How To Make a Hot Pocket

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[DohEntertainmen]

Perfectly represents what I think about hot pockets.
Disgusting filth, I'd rather make myself a sandwich.

[Gabe Newell]

[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;35562785]Perfectly represents what I think about hot pockets.
Disgusting filth, I'd rather make myself a sandwich.[/QUOTE]
what is your problem

[jumpydave]

[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;35562892]what is your problem[/QUOTE]

Hot pocket's are disgusting pieces of chemical filled shit that give you heart disease.

But goddamn they are delicious.

[DesolateGrun]

[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;35562892]what is your problem[/QUOTE]

I'm cutting your hot pocket rations until hl3

[Gabe Newell]

[QUOTE=jumpydave;35562923]Hot pocket's are disgusting pieces of chemical filled shit shit that give you heart disease.
.[/QUOTE]

it's pizza with more bread

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[PGunnii]

hot pockets are fucking delicious but goddamn are they fucking messy

[Mr. Sun]

Hot Pockets are so good but so unhealthy.

[jason278]

The melted cheese in Hot Pockets are the fucking devil, shit burns

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=jumpydave;35562923]Hot pocket's are disgusting pieces of chemical filled shit shit that give you heart disease.

But goddamn they are delicious.[/QUOTE]

If I get a HotPocket, it's a philly cheese steak.

But I usually go with LeanPockets, I like the ham, cheese, and broccoli or whatever it is.

That is, if I don't have the required items to make myself a nice sandwich.

[S31-Syntax]

the QuikTrip next to where I work sells 1/2 pound variants.

and 2/3 pound burritos.

I fucking love QuikTrip.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

As long as you let them cool (which can be up to 24 hours) they taste fucking AMAZING

Which is inconvenient because it's microwave food and microwave food is meant to be eating only several minutes after cooking.

[S31-Syntax]

So... Deep fry them.

Tried it, it's absolutely doable. And by God that was the best damn Hot Pocket I've ever had. It had a [I]perfect[/I] crunch to it. And it wasn't overly hot on the inside. [I]Perfect.[/I]

[n0cturni]

[QUOTE=jumpydave;35562923]chemical filled[/QUOTE]

lmao

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

If it isn't called a hot pocket then i can't cook it

[counterpo0]

You put the little microwave sleeve on to cook it while in the microwave. Or don't if you like it soggy and not crispy( as much as a microwave can do)

[Quibblecoatl]

We don't have hot pockets in Australia as far as I know so I got curious and looked up "Australian hot pocket" to see if any stores sell them, instead we have this apparently.

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Australian%20Hot%20pocket[/url]

Fuck what the christ?