4 Swedish drunks fighting on a street over god knows what

[Freaka]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TtYkeuE23M[/media]

[Ricaaado]

Anyone got a translation of the dialogue here?

[Big Bob]

[B][I]det finns inga poliser[/I][/B]

[RaTcHeT302]

[QUOTE=TAU!;51167629]Anyone got a translation of the dialogue here?[/QUOTE]

[I][B]VALHALLA[/B][/I]

[The bird Woman]

Odin be praised.
Today we shall feast with our ancestors in the halls of warriors

[Ferosso]

Nothing to be embarrassed about, Sweden. This looks way more civil than Danish politics.

[qwea01]

-I'm gonna beat you down
-Why?
*gets beaten down*

[Rixxz2]

[QUOTE=TAU!;51167629]Anyone got a translation of the dialogue here?[/QUOTE]
*start*

Drunken Assaulter (Kenneth): "Now you'll get it"

Drunken Victim: "Kenneth, my friend, calm down"

Kenneth: "I'll beat the shit out of you!"

Victim: "But why?"

Victim: "*AREGHEHGEHRH* What are you doing?!"

Kenneth: "Now it's time for you to lay on the ground for once"

Victim: "Can't you just calm down?"

Kenneth: "LAY ON THE GROUND FOR ONCE"

Victim: "Calm down... Please, Kenneth"

*Kenneth kicks beer can*

Victim: "Yes, yes, but calm down"

Kenneth: *says to RedJacketGuy* "Get the fuck away from me" (x3)

GreenJacketGuy: "Just fucking stop this"

RedJacketGuy: (says to victim) "I'll help you get up"

Victim: "Kenneth, for fuck's sake, stop this"

Kenneth: "Shut up you pussy"

*gibberish*

Victim: "Kenneth, KENNETH!"

Kenneth: "Don't say my name"

Victim: "So what should I call you then, Mr. Seaman? *laughs*"

*Woman1 comes up*

Woman1: "Why are you filming this, it's just ridiculous"

Person recording: "STOP!"

*Drunken gibberish*

Victim: "Just calm down!"

*RedJacketGuy starts using bag presumably filled with beer cans as weapon*

Victim: "Just stop already, what the fuck?!"

RedJacketGuy: "How much do you want me to kick your ass, huh, how much?"

Kenneth: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll calm down"

RedJacketGuy: *Keeps repeating the ass kicking line*

*gibberish*

Woman1: "What the fuck are you even doing?"

Woman2: "Just stop!"

GreenJacketGuy: "What the fuck we're doing?"

Woman1: "Yeah, stop fighting"

GreenJacketGuy: "Yeah, I don't know myself"

*gibberish*

Kenneth: "I just kinda felt like fighting"

Woman1: "You shouldn't"

Kenneth: "I just got a bit excited"

GreenJacketGuy: "This doesn't make any sense to me, nope"

Woman1: "Collect your phones and bags and get out of here before we call the police"

RedJacketGuy: "I don't want to talk to no cop"

Kenneth: "Cops don't even exist anymore!"

*even more gibberish and Kenneth giving GreenJacketGuy a hug*

*end*

[C.C]

Even though I don't understand a word of Swedish I understood this video completely, right down to the lad in the high vis casually having a conversation with his two friends as they kick the shit out of each other.

[The bird Woman]

[QUOTE=qwea00;51167848]-I'm gonna beat you down
-Why?
*gets beaten down*[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5525449+_f783740cd6d0bf12f8e150af53f2b5e3.jpg[/IMG]

[Dr.C]

[QUOTE=TAU!;51167629]Anyone got a translation of the dialogue here?[/QUOTE]

They're arguing over whether or not the Jarl should join the Imperium

[MrJazzy]

The hell Kenneth

[Thaard]

Lugna ned Kenneth, för helvette

[Saphirx]

almost never hear people say smörj instead of stryk

[juGGa]

And the finnish version:

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snzv4wDAWkk[/media]

[Saturn V]

love this part of the world

just love it

[Kannata]

the windowknocking at 1:35

it aint funny dude...

[editline]8th October 2016[/editline]

i got spooped