So you took a great character design that has been ignored, left to die in peace, then brought it back as some sort of bizarro-nightmare-fuel-squirrel-sonic-minion-gremlin-mutant from the nightmares of humanity?
stop
[quote]Conker is a much beloved property that has a huge following[/quote] I have no words for how they opened the video with this statement.
it isn't april first yet.
Please tell me this is some elaborate joke / troll, Microsoft.
Please.
[QUOTE=Mr Flexi;49836993]Please tell me this is some elaborate joke / troll, Microsoft.
Please.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kMqqsG5.jpg[/img]
[video=youtube;1t_Co0gfj18]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_Co0gfj18[/video]
[editline]29th February 2016[/editline]
Replace Project Spark with this game and there you go
poor jontron
this has literally nothing to do with conker wtf
[QUOTE=Glitchman;49837018][img]http://i.imgur.com/kMqqsG5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Conker, pictured after several years of methamphetamine and heroin abuse.
haha its young conker so there wont be any naughty words or dirty jokes in it
JonTron's gonna die. rip jontron
[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;49837181]haha its young conker so there wont be any naughty words or dirty jokes in it[/QUOTE]
[url=https://youtu.be/uQeOYi3Be5Y?t=62]Ohh heck[/url]
The game is being made by Asobo studios, who [URL="http://www.asobostudio.com/games-list.html"]seem to have no experience in anything that isn't either disney shovelware or porting over the crew to xbox 360[/URL].
Oh dear.
edit: apparently the port for the crew is really bad, with stuttering and crashing
case in point: [video]https://youtu.be/wiPwpI9cbV4?t=34[/video]
Funny, I imagined young conker to be a kid in the middle of a divorce who constantly gets abused at school and at home.
[QUOTE=Killer monkey;49837304]He never swore in the original games, only people around him did.[/QUOTE]
Nah he swears. He says bitch and other curses, but never the two "bad" ones; cunt and fuck.
Are they... are they retarded?
Why do they keep doing this to Conker? I don't have any vested interest in the character, and even [i]I[/i] know that his whole character is a PARODY of goofy kids characters.
Not an [i]actual[/i] goofy kids character... jesus people.
holy shit this is as bad as the Skylanders version of Spyro
The person who designed this iteration of conker needs to be fired.
[QUOTE=AJ10017;49837574]The person who designed this iteration of conker needs to be fired.[/QUOTE]
Out of a cannon. Straight into the Great Mighty Poo.
God, the eyes are as large as they are on that gremlin-mutant "New Spyro". Classic Spyro would probably be drinking himself into a stupor after seeing his "replacement". Maybe he'll have a barstool next to Conker in Gaming Limbo?
What material would Hololens recognize your dick as? Or really, anyone's dick? What if you had a whole room full of naked men with erections? Would Conker stand on top of the dicks? Would he hide behind the them? Bounce off them?
Well people who dissed sega for giving sonic blue arms and bandages should consider themselves lucky.
oSHITEdit:
[video=youtube;pn7c0GLEntI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn7c0GLEntI[/video]
[QUOTE=Hamst3r;49837616]What material would Hololens recognize your dick as? Or really, anyone's dick? What if you had a whole room full of naked men with erections? Would Conker stand on top of the dicks? Would he hide behind the them? Bounce off them?[/QUOTE]
:v: i'd imagine it send the police to your place because it's a "Kid Game" :quotes:
at least project spark kept the look, and his involvement in it WAS being an asshole
This is my original character, Blonker the Sguirrel.
imagine how many people went "this is a good idea"
that's too many people
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