"Stanley's Gonna Stanley" The Stanley Parable review
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Hey guys!
I just finished uploading this game review (something like that!) of [B]The Stanley Parable[/B]. Thought I'd share it with you all. It's one bugged out ass game, check it!
[video=youtube;GRYd0-fiLv0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYd0-fiLv0[/video]
-snip(holy fuck cloudflare just made me do so much shit just to post this-
what's the point in reviewing the stanley parable
Thank you Limed00d! LOL took me a minute to figure that out lol.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Judas;42765556]what's the point in reviewing the stanley parable[/QUOTE] There is no point. It's not a review. Just me reviewing my gameplay (cleverly) and laughing at the dumb shit they made me do. It's brilliant, actually.
I know you're trying really hard to sound like the people who wrote the game and all but at least try to make sense
Also how the hell do you mess up the audio quality all the time?
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
Also hang on - are you using a [I]controller[/I]?
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765557]
There is no point. [B]It's not a review[/B]. Just [B]me reviewing[/B] my gameplay (cleverly) and laughing at the dumb shit they made me do. It's brilliant, actually.[/QUOTE]
Also, you sound really pretentious and conceited.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42765636]Also, you sound really pretentious and conceited.[/QUOTE]
"Pretentious" is probably one of the most used words in the english language, aside from "the"
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;42765615]I know you're trying really hard to sound like the people who wrote the game and all but at least try to make sense
Also how the hell do you mess up the audio quality all the time?
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
Also hang on - are you using a [I]controller[/I]?[/QUOTE]
Yes I was using a controller. I'm using Turtle Beach headphones and theres a crazy hum. I have to get a new usb mic. As for the video, for some reason, Premiere has an issue with audio embedded into the video. I didnt record it on separate tracks and so lost quality while converting it.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
LOL I was just having fun and enjoying the game. It's not that serious. Just thought I'd share since there seems to be a lot of people who are curious about the game.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765663]"Pretentious" is probably one of the most used words in the english language, aside from "the"[/QUOTE]
Ok cool you're still pretentious
We understand that you're just fooling around, but there's literally no point in posting that in a forum that essentially thrives off more quality material.
Also, you're waaay too damn late already to be posting a "Stanley Parable" review, another reason as to why you should stop posting.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;42765722]Ok cool you're still pretentious[/QUOTE]
Not really. I honestly think that the point to the game is there really isnt one. They just make you press buttons that dont do anything. Try to open doors that wont open. How is explaining why I think those mechanics are brilliant, pretentious? That word is used too often for the wrong reasons.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;42765749]We understand that you're just fooling around, but there's literally no point in posting that in a forum that essentially thrives off more quality material.
Also, you're waaay too damn late already to be posting a "Stanley Parable" review, another reason as to why you should stop posting.[/QUOTE]
Oh! I see. I didn't know there was a time frame. Honestly just thought some of you would get a kick out of it like I did. Alright, I understand. My bad, peeps!
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765750]Not really. I honestly think that the point to the game is there really isnt one. They just make you press buttons that dont do anything. Try to open doors that wont open. How is explaining why I think those mechanics are brilliant, pretentious? That word is used too often for the wrong reasons.[/QUOTE]
[quote]attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.[/quote]
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765557]There is no point. It's not a review. Just [b]me reviewing my gameplay (cleverly)[/b] and laughing at the dumb shit they made me do. It's brilliant, actually.[/QUOTE]
You are a textbook definition dude.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42765772]You are a textbook definition dude.[/QUOTE]
LOL, and you still don't understand English. It's all good though. My bad, yall. Meant no harm, really.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765750]
Oh! I see. I didn't know there was a time frame. Honestly just thought some of you would get a kick out of it like I did. Alright, I understand. My bad, peeps![/QUOTE]
Early bird gets the worm, mate. Also, comment retaliation just makes it less likely for people to watch your videos. Kind of makes you look like an assclown
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765798]LOL, and you still don't understand English. It's all good though. My bad, yall. Meant no harm, really.[/QUOTE]
Patronizing yourself and insulting others doesn't make you look better.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;42765799]Early bird gets the worm, mate. Also, comment retaliation just makes it less likely for people to watch your videos. Kind of makes you look like an assclown[/QUOTE]
Man I dont give a damn what you think. I'm responding, not retaliating! What the hell is wrong with you all?! LOL! Seriously, I'm getting chewed out for trying to make folks laugh. I get called "pretentious". I respond, and you say I'm "retaliating". And I was being honest in my response to you. Facepunch seems to have unique rules that I'm not aware of.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765750]Not really. I honestly think that the point to the game is there really isnt one. They just make you press buttons that dont do anything. Try to open doors that wont open. How is explaining why I think those mechanics are brilliant, pretentious? That word is used too often for the wrong reasons.[/QUOTE]
Except the game never makes you do any of those. And as for your introduction "A game that isn't really a game that leads up to an ending that doesn't really exist"? I'm sorry, but at least try to make sense in your... whatever the hell you're calling it.
And also:
pre·ten·tious (pr-tnshs)
adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified.
[B]2. Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious. See Synonyms at showy.[/B]
This is you.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765864]Man I dont give a damn what you think. I'm responding, not retaliating! What the hell is wrong with you all?! LOL! Seriously, I'm getting chewed out for trying to make folks laugh. I get called "pretentious". I respond, and you say I'm "retaliating". And I was being honest in my response to you. Facepunch seems to have unique rules that I'm not aware of.[/QUOTE]
That's the sound of all credibility you'll ever receive on this forum flushing down the shitter.
And yeah, Facepunch does have a unique set of rules. Mainly, don't act like a fucking dickhead when someone doesn't appreciate your work.
Actually, I think that rule exists everywhere.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765864]Man I dont give a damn what you think. I'm responding, not retaliating! What the hell is wrong with you all?! LOL! Seriously, I'm getting chewed out for trying to make folks laugh. I get called "pretentious". I respond, and you say I'm "retaliating". And I was being honest in my response to you. Facepunch seems to have unique rules that I'm not aware of.[/QUOTE]
You have been around longer than me, how do you not know what makes people laugh around here.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;42765819]Patronizing yourself and insulting others doesn't make you look better.[/QUOTE]
Am I in the motherfuckin Twilight Zone? Check the beginning of this thread. I never insulted anyone. It's fine for you to insult me, not not fine for me to respond? Anyway.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Durrsly;42765918]You have been around longer than me, how do you not know what makes people laugh around here.[/QUOTE]
How do you figure that?
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765921]Am I in the motherfuckin Twilight Zone? Check the beginning of this thread. I never insulted anyone. It's fine for you to insult me, not not fine for me to respond? Anyway.[/QUOTE]
You've been insulting people this whole damn thread dude.
Go away, you fucked up your entry, fucked up the rebuttal, fucked up the whole thing.
Threads fucked, yo, bail and try again another day.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765921]Am I in the motherfuckin Twilight Zone? Check the beginning of this thread. I never insulted anyone. It's fine for you to insult me, not not fine for me to respond? Anyway.[/QUOTE]
You're making a show. You don't have to reply and "excuse" your video, just take the hint that it isn't our preference and move on.
nobody wants to see a almost five minute low quality "review that is not a review" at least not anyone i know. At one point in the video you say "WELL DONE GENTLEMEN, WELL DONE" and you sound like such a pretentious bastard, that might not of been your intention, but it came across as it. And that "while playing Stanley parable you are most likely to experience...." was downright terrible. You chose the wrong audience to show this video to. I really don't like LE XD RANDUMB HUMOR
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765557]Thank you Limed00d! LOL took me a minute to figure that out lol [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765663]
LOL I was just having fun and enjoying the game. It's not that serious. Just thought I'd share since there seems to be a lot of people who are curious about the game.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42765798]LOL, and you still don't understand English. It's all good though. My bad, yall. Meant no harm, really.[/QUOTE]
LOL, stop putting LOL in every fucking sentence jesus christ
Stop trying to defend yourself.
Take criticism like a man [sp]up the butt[/sp]
You shouldn't review games. Especially experimental indie games.
If you're trying to be satirical you're bad at it.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;42766980]You shouldn't review games. Especially experimental indie games.
If you're trying to be satirical you're bad at it.[/QUOTE]
Nope, wasn't trying to be satirical. I just really enjoyed the game and thought it was brilliant. I just couldn't explain why since the mechanics aren't like most normal games. So I just decided to put some clips from my experience into a video because after watching the playback, it really made me laugh. I realized how the developers were screwing with me the whole time.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lazore;42766926]Stop trying to defend yourself.
Take criticism like a man [sp]up the butt[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm a female. Just a heads up. XD
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/moGUhn.png[/img]
Dude this is just sad.
[QUOTE=StaticBreezy;42767454]
I'm a female. Just a heads up. XD[/QUOTE]
Despite the fact that you posted a video of you reviewing a game in the fucking OP?
fucking hell how dumb do you think we are
[QUOTE=Rowtree;42767648]Despite the fact that you posted a video of you reviewing a game in the fucking OP?
fucking hell how dumb do you think we are[/QUOTE]
He told me to take the criticism like a man LOL! I was just trying to help him out.
[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Super Muffin;42767643][img]http://i.cubeupload.com/moGUhn.png[/img]
Dude this is just sad.[/QUOTE]
Tweeter's gonna Tweet.
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