Did she really just suggest using it during a game?
"Hey guys I'm just gonna sco-*BOOM* UGH HUH MY PENIS AAAAH!"
I don't want my penis inside that thing when it malfunctions.
God, that is beautiful...
It actually had me, an 18 year old guy, crying like a baby at such incredible vocal majesty...
Is this actually serious?!?
[QUOTE=gmaster;19605546]Did she really just suggest using it during a game?
"Hey guys I'm just gonna sco-*BOOM* UGH HUH MY PENIS AAAAH!"[/QUOTE]
No, but she said it uses the same technology for feedback systems used with some games.
what's wrong with her voice
[quote]i would modify half life 2 to work with this. then I* would "advance the plot" with alex vance.[/quote]
:wtf:
does anyone have the head-move smiley? Like those black chicks do all the time?
She got some skills.
:science::gizz:
Old, but still hilarious :v:
She says it's the same technology that lets you feel the impact of a car crash and being punched in the face, I don't think I want to stick my dick in there.
If Aperture Science made a sex toy, it would be this.
[editline]sgfsdfg[/editline]
Also, [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=675995[/url]
I love the line at the end.
Whats next... an atachment for the Wii ...
Here's their website..
[url]http://www.sneekaround.com/RealTouch/[/url]
Is that a gay orgy in the upper corners? Way to make me not want this product.
Their on-demand section is nothing but [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img]. What the fuck is this??
I don't think I want to feel a car crash or punch with that thing on my genitals.
[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;19617238]Here's their website..
[url]http://www.sneekaround.com/RealTouch/[/url]
Is that a gay orgy in the upper corners? Way to make me not want this product.
Their on-demand section is nothing but [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img]. What the fuck is this??[/QUOTE]
That isn't their website, or it's just the gay version. [url=http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home]Here[/url] is the main site.
Its called a baggie with mushed bananas.
Alright someone buy it and play Manhunt with it to let me know the feeling.
But I don't want Imagination...
Her shirt is open.
Intense anal or vaginal sex.
1:06 oh shit she said cock.
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WTF all the videos they offer on there site is gays.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19621695]1:06 oh shit she said cock.
[editline]05:17AM[/editline]
WTF all the videos they offer on there site is gays.[/QUOTE]
No she said cack
What the hell.
jhahahahhahahahaha
[QUOTE=BloodYScar;19606915]does anyone have the head-move smiley? Like those black chicks do all the time?
She got some skills.[/QUOTE]
:nyd:
So I could watch Alien, and when the face hugger leaps onto the one dude, realtouch will react?
[b]DO NOT WANT[/B]
Put this in a realdoll.
Million dollar idea right there.
I love how professional it is until she says "Comfortable seal around your cock." And then she goes back to being professional and subtle.
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