My goodness I have no idea what that man was saying but it was hilarious.
Subtitles would be nice yeah, the only stuff I got from that was 85 euros and Jesus Christ the almighty. And foock. That's pretty much enough to understand, but still interesting what he was saying.
I don't see what's so hard to understand. His accent isn't that strong
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;43773634]I don't see what's so hard to understand. His accent isn't that strong[/QUOTE]
The strong "sh" sound he makes make it hard to understand, for me at least.
BTW I expected way worse when the word "berserk" was used. Guy was pretty chill.
This reminds of how my driving instructor reacted to students not passing random objects on the road under the car properly. Touch random shit with the wheel - he immediately felt that, hit the breaks and yelled "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FUCKER!!!" so fucking loud you could see people way out in the distance turning their heads in search for the source of that sound. He would then proceed "You just fucking blew us all up you fucking shit, that might've been a bomb for all we know! You fuck! Get out of the wheel NOW SHITFACE!" Multiply all the swearing by ten to properly imagine how it all sounds in Russian. Now that's berserk alright.
My granddad talks exactly like this. I guess I'm used to it so it was pretty easy. His accent is pretty funny though.
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[QUOTE=gudman;43773668]The strong "sh" sound he makes make it hard to understand, for me at least.
BTW I expected way worse when the word "berserk" was used. Guy was pretty chill.
This reminds of how my driving instructor reacted to students not passing random objects on the road under the car properly. Touch random shit with the wheel - he immediately felt that, hit the breaks and yelled "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FUCKER!!!" so fucking loud you could see people way out in the distance turning their heads in search for the source of that sound. He would then proceed "You just fucking blew us all up you fucking shit, that might've been a bomb for all we know! You fuck! Get out of the wheel NOW SHITFACE!" Multiply all the swearing by ten to properly imagine how it all sounds in Russian. Now that's berserk alright.[/QUOTE]
Haha holy shit. My driving instructor was a good friend of my dads, he liked to wind me up every now and then but he was really chill, even when I hit a kerb he hardly flinched.
[QUOTE=Adamhully;43773809]Haha holy shit. My driving instructor was a good friend of my dads, he liked to wind me up every now and then but he was really chill, even when I hit a kerb he hardly flinched.[/QUOTE]
He damaged my mind. Now I subconciously turn a bit every time I see a box or some small object on the road to run it over.
One day I'll finally find and embrace my bomb, I'm sure of it.
U2 was the perfect soundtrack to this in about every conceivable way
"Waht kinda cunt was he?"
"She was a woman"
"A WOMMON?!!?!?"
I understood pretty much everything he said, you just need to think Irish
how much more irish can you get to suggest that the way you should have passed the test was to "sweeten up" the examiner
I feel the dad's pain. I failed my test four times, it's such a money sink.
[QUOTE=Scot;43773876]I feel the dad's pain. I failed my test four times, it's such a money sink.[/QUOTE]
Just got licensed today, consisted of a 3 point 1 left and 2 rights, you could learn to drive for a day and pass.. Really explains why there's so many shit drivers here in Arizona(probably a lot of other states as well)
From Reddit
[QUOTE][FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Transcription for those of you who don't understand what in the name of holy fuck them pair of gobshites is fucking on about.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]Son: I'm after passing my driving test, but I'm letting on to the oul fella that I failed. He's going to go fucking berserk.
[Gets into car. U2's "In the Name of Love" is playing in the background.]
Dad: Well, Jonathan [?], how did you get on?
Son: Well, how are you?
Dad: Well, how did it go? Jaysus, I'm a fucking good while waiting.
Son: Fucking, eh, the three-point turn and the fucking hill start.
Dad: What about it?
Son: Like, it was fucking impossible. I dunno, I just, I, for the hill start I rolled…
Dad: Did you fail the fucking thing?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Ah, for fuck's sake. Jaysus Christ almighty, for fuck's sake. And what did it cost?
Son: 85 Euro. But it's alright, sure, I'll do it again…
Dad: 85 Euro? For fuck's sake. Do you think we're getting these 85 Euros that fucking handy? Once you fail the first fucking time that's the start of it. Again and again and again. The next time you go for that fucking test… What kind of a cunt was he anyway?
Son: It was a woman.
Dad: A fucking bitch of a woman? Why didn't you sweeten her up some way? Them's the two things I told you last night, lad. The fucking three-point turn and the hill start. You were looking into the fucking computer. Jaysus Christ.
Son: I know, but sure…
Dad: Fuck's sake.
Son: Sure, can I do it again in two weeks?
Dad: Yeah, two weeks, again, another 85 Euro for the same fucking yarn. Fuck.
Son: Ah, no, I passed. Ah, you bollocks. Ha ha.
Dad: Jesus Christ.
Son: And I'm recording you.
Dad: Turn off that fuck of a thing.
Son: You're going on Facebook now.
Dad: Jesus Christ. I thought you fucking failed the bastard.[/QUOTE]
"Ah for fucks sake
Jaysus Chrisht Almighty, for fucks sake.
and what did it cost?
€85 euros! for fucks sake, do you think we're getting these €85 that fuckin handy
Once ya fail the first fuckin time thats the Shtart of it, again and again and again.
The next time you go for that fuckin tesht...
What kindof a cunt was he anyway?
A fuckin bitch of a woman, why didnt ya sweeten her up some way?
Thems the two things I tell ya lasht night lad.
The fuckin tree point turn on the hill shtart.
You were lookin into the fuckin computer
Jaysus Chrisht, fucks sake.
Yeah two weeks, again another €85 euro for the same fuckin yearn."
[editline]3rd February 2014[/editline]
oh for fucks sake.
and then he went on to be a rally driver:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30dxrwd0Kss[/media]
[QUOTE=alien_guy;43774025]
oh for fucks sake.[/QUOTE]
Veger cheated
Man, I'm glad I've got a light accent. Can't see how it's not possible to understand the dad, though.
[QUOTE=IrishGamer;43774087]Man, I'm glad I've got a light accent. Can't see how it's not possible to understand the dad, though.[/QUOTE]
yeah I could understand everything and i'm 'murican
whether or not you can understand him it's still hilarious because he sounds like the stereotype of an irishman that i always thought was a total joke and huge exaggeration
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;43774188]whether or not you can understand him it's still hilarious because he sounds like the stereotype of an irishman that i always thought was a total joke and huge exaggeration[/QUOTE]
Stereotypes aren't born from nothing.
The guy is kind of a dick.
All those years of being on the outskirts of an Irish and Polish suburb in Buffalo sure come in handy at this point :v:
I had no idea what he was saying so i tried turning on subtitles.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QlhnkHp.jpg[/IMG]
full combat shalom sounds like a great sequel to the hebrew hammer
I don't get why people can't understand him, it's pretty easy.
And this is coming from someone who isn't very good at understanding accents.
[QUOTE=Arid;43773938]Just got licensed today, consisted of a 3 point 1 left and 2 rights, you could learn to drive for a day and pass.. Really explains why there's so many shit drivers here in Arizona(probably a lot of other states as well)[/QUOTE]
Dude, my test took nearly 70 mins and i drove ~50km.
[QUOTE=aydin690;43775331]Dude, my test took nearly 70 mins and i drove ~50km.[/QUOTE]
It's sad because even I know i'm not ready for solo driving
Maybe I'm just Canadian but I understood every word that man said :v
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