[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdDO7xa5NhM[/media]
"i think i pooped myself a little"
~pro parkourer~
EXTREME!
He did the world a favour by destroying his nuts. It's not like we lost any future brain surgeons.
he didn't shit himself, his bloody testicles shot backwards near his ass.
is it just me who can hear crushing testicles?
[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;29653478]is it just me who can hear crushing testicles?[/QUOTE]
i would rather not have to listen out for that...
holy shit
Fake. First of all he makes no attempt to land on anything other than his testicles. Second, flesh on metal does not yield that type of sound when traveling at that velocity. The impact sound resembles that of plastic hitting metal. He most likely was wearing a protective sports cup around his genitalia in order to pull of this stunt. Case closed.
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;29653986]Fake. First of all he makes no attempt to land on anything other than his testicles. Second, flesh on metal does not yield that type of sound when traveling at that velocity. The impact sound resembles that of plastic hitting metal. He most likely was wearing a protective sports cup around his genitalia in order to pull of this stunt. Case closed.[/QUOTE]
Still. Looks funny, Mr. Killjoy
I cringed, very hard.
the fuck was he even trying to do
tard
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;29653986]Fake. First of all he makes no attempt to land on anything other than his testicles. Second, flesh on metal does not yield that type of sound when traveling at that velocity. The impact sound resembles that of plastic hitting metal. He most likely was wearing a protective sports cup around his genitalia in order to pull of this stunt. Case closed.[/QUOTE]
The reason he didn't try and shield his nuts is because it's not real parkour. It's a guy acting like an idiot for our amusement. That's why it's Hardcore Parkour, brah!
Stop trying to sound like you know what you're talking about.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;29654056]I cringed, very hard.[/QUOTE]
You are not alone on that one.
[QUOTE=Cuel;29654127]the fuck was he even trying to do
tard[/QUOTE]
make a funny video
he failed
did anyone notice that when he rolled over there was a small damp patch on the ground that wasn't there before.
I don't even want to know what that is.
ow
Saw it coming from miles away.
Still enjoyable though.
That's gotta hurt
Good for humanity, one less dumb-ass in the gene-pool. :v:
Made me Cringe.
Seems like this guy does it often for youtube.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/flatryan[/url]
Oh yeah, I saw this guy on Rude Tube. He actually has a kid :v:
[QUOTE=green bandit;29661975]Seems like this guy does it often for youtube.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/flatryan[/url][/QUOTE]
oh great, his name is Horse.
I'm sure he wears a cup for all these stunts
[QUOTE=Mak123;29657109]did anyone notice that when he rolled over there was a small damp patch on the ground that wasn't there before.
I don't even want to know what that is.[/QUOTE]
have you ever turned over a layer of dirt? you should try that.
Why would you do this voluntarily?
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