that dude was an absolute madman, how could he possibly expect his cameraman to be so close to the tortoise?
[QUOTE=jamzzster;51910264]That was one pissed/horny turtle[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Trixil;51910290]that dude was an absolute madman, how could he possibly expect his cameraman to be so close to the turtle?[/QUOTE]
Where is this turtle you guys are referring to? All I can see is a tortoise.
[QUOTE=helifreak;51910362]Where is this turtle you guys are referring to? All I can see is a tortoise.[/QUOTE]
Same thing, one rock and five penii
i kinda feel bad for it at the end
after that strenuous but futile chase he kinda just dejectedly turns his head and starts to slowly walk away
Angry turtles have terrifying eyes, or so I have learned today.
I feel guilty for laughing. :(
[QUOTE=TheCronkofDestiny;51911451]i kinda feel bad for it at the end
after that strenuous but futile chase he kinda just dejectedly turns his head and starts to slowly walk away[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't feel bad, the tortoise didn't actually want to bite him, just chase off its territory, and it succeeded. I mean, who cares if you're slow as long as you're this fucking relentless?
It's kind of terrifying to imagine being cursed to have an angry, immortal tortoise chase you down.
You may settle down far, far away from where you were cursed, but one day, many years later, this angry bastard will slowly plow through your door.
[QUOTE=Minelayer;51913937]It's kind of terrifying to imagine being cursed to have an angry, immortal tortoise chase you down.
You may settle down far, far away from where you were cursed, but one day, many years later, this angry bastard will slowly plow through your door.[/QUOTE]
You know, thats actually kind of scary.
It's a surprise attack by a pissed off bastard. That's just scary.
Sometimes I have dreams im a particular animal, and I need to mate with another one, and I can never figure out how it works and get really frustrated
[QUOTE=Minelayer;51913937]It's kind of terrifying to imagine being cursed to have an angry, immortal tortoise chase you down.
You may settle down far, far away from where you were cursed, but one day, many years later, this angry bastard will slowly plow through your door.[/QUOTE]
That conjured up some great imagery.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;51914003]Sometimes I have dreams im a particular animal, and I need to mate with another one, and I can never figure out how it works and get really frustrated[/QUOTE]
My dreams consist of the big, fast, and dangerous ones in my house where I move in slow motion.
Consider yourself lucky.
[QUOTE=Minelayer;51913937]It's kind of terrifying to imagine being cursed to have an angry, immortal tortoise chase you down.
You may settle down far, far away from where you were cursed, but one day, many years later, this angry bastard will slowly plow through your door.[/QUOTE]
Is this the plot to the It Follows sequel?
[QUOTE=Glitchman;51914003]Sometimes I have dreams im a particular animal, and I need to mate with another one, and I can never figure out how it works and get really frustrated[/QUOTE]
:what:
[QUOTE=jamzzster;51910264]That was one pissed/horny turtle[/QUOTE]
I'd be fuckin mad if I'm a hundred year old god damn turtle trying to get my last nut before my dick shrivels off from old age and every time I try some smart cunt tourist comes to gawk at me god damn.
They should keep a tally on how many animals NatGeo has cock-blocked. This may be the only one I've ever seen but I'd like to hold these fuckers accountable for cock-blocks.
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