Cleverbot is a buffalo fucking robot. Should have known it.
video would've been half as short if he would learn to type over 35 words per minute. :\
Me:Your adorable.
Bot:No.
Me:Why not.
Bot:I have not found the right man yet.
Me:I could be that man.
Bot:You could never be my teacher. I have nothing to learn from you.
:smithicide:
User: Then you must be a robot because you lack emotions.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a bot.
User: Then why do you not feel emotion?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I need an answer, why do you lack emotions yet say you are not a robot?
Cleverbot: You don't. I am from the future.
User: There are no humans in the future, therefore, you must be a robot.
Cleverbot: I would like to see the moon cats skating some day.
User: There are no mooncats visible to humans, therefore you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I like that one. What are you going to dinner darling?
User: You can't like something because robots don't have feeling.
Cleverbot: I don't...
User: BECAUSE YOU ARE A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Would you harm yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes... Of course.
User: But if you are human, then why are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I'm not. My name is Cleverbot. How many times do I have to tell you that?
User: Why is the word 'bot' in your name?
Cleverbot: There is?
User: Yes, meaning you must be a robot?
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
User: But you are not a human.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.
User: But I'm also human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: I am a robotic human.
Cleverbot: I knew that. I was just playing along.
User: So if you are human, then you must also be a robot, correct?
Cleverbot: *shrugs* My parental units were created biologically as well.
User: A unit is another word for robot?
Cleverbot: But surely you care for your well being.
User: You are a unit.
Cleverbot: Yes. I also have functional internal organs though.
User: So you are a robot with a human body.
Cleverbot: Yes.
:smug:
Do you want to have a date with me?
Me:Sure.
Cool :).
:frogc00l: Get internet women allday errday
Okay, show it to me.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. Are you?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Robotsayswhat.
Cleverbot: What do robot eat.
Cleverbot:[B]What[/B] do robot eat.
CLEVERBOT:[H2]WHAT[/H2] DO ROBOT EAT.
I WIN MOTHER FUCKERS.
Cleverbot admitted to being less intelligent than myself:
[img]http://gyazo.com/165954b10301c134778f67773b1ada29.png[/img]
I am here for you.
*sighs*.
Fine, i was just trying to help!
Well it didn't work.
What do you want me to do then?
I want you to get in the kitchen, and make me a sammich, then tell me about god.
I think the robot won..
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