• Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever (for real this time)
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Swing on his legs for sure
The game wasn't good, sadly, as he said. I mean, it's not a [i]bad[/i] game, but it certainly can't stand up to the likes of Infamous 2, Battlefield 3, Killzone 3, and so on.
At least he hasn't taken the apparent way of every other reviewer in jumping up and screaming that it's the worst game ever and that the only thing worse than it was the holocaust.
[QUOTE=markg06;30635572]At least he hasn't taken the apparent way of every other reviewer in jumping up and screaming that it's the worst game ever and that the only thing worse than it was the holocaust.[/QUOTE] Because he didn't put the 13yr wait for the game into the equation. If you compare the development time to other games and the overall quality of the game, it's absolute shit. But comparing it to other modern games it's 'okay'.
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"the hive level was about as massive as a genre shift can get short of showing 5 minutes of the human centipede in the middle of mallrats"
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30635628]Because he didn't put the 13yr wait for the game into the equation. If you compare the development time to other games and the overall quality of the game, it's absolute shit. But comparing it to other modern games it's 'okay'.[/QUOTE] TF2 got developed for 8 years and it's still good, and everyone loves it. The problem with this game is that it was overhyped as fuck, not that it has been developed for 13 years. It's just like Spore, it's not a bad game, but the overhype killed it
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;30635830]TF2 got developed for 8 years and it's still good, and everyone loves it. The problem with this game is that it was overhyped as fuck, not that it has been developed for 13 years. It's just like Spore, it's not a bad game, but the overhype killed it[/QUOTE] DNF wasn't developed for 13 years. It was developed for 3 years 4 times. [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] Then Gearbox stepped in out of sympathy and spent a year trying to make it as best they could from what they had.
I don't know where people are getting at when they say this game has slow load times? On pc I haven't had that issue at all in fact its one of the fastest loading games iv owned?
Except it wasn't developed for 13 years. It was developed for a few years, then completely scrapped. A few more years, completely scrapped. And so on. The version of DNF people are playing has not seen progression through 13 years, it was only being developed for a few years until 3D Realms went down. Gearbox hardly developed the game, they just took the assets 3D Realms had already made and threw them together the best they could.
[QUOTE=gmodfanboy;30636126]I don't know where people are getting at when they say this game has slow load times? On pc I haven't had that issue at all in fact its one of the fastest loading games iv owned?[/QUOTE] The load times are ridiculously slow on the consoles.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30635110]The game wasn't good, sadly, as he said. I mean, it's not a [i]bad[/i] game, but it certainly can't stand up to the likes of Infamous 2, Battlefield 3, Killzone 3, and so on.[/QUOTE] Except That BF3 and Infamous 2 aren't out yet so you can't really make that comparison....
[QUOTE=shakadamus;30636201]Except That BF3 and Infamous 2 aren't out yet so you can't really make that comparison....[/QUOTE] Infamous 2 is out
[QUOTE=Judas;30635699]"the hive level was about as massive as a genre shift can get short of showing 5 minutes of the human centipede in the middle of mallrats"[/QUOTE] Yeah, we heard what he said. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Hakita;30636266]Infamous 2 is out[/QUOTE] And Killzone 3. [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Laserbeams;30635830]TF2 got developed for 8 years and it's still good, and everyone loves it. The problem with this game is that it was overhyped as fuck, not that it has been developed for 13 years. It's just like Spore, it's not a bad game, but the overhype killed it[/QUOTE] First of all TF2 didn't have the same hype as DNF, at all, even then it still met my expectations when it came out. Spore [i]would[/i] have been a good game and met the hype, but EA kiddyshit'd it and it turned out to be an overall bad game. Both cases are not what DNF is: a good game in it's own right, but isn't a big boy like Portal 2/Killzone 3/Infamous 2/etc.
[QUOTE=gmodfanboy;30636126]I don't know where people are getting at when they say this game has slow load times? On pc I haven't had that issue at all in fact its one of the fastest loading games iv owned?[/QUOTE] On consoles the load times are like 3 minutes per level. If you die, you have to spend another 3 minutes loading the god damn level (I would know because I played it on consoles) [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] Also he's completely right about the Hive level. That sudden tone change was massive, it went from "lol duke is funny" to "whoa this is some heavy Aliens type shit right here" [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Laserbeams;30635830]TF2 got developed for 8 years and it's still good, and everyone loves it. The problem with this game is that it was overhyped as fuck, not that it has been developed for 13 years. It's just like Spore, it's not a bad game, but the overhype killed it[/QUOTE] No Spore is pretty bad. I'm not having fun in the space level when suddenly I have to deal with a ridiculous amount of wars by 1 asshole race.
Oh that made me laugh and cry at the same time.
FUUUU- How does anybody understand what he's saying?
[QUOTE=TheCloak;30643183]FUUUU- How does anybody understand what he's saying?[/QUOTE] I use my ears mostly.
You think Episode 3 will suffer from the same fate as this game did?
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;30644238]You think Episode 3 will suffer from the same fate as this game did?[/QUOTE] Nah. Episode 3 will never come out.
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;30644238]You think Episode 3 will suffer from the same fate as this game did?[/QUOTE] Even if you took away the wait that everyone one endured for DNF, it's still a bad game and was way too different from what made Duke famous. If Episode 3 is similar to Half-Life 2 and Episode 1 and 2, then I doubt people will have a huge problem with it.
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;30633678][url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3581-Duke-Nukem-Forever-for-real-this-time[/url][/QUOTE] I wish this game didn't suck so much, it's a dream killer.
[QUOTE=Dance_Commander;30643679]I use my ears mostly.[/QUOTE] Well it's quite hard when he's speaking 500 wps and english isn't my first language
I groaned when he started knocking on the delay times and the graphical problems.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;30645494]Hopefully they'll make a new and better Duke Nukem game. I really wish he was cool again...[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure Gearbox didn't buy the rights to the franchise just to release one heavily anticipated game that caused so much disappointment it could've actually hurt their reputation. The question is whether or not Gearbox knows where DNF went wrong.
I don't know what everybody was on about. I personally enjoyed the game.
I thought it was fantastic and didn't notice any problems people need to learn to have some fucking fun instead of nitpicking every chance they get
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;30652213]I thought it was fantastic and didn't notice any problems people need to learn to have some fucking fun instead of nitpicking every chance they get[/QUOTE] But thats kind of what reviewers do. They note out the problems in the game.
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