Parents Talk to Their Kids About Sex - General

[video=youtube;a3MyLt6l5n0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3MyLt6l5n0[/video] These people are completely Insane, How to damage a childhood.

[QUOTE=everyone ever]remove the s in https[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rossy167;46904745][/QUOTE] That would have helped. :suicide:

I remember in early elementary school some kid who sat next to me on the bus was like "dude what would happen if the guy put his penis in a girl's vagina?" Me, being an all-knowing master, was like "Dude, that's SEX" Blew his fucking mind PS he's gay now Also this video was a little cringey and I felt weird watching it

This video is ridiculously awkward for entertainment's sake, but having your children not be taught that sex is some scary unnatural thing is only good. There isn't anything wrong with educating children on the way the body works. [editline]11th January 2015[/editline] saying that it ~damages childhood~ makes you sound like a puritan colonist [editline]11th January 2015[/editline] oh wait your flagdog is ireland the point is you're being silly

i never got the talk i got laid when i was 7

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;46905625]i never got the talk i got laid when i was 7[/QUOTE] My cousin showed me some hardcore european porn that she found and I was 6. She explained to me that from these acts come babies. Thats how I learned about babies, I didn't get it explained or something, I just watched hardcorep porn.

I liked the part where the son knew about it already because his brother told him before. I thought that was pretty funny.

SPERM, EGG, COLLIDE!

Eh, I'd rather just show my kids one of those classy porn videos when they turn 10-12. That's how I was taught. Might as well make sure the first porn they see isn't Sasha Grey licking up cum from a toilet seat.

[QUOTE=Korova;46908870]Eh, I'd rather just show my kids one of those classy porn videos when they turn 10-12. That's how I was taught. Might as well make sure the first porn they see isn't Sasha Grey licking up cum from a toilet seat.[/QUOTE] Please don't have children

[QUOTE=Korova;46908870]Eh, I'd rather just show my kids one of those classy porn videos when they turn 10-12. That's how I was taught. Might as well make sure the first porn they see isn't Sasha Grey licking up cum from a toilet seat.[/QUOTE] You're totally right, you better also make a frame by frame analysis with a whiteboard in tow.

I watched a Sex Ed Video in Year Four, it was a fat family naked and playing tennis on the beach. Every now and then it's freeze-frame and a red line would point to a vagina/penis/whathave you and say "This is ***". Then there was a cartoon that showed a man and a woman spooning, that's how babies are made. I know this now.

[QUOTE=Sub-Zero;46907302]My cousin showed me some hardcore european porn that she found and I was 6. She explained to me that from these acts come babies. Thats how I learned about babies, I didn't get it explained or something, I just watched hardcorep porn.[/QUOTE] I wonder, did you think twins were the result of DP. Cause that probably would have been my first reaction.

How to present a totally normal educational conversation as something damaging. Presented by Gar92. Seriously, how can you think this damages a child?! I knew about sex when I was 5 since I started digging in our bookcase and found some Sexopedia my parents got for their wedding. I read it, just like other books. No idea I wasn't supposed to up until the moment my mom saw me reading it ha. Then she explained how it was for adults, but it was were babies came from. Sex is so easy to talk about with my parents.

[QUOTE=bitches;46904794] oh wait your flagdog is ireland the point is you're being silly[/QUOTE] I take issue with this. In Ireland we have mandatory sex education in primary school when children are around 11. We're not uptight, puritanical prudes.

When we had Sex ed on school some kid actually started to panic and ran out of the room for some reason. All i know was that the cartoon was rather awkward as the penises and vagina's all had faces and shit.

We had sex ed and then a 3D multi screen porn video. It was....weird. It kinda like a porn in an IMAX screen

My parents never had the talk with me. They found my browser history. Needless to say, we had another talk.

I never really got "the talk", per se. When I was really young my older sister was telling my mom about how her pet hamsters were having sex with each other. I guess neither of them noticed I was in the room, because when I asked "what's sex?" they both looked up at me surprised. Later that night, after I had completely forgotten the incident, my dad walks in my room, says "sex is like hugging, kind of" and walks out.

When I was 6 I asked my mother were babies come from. My mother is a nurse and she helps pregnant women, she's also been working with young people with all kinds of problems. So she explained to me in every single detail. It shocked me. I remember my dad in the background scream "What the fuck did you just told him?!"

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;46910902]I take issue with this. In Ireland we have mandatory sex education in primary school when children are around 11. We're not uptight, puritanical prudes.[/QUOTE] Agreed. Unfair Comment, It's Mandatory for a lot of students [editline]12th January 2015[/editline] [B][U]Me Learning about Sex from my dad[/U][/B]: ''So.....do you know what a condom is?'' .......Awkward silence...Me(12): ''Yeah dad, the rubber thing I put on the end of my banana to stop girls getting preggers'' Dad: ''Your right there son, your right there.....'' Part of the moments with my dad collection.

For sex ed we watched an animated couple chase each other with a feather for "foreplay" and then suddenly there was an intense detailed scientific animation of a penis entering a vagina

[QUOTE=Korova;46908870]Eh, I'd rather just show my kids one of those classy porn videos when they turn 10-12. That's how I was taught. Might as well make sure the first porn they see isn't Sasha Grey licking up cum from a toilet seat.[/QUOTE] "this how you hit it right lil homies"

These parents were super awkward. "The place between mum's legs" ahhhhh why would you ever explain it to your kid in that way?