• Zero Punctuation: Crackdown 2
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Yahtzee reviews Crackdown 2. [url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1897-Crackdown-2[/url]
I liked this one. I dunno whatchoo talking about OP.
I was referring to how Yahtzee made the game sound. Then again... he does that to pretty much every other game except Portal and few others.
Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23687348]Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] Thank you Monk, I thought everyone knew this.
And yes, I knew about that.
[QUOTE=KillerPopcorn;23687410]And yes, I knew about that.[/QUOTE] Well then edit the OP properly, change it to sound like what you're actually saying. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Dachande;23687462]Well then edit the OP properly, change it to sound like what you're actually saying. :colbert:[/QUOTE] I guess it couldn't hurt...
This game did look really shitty...
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23687348]Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] Thank god you were here to save the day captain banal.
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23687348]Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] No, people don't understand that he is a critic. It's his job to criticize and that's exactly what he does.
He does have a point here and there, I really found Crackdown 2 boring because there was just the repetitive Mutant caves. I really think they should have also added difficult gang bosses like in the first one, I really actually enjoyed failing in killing the last one on the hardest difficulty over and over again in the first Crackdown. Of course, they had a very short development time, however they could have atleast left some cool things of the first one and just improved them.
Wasn't able to finish crack down 2. got to the final city and couldn't do anything cause I didn't have level 4 agility. And I didn't feel like jumping around for 2 hours collecting green balls.
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23687348]Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] review whistleblower here
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;23688153]No, people don't understand that he is a critic. It's his job to criticize and that's exactly what he does.[/QUOTE] No, it's his job to tear a game apart for a few minutes while being funny, a job which he is good at. Just precluding the inevitable shitstorm that happens in these threads where some fanboy attempts to call him out on his 'review' without realizing that it's not a proper review in the slightest. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;23689276]review whistleblower here[/QUOTE] Wow you sure showed me.
Honestly, I loved Crackdown 2, but this video is true. I laughed some.
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23691420]No, it's his job to tear a game apart for a few minutes while being funny, a job which he is good at. Just precluding the inevitable shitstorm that happens in these threads where some fanboy attempts to call him out on his 'review' without realizing that it's not a proper review in the slightest. [editline]10:30PM[/editline] Wow you sure showed me.[/QUOTE] To my understanding, people are more pissed that his devoted followers DON'T understand its just for comedy purposes, and judge the game based on what he says. Have you ever tried to explain how a game is good in one of those threads on the Escapist? Such comments are usually followed by "LOL U MAD CAUSE YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS SHIT". Its these degenerates who take his word as gospel that give good games a bad image.
[QUOTE=Generic_Monk;23687348]Incoming shitstorm about how he's bashing their favourite game. Newsflash: He's not a proper critic, he makes these videos for [b]entertainment[/b]. Don't take his opinions seriously, for fucking fuck's sake.[/QUOTE] People always use this as a defense, it doesn't change the fact that what he's saying about the games is mostly true and relevant.
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