Columbus vs Captain Kirk. Epic Rap Battles of History #14 - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBzoBgfm55w[/media] This was a tough one for me. Who won?

I'd say Columbus

Columbus won this one easily

Yeah, Kirk was kind of awkward in this one.

Kirk kinda just...sounded sad. Columbus wins by a large margin.

Columbus destroyed him.

Kirk was kinda forced... well, really forced. The only reason he sounded like that in the show was because he could never remember his lines right away, it kinda became his thing.

Arrivederci? Spaghetti eating fuck? Since when is Columbus Italian? [b]Edit[/b] I'm Spanish and I didn't even know Columbus was born in Genoa I'm fucking retarded

[QUOTE=Kias20;32720334]Arrivederci? Spaghetti eating fuck? Since when is Columbus Italian?[/QUOTE] Wait, this is a joke right?

God these videos have gotten fucking terrible.

[QUOTE=BenJammin';32720413]God these videos have gotten fucking terrible.[/QUOTE] It peaked at Einstein and Hawking and then took a turn for the worst, imo.

[QUOTE=Kias20;32720334]Arrivederci? Spaghetti eating fuck? Since when is Columbus Italian? [b]Edit[/b] I'm Spanish and I didn't even know Columbus was born in Genoa I'm fucking retarded[/QUOTE] Since 1451.

Kirk sounds like Data.

[QUOTE=Nukefuzz;32720649]Kirk sounds like Data.[/QUOTE] Sure, if Data had a first gen Pentium for a brain. Or the (Pseudo) Trojan/Kirk.Delay virus. :v:

These get better every time.

[QUOTE=Billiam;32720451]It peaked at Einstein and Hawking and then took a turn for the worst, imo.[/QUOTE] What the Shakespeare VS Dr Seuss was one of their best, and Dumbledore VS Gandalf was amazing as well.

[QUOTE=Glorbo;32725926]What the Shakespeare VS Dr Seuss was one of their best, and Dumbledore VS Gandalf was amazing as well.[/QUOTE] Maybe so, [Expunged]. Edit: I re-viewed the other works, there wasn't really kind of drop in quality. This one is still bad.

That whole thing sounded awkward. It's a tie, for last place.

I still think this one's the best of all [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y&feature=channel_video_title[/media] Good tune, characters, lyrics and so forth. Tied for second has to be: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeNYDwbm9qw&feature=related[/media] And [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcTLJ692F70&feature=related[/media]

This one sucked. I mean, the guy playing Kirk was extremely shitty at it seriously I could have done better

Kirk was shit. Beethoven is probably my favourite performance so far, mostly because he's not afraid to commit verbal murder in the major third degree.

Fuck that was terrible

[QUOTE=Kias20;32720334]Arrivederci? Spaghetti eating fuck? Since when is Columbus Italian? [b]Edit[/b] I'm Spanish and I didn't even know Columbus was born in Genoa I'm fucking retarded[/QUOTE] how can you not know this shit

I really like this one [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0&list=PL505BA1F19CCEF7C2&index=13[/media] I think Mr Rogers won this one, what do you think?

Mr. Rogers destroyed Mr. T by a [b]huge[/b] margin in that one. In a way, I sort of expected that.

That was so onesided. Won before it even started.

Columbus for sure.

I must admit, Kirk wasn't that good in this one. The series hasn't necessarily been declining, it's more that some use well-researched humour and others rely on cliches that just make the video look tired rather than timeless. For example, the Shakespeare vs. Seuss one was great, but I just didn't like the bit with Things 1 & 2 at the end. The Cat in the Hat's bit, though, was awesome. [QUOTE=The Cat in the Hat]You bore people to [B]death[/B]! You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth! I entertain a child of any age - you gotta translate what you said on the opposite page! [/QUOTE] Lincoln vs. Norris was the best one, though, by far. FOOOOUURRR SCOOORRREEEEE...

wait a minute does Spock even handle transporters

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32770953]wait a minute does Spock even handle transporters[/QUOTE] Spock is a boss, he does whatever he wants. Trek Nerd note: Spock handled security, weapons, transporters and pretty much anything else when the moment required it. ie, Spock is a boss.