[URL]http://channelawesome.com/nostalgia-critic-jupiter-ascending/[/URL]
No YouTube video yet, I'll add a link when it goes up. Review starts at 2:57.
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[video=youtube;Sd9g_jXOehE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9g_jXOehE[/video]
This isn't from the official YouTube channel but its good enough.
I've seen this movie in cinema, I think it's fair to say it's one of the worst films I've ever seen
some of the weapon/equipment designs were pretty cool tho
Why didn't he mentioned how the Lycan guy's gun sounded like a dog barking? When I saw the movie, everytime he shot I always heard "WOOF!! WOOF!!" and I couldn't stop laughing, and given how the movie goes I swear it was done on purpose just to make it obvious he's a dog hybrid, as in "~symbolism~"
[QUOTE=Jorori;47922248]Why didn't he mentioned how the Lycan guy's gun sounded like a dog barking? When I saw the movie, everytime he shot I always heard "WOOF!! WOOF!!" and I couldn't stop laughing, and given how the movie goes I swear it was done on purpose just to make it obvious he's a dog hybrid, as in "~symbolism~"[/QUOTE]
Must of borrowed from this design [IMG]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110802203744/fallout/images/a/ab/K9000CyberdogGun.png[/IMG]
Good GODS that movie sucked. Serving up the same 20 minutes of plot twice in a row with a slightly different coat of paint is most certainly a shamefur dispray. But at least it was a learning experience in terms of how NOT to write an epic.
Never forget; sometimes learning from the mistakes of others can be just as important as, if not moreso than, learning from one's own mistakes. And the Wachowskis failed to do either.
I gave up half way through this movie this review is tthe only time I saw the ending..?
Imo, the Nostalgia Critic has been getting a lot better again lately. I think removing his restriction of just movies over about 15 years old really helped.
The protagonist is so utterly useless
Massive genocide on a galactic scale that I can stop? Who cares now that I'm back on Earth and I can not give a fuck
It's a terrible shame this movie was so shit, I've been aching for a proper space opera for some time now and the first couple trailers scratched that itch something fierce.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;47926239]It's a terrible shame this movie was so shit, I've been aching for a proper space opera for some time now and the first couple trailers scratched that itch something fierce.[/QUOTE]
Seeing the first trailer in Imax with the lizard guy fighting the wolf dude got me SO PUMPED! It really does make it look better than the final film, and I'm glad that I didn't fall for that trap.
I hate it when amazing visuals get paired with mediocre story. Such a fantastic waste.
In the face of recent internet drama I enjoyed the opening sketch. Surprisingly I managed to watch the whole review. One of the reasons was also that I wanted to see what the movie was about. And my god, it looks like so much shit. The Oscar winner's performance, sheesh.
DnD movie for the new generations.
[QUOTE=Marden;47929468]
DnD movie for the new generations.[/QUOTE]
Oh, fuck that. DnD is much more entertaining.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV3roWM0DSs[/media]
yea at least that it's so bad it;s good JA is just bad
[QUOTE=Butthurter;47936847]are you sure about that
[t]http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/JupiterAscendingRedmayneKunis.png[/t]
[editline]12th June 2015[/editline]
that angle doesnt even make sense[/QUOTE]
this is some syfy original looking shit
[editline]12th June 2015[/editline]
some battlefield earth looking shit
[QUOTE=Butthurter;47936847]are you sure about that
[t]http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/JupiterAscendingRedmayneKunis.png[/t]
[editline]12th June 2015[/editline]
that angle doesnt even make sense[/QUOTE]
Most of the visuals, anyway.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;47936847]are you sure about that
[t]http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/JupiterAscendingRedmayneKunis.png[/t]
[editline]12th June 2015[/editline]
that angle doesnt even make sense[/QUOTE]
This looks like its from an FMV game.
And this is coming from a guy who loves how dumb FMV games are.
The worst part about this movie was that it could have been really good
What I mean if it was less hollywood (most shoehorned love plot i've seen in years holy shit) and had more time in the oven it could have been pretty solid
That forced MRA joke cringe, just like MRAs
[QUOTE=Jorori;47922248]Why didn't he mentioned how the Lycan guy's gun sounded like a dog barking? When I saw the movie, everytime he shot I always heard "WOOF!! WOOF!!" and I couldn't stop laughing, and given how the movie goes I swear it was done on purpose just to make it obvious he's a dog hybrid, as in "~symbolism~"[/QUOTE]
i thought it was just supposed to be dogs barking in the background, you're telling me that noise was coming from the GUN?
Honestly, this film is awsome in the absolute worst/best way...I have no idea what else to say about it that hasn't already been said.
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