy trolling us Or is he just really that stupid
Isn't bananas atheist's worse nightmares? Because they stick bananas up their asses.
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;33175863]Tampering with evidence: the seal on the peanut butter was clearly broken before he supposedly opened it for the first time. He simply took the new organisms he found in the peanut butter out of the jar before he started filming.[/QUOTE]I noticed that too, I figured he checked to make sure it wasn't there
Thanks for the video, now I know how to deal with the Atheists at my school, I'm going right now to the store to buy tons of peanut butter and to show those Atheists a thing or to. note: I am actually Christian but I just find this video hilarious :v:
Rofl, come on, if there WAS life in the peanut butter they'd just claim it in the name of god anyways.. They're saying anything that isn't alive proves evolution wrong, so so stupid.. thank goodness the internet isn't filled with a bunch of holy-then-thou types.
It would have been great if he had opened the jar and a fucking bear had popped out.
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