Swedish for Beginners

[Ninny]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u-cjmD4P0U[/media]

[Phaselancer]

I was just expecting to learn how to say "Bjork"

[Crimor]

"attack the midget"

Another way to speak swedish is to learn danish, become REALLY drunk, put a potato or two in your mouth and then try and speak danish.

[GreenLeaf]

hahaha! stormcloaks! i lost it right there!

[Jocke]

Fan vilket fult språk vi har, fan

[Beaverlake]

[QUOTE=Crimor;36286094]"attack the midget"

Another way to speak swedish is to learn danish, become REALLY drunk, put a potato or two in your mouth and then try and speak danish.[/QUOTE]

Yeah except it's the other way around. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img]

[nnanna]

[QUOTE=Beaverlake;36286348]Yeah except it's the other way around. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

I know right! I had this swedish exam few years ago and I didn't want to study swedish so I studied danish instead! Then when the exam day came I got really drunk and put a few potatos in my mouth and I passed!

[smha1010]

Here in Norway the saying is just stuff a potato in your mouth and you can speak danish :v:

[Fausty]

Wait... is that mcsqueegy or whatever his name is?

[Acrono]

No, that's Furious

[Pnukup]

Isn't that the guy who was together with Athene [sub][sup]the best paladin in the world[/sup][/sub]

[Renegade Master]

Lost it when he called southern Sweden "Storm cloaks".

[Wuag]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo[/media]

[Gmod4ever]

The Wikipedia's section on the history of Sweden lies to me.

Now I know the truth.

[Xaphoon]

[QUOTE=Wormy;36287913]Same here in Sweden.[/QUOTE]

The next video will be exactly the same except he will have a potato.

How to speak Danish.

[T.F.W.O.]

I didn't learn anything

[Exnem]

[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;36293414]I didn't learn anything[/QUOTE]

Tack so mycket = Attack the midget

[willothewisp]

My swedish friend taught me how to say "kiss my ass", I can't remember it though sadly. It was useful at parties, when drunk with other people, they would just think it sounded clever/exotic when I said it

[conan96]

[QUOTE=WilloTheWisp;36295186]My swedish friend taught me how to say "kiss my ass", I can't remember it though sadly. It was useful at parties, when drunk with other people, they would just think it sounded clever/exotic when I said it[/QUOTE]

Kyss min röv?

[Ricaaado]

Swedish Skweezy Jibbs (not in his mannerisms, but his speech. Maybe it's just his English.)

[Squeegy Mackoy]

[QUOTE=Fausty;36287217]Wait... is that mcsqueegy or whatever his name is?[/QUOTE]Say what?

[Psygo]

this guy man...

[G-Strogg]

tack så mycket - attack the midget

damn i lost it.

[SgtTupelo]

My dad taught me this phrase that he said will save me one day:

Hejsan! Hur mycket kostar rumpa idag?

Or something like that, whatever it means.

[Sokrates]

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;36301425]My dad taught me this phrase that he said will save me one day:

Hejsan! Hur mycket kostar rumpa idag?

Or something like that, whatever it means.[/QUOTE]

The swedish women love when you say that

[Jawyen]

All hail the Stormcloaks, the true sons and daughters of Sweden! In the name of Talos, we shall prevail!

[Sharo]

[QUOTE=Beaverlake;36286348]Yeah except it's the other way around. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/wink.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

I am danish and I can confirm that this is true.
You don't even want to know what it sounds like if I put a potato in my mouth.