He had to go pretty far to actually get pinched but in the end he managed to fucking die :vs:
I can't believe he can't fucking die.
Lol when he pick it up again it looks like the lobster just yells "BITCH I'LL FUCK YOU UP AGAIN BRING IT"
I'd like to see someone pinched by a jumbo size lobster straight out of the water. If he tries it with one that's in a store or restaurant, it's had the elastic band placed on it's claws which I would assume would weaken them over time.
I dont know why lobsters creep me the fuck out. Like I think they're cool as fuck until I see those legs and I just want it gone from existence.
[QUOTE=MedicWine;52515953]I dont know why lobsters creep me the fuck out. Like I think they're cool as fuck until I see those legs and I just want it gone from existence.[/QUOTE]
Their "faces' freak me out the most, if I'm at a dinner where there a lobster on the table, the head either needs to be gone or not facing me.
I love these titles.
At this rate if Coyote's videos keep getting posted under the "Coyote gets x and fucking dies" meme, it's going to become perfect drinking game material.
[QUOTE=Tuskin;52515987]Their "faces' freak me out the most, if I'm at a dinner where there a lobster on the table, the head either needs to be gone or not facing me.[/QUOTE]
they just look really grumpy to me
[thumb]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/720/cpsprodpb/6E00/production/_95806182_tango_lobster_01x.jpg[/thumb]
"ey i'm fuckin pinchin here"
I skipped around a bit so I may have missed it, but when nothing else was working, why he didn't try the obvious and attempt to get pinched while the lobster was under water? Can't imagine what an above average size lobster would have done to his hand if that's what a small one did.
[QUOTE=Cone;52516282]they just look really grumpy to me
[thumb]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/720/cpsprodpb/6E00/production/_95806182_tango_lobster_01x.jpg[/thumb]
"ey i'm fuckin pinchin here"[/QUOTE]
I will never not think of lobsters as being from jersey now, thanks.
@6:34: someone make a GIF out of this, please.
A Facepunch meme for Coyote Peterson, and it's pretty good too.
I choose to believe Coyote Peterson has the darksign and everytime this happens he wakes up at the nearest bonfire ready to go
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;52516574]I choose to believe Coyote Peterson has the darksign and everytime this happens he wakes up at the nearest bonfire ready to go[/QUOTE]
Marksign*
I'm waiting for a cute animal again so we can get a title like:
[B]Coyote Peterson handles a baby sloth and fucking dies.[/B]
I can't believe Coyote got all his limbs pinched off.
But it's ok, we can rebuild him, we have the technology.
He talks like Nuardwar I was wondering why he sounded so familiar.
Coyote is having a hard time convincing me that he doesn't have a fetish for pain.
[QUOTE=TAU!;52518162]Coyote is having a hard time convincing me that he doesn't have a fetish for pain.[/QUOTE]
I mean is he even hiding it
Is it just me, or does the quality of the video suck in 1080P? 4K looks pretty good, but seems like the bitrate in 1080p is so low?
EDIT:
Nevermind, the combination of cage and movement just killed the quality, could barely see the lobster.
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52516384]@6:34: someone make a GIF out of this, please.[/QUOTE]
Alright since nobody has done it yet, here:
[img]https://s2.gifgif.io/JGvu3P.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52519117]Alright since nobody has done it yet, here:
[img]https://s2.gifgif.io/JGvu3P.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Now could someone make me an avatar of the lobster?
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;52519257]Now could someone make me an avatar of the lobster?[/QUOTE]
One wiggly lobster coming right up
[img]http://i.imgur.com/uHOKTFJ.gif[/img]
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