Stephen Colbert: U.S. Congress pass Bill H-R462 to officially recognize magic

[Chaitin]

[video=youtube;gH0hFAF8h7U]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH0hFAF8h7U[/video]

SOURCE: [URL="https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-resolution/642/text"]https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-resolution/642/text[/URL]

A Bill that will make U.S. national debt, illegal immigration, unemployment rate and Donald Trump disappear.

[Boaraes]

Magic isn't real.

[Euskalduna]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

Heretic

[Dangledoor]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

You're not real. :cry:

[StrawberryClock]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

Anime isn't real.

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]
magic is a national treasure

deal with it

[joshuadim]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

Just like your penis eh? :smug:

[pointyface]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

That's because you didn't hold on to your virginity past 30.

Ever seen a 30+ year old virgin? Of course not, they all ascended to a higher realm of existence when their sorcery awakened

[Lord of Ears]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

then neither is congress u fucking commie

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

I've been here 10 years and this is by far the shittiest post I've ever seen.

Come on then buster, prove it. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

[Boaraes]

I ain't gotta prove shit.

[EmilyVasquez]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

Ban this heresy.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50116039]I ain't gotta prove shit.[/QUOTE]

did you even watch the video colbert did a bunch of magic right for you

[Saxon]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

Lies I commute to the negative energy plane daily using plane shift

[Elowin]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50116039]I ain't gotta prove shit.[/QUOTE]

EI NATH

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Boaraes;50115048]Magic isn't real.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sandvich9;50115172]You're not real. :cry:[/QUOTE]

I'd like to add to Sandvich9's point by stating this:

Prove you're real Boaraes

you can't

[editline]12th April 2016[/editline]

checkmate

Sandvich9 = one

Boaraes = none

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Get fucked Britain wheres Hogwarts now?

[Source]

[QUOTE=pointyface;50115335]That's because you didn't hold on to your virginity past 30.

Ever seen a 30+ year old virgin? Of course not, they all ascended to a higher realm of existence when their sorcery awakened[/QUOTE]

This.....frustrates me, i was 2 years off!!