If you don't know about this movies existence. Then by some miracle you have been saved. Never watch this crap.
This is what happens when the Chinese get a hold of Japanese mangas and animes. They butchered Initial D with their movie too, it was asinine with how it was produced and directed. I mean fucking hell the main characters dad fucks his sons girlfriend and pays her for it. She was sort of doing that with an old guy in the manga but she didn't fuck his dad at any point. It was unbearably twisted and made an already mediocre and tragic movie even more depressing and worth toaster diving into a pool if you happened to enjoy it.
I remember finding the full video of this uploaded on youtube once while I was at work and I got about 10 minutes in before I couldn't stand it.
It was more fun to perform mindless repetitive tasks at work than it was to watch this piece of shit.
This movie, and Eragon's movie, made me legitimately want to jump off of a fucking cliff because are these film directors retarded faggots or something and just have money laying around to parody off of amazing shit????????????????????
"I fried my balls!"
so uh
anyone want to pitch in some money to put a hit on the writers
maybe if we get enough together we can pay for a fancy one that kills slowly and painfully
And this doesn't even cover how many inconsistencies there are between this film and Dragonball lore.
[QUOTE=DHB;45012112]And this doesn't even cover how many inconsistencies there are between this film and Dragonball lore.[/QUOTE]
There's really, really no point in trying to log the inconsistencies when it's so crap no one would [i]want[/i] to note them.
[QUOTE=DHB;45012112]And this doesn't even cover how many inconsistencies there are between this film and Dragonball lore.[/QUOTE]
I don't even watch DBz and I could probably spot every one
you know
everything
[QUOTE=DHB;45012112]And this doesn't even cover how many inconsistencies there are between this film and Dragonball lore.[/QUOTE]
Actually, they go into some of it after the first list.
I did not know a movie like this existed.
I'm going to assume that's a great thing
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;45011818]This is what happens when the Chinese get a hold of Japanese mangas and animes. They butchered Initial D with their movie too, it was asinine with how it was produced and directed. I mean fucking hell the main characters dad fucks his sons girlfriend and pays her for it. She was sort of doing that with an old guy in the manga but she didn't fuck his dad at any point. It was unbearably twisted and made an already mediocre and tragic movie even more depressing and worth toaster diving into a pool if you happened to enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Which is funny since Dragonball itself is based off a Chinese Novel
and it's more of what happens when any movie studio trys to make a live action movie off anime
example
this and G-Saviour
[QUOTE=Die_Hard;45012500]G-Saviour[/QUOTE]
we don't talk about that abomination
I watched this when it came out when I was very young, my dad got it and we watched it, now I know the true horrors of the Evolution...
Wow why did they write it expecting a sequel?
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;45011818]This is what happens when the Chinese get a hold of Japanese mangas and animes. [B]They butchered Initial D with their movie too, it was asinine with how it was produced and directed.[/B] I mean fucking hell the main characters dad fucks his sons girlfriend and pays her for it. She was sort of doing that with an old guy in the manga but she didn't fuck his dad at any point. It was unbearably twisted and made an already mediocre and tragic movie even more depressing and worth toaster diving into a pool if you happened to enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Christ that Initial D movie. Guard rails are made of plastic, but wait no they're not, let's just pretend that the guard rail didn't break and the car just bounced off the rail. Physics is hard.
[video=youtube;yROZJk8Z2SM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yROZJk8Z2SM[/video]
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1iXxkJQi4"]Also the character in this video[/URL], the emperors were honorable jerks with fast cars not whatever the fuck that is.
[editline]5th June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;45012553]Wow why did they write it expecting a sequel?[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised they even wrote it expecting money. Was this in theaters?
Jesus, I can't believe I didn't see the over 9000 joke coming.
I didn't see this movie, nor have I ever heard of it.
Does it relate to Dragonball Z in anyway besides the characters...?
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;45013922]I didn't see this movie, nor have I ever heard of it.
Does it relate to Dragonball Z in anyway besides the characters...?[/QUOTE]
Not even the characters. Names, yes.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;45013922]I didn't see this movie, nor have I ever heard of it.
Does it relate to Dragonball Z in anyway besides the characters...?[/QUOTE]
It's based off of the original Dragon Ball moreso, but it's what happens when you let Hollywood take a concept, they don't fully understand it beyond a basic synopsis, and then they do their own thing with it.
There's a reason it's infamous as a result.
The movie reminds me of that Chinese whispers game we used to play in like year 2. It's as if someone who knew the story of Dragon Ball told one person who told another and it went through like 50 people and this was the result.
You know, I remember seeing the first teaser images of this and thinking "well that looks like shit, I'm not going to watch it"
Fast forward like two years after that and I see it sitting on the bargain shelf in a truck stop for one dollar. One goddamned dollar in one of those ultra-thin DVD cases. I was astonished that the movie actually finished production and released. I had completely forgotten about it, the movie had a theatrical release, a regular DVD release, and then a bargain DVD release, and I hadn't noticed at all.
Still didn't watch it though. Still don't plan to.
[QUOTE=The Calzone;45014350]You know, I remember seeing the first teaser images of this and thinking "well that looks like shit, I'm not going to watch it"
Fast forward like two years after that and I see it sitting on the bargain shelf in a truck stop for one dollar. One goddamned dollar in one of those ultra-thin DVD cases. I was astonished that the movie actually finished production and released. I had completely forgotten about it, the movie had a theatrical release, a regular DVD release, and then a bargain DVD release, and I hadn't noticed at all.
Still didn't watch it though. Still don't plan to.[/QUOTE]
wouldn't watch it if you paid me a dollar
wow what the fuck. i knew this movie was bad but holy shit.
A few years ago this movie was on tv and me and my buddies watched it, I really can't remember anything from that day but all I know is that we were pretty much drowning in tears from laughter by the end of the movie
I have zero knowledge of DBZ but I remember this being announced. Just from the poster I knew it was going to bomb badly.
I didn't even know this was a thing and the picture was already too much for me.
I bet I could write a better dragonball movie. I mean, it would still turn out as a silly live-action movie, but it would be an awesome silly movie.
So hollywood, if you ever want to reboot dragonball, please call me. At least call somebody who knows what Dragonball even is about.
[QUOTE=Benjimon007;45016585]I bet I could write a better dragonball movie. I mean, it would still turn out as a silly live-action movie, but it would be an awesome silly movie.
So hollywood, if you ever want to reboot dragonball, please call me. At least call somebody who knows what Dragonball even is about.[/QUOTE]
Satirical dragonball based live action anime is really the only way
anime to live action fails like, every single time, unless the anime is uniquely able to the realistic, it'll never work good
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