"Hey, i know that you just slaughtered a pig on the table, but thats still gonna be $15."
That delivery guy was the master of cool.
Actually this isn't that outstanding. I've been delivering pizzas for nearly 4 years and you just get used to absolutely weird situations. They just want the pizza, you just want the payment.
Any idea what the song they use in background?
[QUOTE=TedStriker;39710202]Actually this isn't that outstanding. I've been delivering pizzas for nearly 4 years and you just get used to absolutely weird situations. They just want the pizza, you just want the payment.[/QUOTE]
You're telling me you've walked in on something stranger than a bunch of men wearing strange masks and robes all bunched up around candles with gospel music in the background passing you tips like a satanic ritual?
Hotline Miami dinner party
There needs to be more videos like this.
Fuckin brilliant shit! :v:
I lost it at "bountiful feast"
"Have a bountiful feast."
Edit: ninja'd
Sad that the masks just kinda took a bit of the "seriousness" away
[QUOTE=lifehole;39710287]You're telling me you've walked in on something stranger than a bunch of men wearing strange masks and robes all bunched up around candles with gospel music in the background passing you tips like a satanic ritual?[/QUOTE]
Could be worse, the robes could be missing.
I deliver pizzas and I'm pretty sure this is fake lol
1. You aren't ever supposed to enter anyone's home (I only do it if they tell me to come in, just to be nice), while this guy just invites himself in.
2. Dude isn't wearing any uniform (though if its a local place with only one store they probably don't have one)
3. He just sounds like he's reading from a memorized script instead of naturally responding, especially at the end.
4. He just instinctively puts the pizzas on the table and starts setting them up instead of handing them to the guy who is paying. Who does that? Great way to piss off a customer if you didn't want the pizzas to go there.
Still though, the idea pretty hilarious :v: I'd love to see this done with a legitimate pizza guy.
Imagine if the pizza delivery guy was black and dudes sitting inside would be wearing KKK uniforms or something, I guess it would not be as funny :v:
[QUOTE=lifehole;39710287]You're telling me you've walked in on something stranger than a bunch of men wearing strange masks and robes all bunched up around candles with gospel music in the background passing you tips like a satanic ritual?[/QUOTE]
I've delivered to a guy who literally was the image of a skeleton with skin on him and a tube going into his stomach. The door was supposed to be unlocked and he told me to come inside but it was locked. The next 5 minutes were spent with me waiting on the guy to shuffle to the door.
When I eventually came in skin n' bones had the entire living room covered with cups. Exchanged the money/pizza and then he asked me to go to his fridge and get the ice out of it and then fill up each cup with some ice (he also ordered a 2L so he was using the cups to drink from). The dude looked like he was about half dead, what am I going to do, say no?
So I filled up his cups with ice and went on my way.
Probably the weirdest delivery I've ever been on.
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4. He just instinctively puts the pizzas on the table and starts setting them up instead of handing them to the guy who is paying. Who does that? Great way to piss off a customer if you didn't want the pizzas to go there.
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Ah fair enough, missed that. Still seems pretty scripted to me.
Pizza delivery guys are neutral/sacred persons. A mass murdered could call one out, let him bring the pizzas in to his murder den, pay/tip him and thank him and let him leave.
Humans have their priorities in order, pizza before sacrificial rituals and murder.
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;39711292]Pizza delivery guys are neutral/sacred persons. A mass murdered could call one out, let him bring the pizzas in to his murder den, pay/tip him and thank him and let him leave.[/QUOTE]
There is a comic about this, I know that. I just can't remember where could I find it from.
[QUOTE=KorJax;39711206]I deliver pizzas and I'm pretty sure this is fake lol
1. You aren't ever supposed to enter anyone's home (I only do it if they tell me to come in, just to be nice), while this guy just invites himself in.
2. Dude isn't wearing any uniform (though if its a local place with only one store they probably don't have one)
3. He just sounds like he's reading from a memorized script instead of naturally responding, especially at the end.
4. He just instinctively puts the pizzas on the table and starts setting them up instead of handing them to the guy who is paying. Who does that? Great way to piss off a customer if you didn't want the pizzas to go there.
Still though, the idea pretty hilarious :v: I'd love to see this done with a legitimate pizza guy.[/QUOTE]
They told him to put the pizza on the table, he was hesitant but he came in and did it. I probably would have too, considering.
oh god now THIS type of video needs to go viral, this is shit is too good!
I think it would be fun if people came up with different ideas and did this, next time people wearing horse masks and ordering some chinese food.
[QUOTE=KorJax;39711206]I deliver pizzas and I'm pretty sure this is fake lol
1. You aren't ever supposed to enter anyone's home (I only do it if they tell me to come in, just to be nice), while this guy just invites himself in.
2. Dude isn't wearing any uniform (though if its a local place with only one store they probably don't have one)
3. He just sounds like he's reading from a memorized script instead of naturally responding, especially at the end.
4. He just instinctively puts the pizzas on the table and starts setting them up instead of handing them to the guy who is paying. Who does that? Great way to piss off a customer if you didn't want the pizzas to go there.
Still though, the idea pretty hilarious :v: I'd love to see this done with a legitimate pizza guy.[/QUOTE]You're a shitty boring pizza man.
[editline]25th February 2013[/editline]
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Honestly I'd laugh my ass off, because unlike the Nazi clubs they probably go to daily, this place is unorganized and not very scary or impressive.
[QUOTE=KorJax;39711283]Ah fair enough, missed that. Still seems pretty scripted to me.[/QUOTE]
He probably knew it was a joke and played along with it it seems like. Their reactions at the end make it seem like it was legitimate possibly.
Though I don't really care that much. I was too busy laughing my ass off.
I find the masks surprisingly funny. :v:
every time me and my friend order pizza we get high, put on [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs"]Pizza Kids[/URL], put the speakers near the door and crank it up, answer the door with a few of us break dancing in the back
we then tip the pizza dude 15 bucks
[QUOTE=DeeCeeTeeBee;39711292]Pizza delivery guys are neutral/sacred persons. A mass murdered could call one out, let him bring the pizzas in to his murder den, pay/tip him and thank him and let him leave.
Humans have their priorities in order, pizza before sacrificial rituals and murder.[/QUOTE]
The inventor of modern all-kevlar body armor was a pizza delivery guy.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPAqA-wJDk4[/media]
I wouldve played it cool too if I saw something like that.
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