Mass: We pray. An upcomming church simulator game. - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMiRFJzIKA[/media] Finally, you don't have to wait until Sunday for mass! [url]http://masswepray.com/[/url] Pre-orders start soon people! Pre-order now before it's too late.

i would totally buy that game.

I was expecting a game where you play as a priest leading a church and you have to make your 'flock' as devout as possible But I am not disappoint

I will pre-order it!

Mary is kicking Paul's ass.

Is this for real. I mean, i have a hard time believing it is, but you never know with some people.

Wii is seriosly going to far with some things. Sure, workout and shit like that might come in handy, but this is the same thing as if they would pray to the TV. I don't mind, but i just can't figure out what the game makers of these kinds of games are thinking of(except money).

I thought this was a joke....

[QUOTE=Dj-J3;18435724]Wii is seriosly going to far with some things. Sure, workout and shit like that might come in handy, but this is the same thing as if they would pray to the TV. I don't mind, but i just can't figure out what the game makers of these kinds of games are thinking of(except money).[/QUOTE] sat·ire 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

Does it come with the Catholic: Fun for the Whole Family expansion?

UH oh... This might cause some confusion for the Japan release, since "We pray" and "Wii play" are pronounced the same way in Japan.

If they're praying to the TV, isn't that against their faith? I thought they weren't supposed to worship idols.

[QUOTE=ilolled;18435818]If they're praying to the TV, isn't that against their faith? I thought they weren't supposed to worship idols.[/QUOTE] Zing!

From a youtube comment: [quote]Will there be crusade expansion? Or spanish inquisition?*[/quote]

"Now you don't have to leave your home to go to church! Buy all these accessories and downloadable content to worship the Lord!" Totally not encouraging laziness and turning it all into a money-grubbing product (announcing DLC before it's out...nice one). It looks REALLY fake, though. Are we SURE this isn't an elaborate joke?

For anyone who doesn't understand what this is: IT'S A JOKE!

[QUOTE=ilolled;18435818]If they're praying to the TV, isn't that against their faith? I thought they weren't supposed to worship idols.[/QUOTE] Even religion has to follow the new ages brudda.

Mass: Total War Play in exciting era's such as the Crusades or the Inquisitions and battle your way to glory! Includes many infidels in which to battle on various exciting maps. maps. Save the world from damnation, Preorder now! Imma buy this game though and give it to my friend, Will be fun.

[QUOTE=Valdor;18436741]Mass: Total War Play in exciting era's such as the Crusades or the Inquisitions and battle your way to glory! Includes many infidels in which to battle on various exciting maps. maps. Save the world from damnation, Preorder now! Imma buy this game though and give it to my friend, Will be fun.[/QUOTE] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! I honestly thought it was a joke when I saw the kneeling chair. Either it's a really elaborate one or it is actually real.

[QUOTE=Valdor;18436741]Mass: Total War Play in exciting era's such as the Crusades or the Inquisitions and battle your way to glory! Includes many infidels in which to battle on various exciting maps. maps. Save the world from damnation, Preorder now! Imma buy this game though and give it to my friend, Will be fun.[/QUOTE] Mass: Total War - Play as Abu Kareem Muhammad al-Jameel and fight for allah! Kill those disbelievers, kill those who oppose your opinions! [I]Slay the women like never before, in the new gamemode [B]SLUT SMASHER[/B][/I]! [B]Now, only $29.99![/B]

[QUOTE=clanratc;18436915]NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! I honestly thought it was a joke when I saw the kneeling chair. Either it's a really elaborate one or it is actually real.[/QUOTE] It's not that elaborate, they just took some plastic cosses, attached rosary beads and a black thing to them, made the extremely simple game graphics and edited them onto the blank screen, and put white upholstery and an LED on a small ottoman.

They should have a stage where you play the priest and you have to beckon as many small boys as you can to a dark, soundproof room. [sp]And I'm not talking about the confession closets![/sp]

[url]http://uk.cheats.ign.com/objects/045/045667.html[/url] [url]http://www.gametrailers.com/game/mass-we-pray/12366[/url] They're just going along with it yeah?...Yeah????

[QUOTE=KarlHeinrichMarx;18437720]It's not that elaborate, (several steps here)...[/QUOTE] It's elaborate. It took time. Stop being a douche. Whoops! Time for me to play Mass and go ask for forgiveness.

Totally a Mass Effect ripoff.

:( i wanted to play Wii Bowling with a cross.

Mass: Effect. :awesomelon:

Tottaly a Wii game Mass: Wii pray

I was sure that it wasn't real until I saw that it had it's own website. Now I'm not so sure anymore :tinfoil:

If you buy it now, they'll throw in the Circumcision mini-game absolutely free.