• Microsoft at E3 in a Nutshell
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2JgT802jzI[/media] Sanic Warning - adjust your speakers
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better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWUUjJGFNkQ[/media]
The quality at Microsoft's E3 has gone so low so they pay people to sit there.
well last year they gave out free 360s so no that's not a thing
I can see where the new enemies for halo 4 remind of metroid, but past that I wouldn't say they're very similar.
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;36206129]better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWUUjJGFNkQ[/media][/QUOTE] that kid annoys the shit outta me. he ain't dope, nigga.
One thing about all of these E3 things where some guy plays it is that the people playing are utter shit. The guy who was doing Crysis 2 would have died several times if god mode wasn't on, and disregarded loads of enemies and ran past, and the guy playing Need for Speed kept crashing into walls.
I didn't think it was possible for it to get even worse then last year. I was proven wrong.
They're all pre-recorded though, the guys just stand there and pretend to play.
The Call of Duty one was pretty dull. Four minutes of a guy firing a sniper rifle. Not exactly game of the year material.
[QUOTE=EzioAuditore;36206797]The Call of Duty one was pretty dull. Four minutes of a guy firing a sniper rifle. Not exactly game of the year material.[/QUOTE] Yet it will sell millions.
the fuck is up with the new tomb raider it's like it was written by ryu-gi
Well at least microsoft's conference was the most funnier out there.
[QUOTE=Jackald;36207435]They showed a gameplay thingy before E3 which featured not 1, not 2, but 3 attempted-rape-quick-time-events. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL6dv0Q_YbM[/media][/QUOTE] I can hear Ryu-Gi busting a nut
[video]www.youtube.com/watch?=hs1X0Y_7Bwo[/video]
My ears are no more.
Women can't do that shit
[QUOTE=Jackald;36207369]I don't think anyone who still buys call of duty games gives a single fuck about the singleplayer at this point.[/QUOTE] Thing is every year the people who do get excited every year by being promised a good SP game. [editline]5th June 2012[/editline] The conference wasn't as bad as last years akward kinect scenes.
That Kinect towers game sure looked like fun! Derp.
Haha, Glad I'm not the only one that thought halo 4 looked like Metroid prime.
Stop focusing on kinect so much for fucks sakes microsoft. Show more stuff, not just Tomb Raider (orgasm central), GoW and Halo. jeezus
[QUOTE=Acrono;36208343]Haha, Glad I'm not the only one that thought halo 4 looked like Metroid prime.[/QUOTE] It wasn't metroid prime? I seriously do not believe you. [editline]hmm[/editline] Oh, I see now. He put in footage of metroid prime.
[QUOTE=Jackald;36207435]They showed a gameplay thingy before E3 which featured not 1, not 2, but 3 attempted-rape-quick-time-events. [/QUOTE] Let's be kinda honest here. It sort of fits the apparent setting of the story. And I found the microsoft conference really interesting. Mostly the non gaming bits though. [QUOTE=343N;36208390]Stop focusing on kinect so much for fucks sakes microsoft. Show more stuff, not just Tomb Raider (orgasm central), GoW and Halo. jeezus[/QUOTE] They don't have to. Considering devs and publishers go to them because of their really strong position anyway, they can focus on stuff around the gaming. Not just the gaming. If you look at EA's and Activision's presentations you'd notice that they talked a lot about the xbox themselves. Overall this allows MS to actually go talk about more not just gaming stuff. Compare that to sony. How often they kept talking what games they'll be getting and who knows what else. And then utterly kill it with the harry potter book.
[QUOTE=Acrono;36208343]Haha, Glad I'm not the only one that thought halo 4 looked like Metroid prime.[/QUOTE] It was the very first thing I said to my friend who was watching the stream with me.
[video=youtube;rHCOc-g5DAM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHCOc-g5DAM[/video] [editline]5th June 2012[/editline] xbox xbox xbox xbox
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;36206129]better [/QUOTE] I just couldn't stop laughing at the idea of "AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS" at the begining of a Microsoft presentation.
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