Introducing the patented gun bed for your American self-defense needs - General

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lmao not so ridiculous when you realise there's a market for "bedside holsters"

i would definitely buy this if i lived in a bad neighborhood

[QUOTE=AJ10017;50147863]i would definitely buy this if i lived in a bad neighborhood[/QUOTE] A big issue with the concept for me at least is that if I think someone has broken into my home, I'm not going to have the coordination to put my hands in the exact position to grab the shotgun properly as it falls out of the bed it'd probably just fall and hit me in the face

[QUOTE=Zero Vector;50147880]A big issue with the concept for me at least is that if I think someone has broken into my home, I'm not going to have the coordination to put my hands in the exact position to grab the shotgun properly as it falls out of the bed it'd probably just fall and hit me in the face[/QUOTE] Imagine how embarrassing that would be. "Ah, Jimmy Do-Dicker shot himself in the fucking head while trying to use his dumb bed spring shotgun launcher, what a putz."

My plan for home-defense is to have only one entrance with a cardboard cut out of a policeman about 10-15 feet in front of the door. Would hopefully scare the shit out of anybody who forced their way inside.

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a bed makes for a rather unwieldy firearm

I like to imagine it's like a pez dispenser and just has several cheap, shitty shotguns stacked in there

[QUOTE=Zero Vector;50147880]A big issue with the concept for me at least is that if I think someone has broken into my home, I'm not going to have the coordination to put my hands in the exact position to grab the shotgun properly as it falls out of the bed it'd probably just fall and hit me in the face[/QUOTE] To their defense, all you need to do is push your hands towards the panel and the shotgun is in your hands, no "exact position". Better than any alternative. Their goal was to create the absolute fastest way to get armed when on bed and I'd say they succeeded. Not that it'd be put to test unless the intruder is already in the room or about to step in.

"we're gonna need to lock the gunbed tonight, babe :smug:"

Why not just put a automatic gun turret above the bed ?

[QUOTE=AntonioR;50153142]Why not just put a automatic gun turret above the bed ?[/QUOTE] or even better, a saw blade cannon on all sides of the bed

[QUOTE=J!NX;50153145]or even better, a saw blade cannon on all sides of the bed[/QUOTE]Flamethrowers for best effect.

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;50153161]Flamethrowers for best effect.[/QUOTE] fuck it just rig c4 to your bedroom door

If it was somewhere more convenient like the backpanel of a closet(where I would hide anyway) this would be pretty useful as something to conceal the gun case for extra privacy. Couldn't imagine any other practical use for it.

[QUOTE=devcon;50152996]"we're gonna need to lock the gunbed tonight, babe :smug:"[/QUOTE] "Oops. Missfire."

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;50153375]"Oops. Missfire."[/QUOTE] I picture two people going at it, then a head bumps the flap and one of them gets knocked out cold by a terminal velocity shotgun.

The problem is I tend to lean my head against the headboard so a shotgun would randomly fall on my face when I'm trying to sleep.

Imagine porking your girl friend on that bed and someone taps the headboard with their head a loaded shotgun just comes tumbling out. I'll take a [i]shot in the dark[/i] and say it would probably [i]kill[/i] the mood. Unless she was into that sort of thing.

I actually had a friend who kept a shotgun his grandfather gave him on the wall over the head of his bed. One night it fell off the nails he had it sitting on and landed right on his forehead, giving him a concussion.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;50154175]If your girlfriend is Courtney Love shed probably be all over it[/QUOTE] Just like how you'd be all over the ceiling

On this topic though I legit do keep a handgun bolted along the side of my bed. [t]https://i.gyazo.com/b80e9d2e07d312ed158a6443f87d5117.jpg[/t] That being said I don't have kids in the house or anything like that. I just realized if you had kids playing on your bed and they accidentally activated the shotgun pez-dispenser now your children would have a loaded shotgun they were inevitably play with.

if i lived in a neighborhood where this would be enough of a problem, i'd keep my gun in a holster bolted next to my bedside too(like the above poster). hard to kid-proof though

[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;50156570][t]https://i.gyazo.com/b80e9d2e07d312ed158a6443f87d5117.jpg[/t] [/QUOTE] "for rectal use only"

[QUOTE=Ryu-Gi;50153375]"Oops. Missfire."[/QUOTE] "You fucking quickshot!" No but seriously, I'd be afraid of my head hitting the front of the headboard while sleeping and then having it poop out a shotgun which hits me square in the face.

every morning i would stretch or something and end up getting a shotgun to the face

Wouldn't your head bump that panel and make the shotgun land on your face while you're sleeping?

this is cool i'd buy one

[QUOTE=devcon;50152996]"we're gonna need to lock the gunbed tonight, babe :smug:"[/QUOTE] "Don't worry, I don't need a condom-- it shoots blanks."