Paris Hilton DJ set shambles

[Slowbro]

Awful electro music? Check.
Garish outfits? Check.
Pointless visuals that add nothing to the performance? Check.
Trainwrecking when Rihanna songs come in out of nowhere? Check.
Leonard from The Big Bang Theory hiding under the desk to fix your fuckups because you clearly have no idea what your doing? Check.

Yep, I'm sure Paris Hilton's career as a DJ will be a long and prosperous one.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2BZf0Y-6w[/media]

(Soz if there's already a thread, had a quick look but didn't see one)

[ragawaga]

That's horrible

[HazeFyer23]

I cringed the whole way through while watching that "set". [URL="http://deadmau5.tumblr.com/post/25924714466/look-ma-no-swear-words-d"]It pains me to see how EDM is garnering such bad rep with shitty overnight celeb DJs[/URL]; it used to be cool man.

[editline]26th June 2012[/editline]

It still is cool though, you just have to look in the right places

[Bobie]

her arms must get tired after these sets

all that arm waving

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=Bobie;36498100]her arms must get tired after these sets

all that arm waving[/QUOTE]

she's had plenty of arm-exercise in her time
if you know what i mean

[t]http://swblog.spaweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mrBean.jpg[/t]

[Bobie]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;36498654]she's had plenty of arm-exercise in her time
if you know what i mean

[t]http://swblog.spaweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mrBean.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

oh no he di-int!

[ycap5]

Dumb skank

[Mr.Cookie]

I like how at 0:09 there's a person mocking her.

[Healthpoint]

[QUOTE=Slowbro;36497935]Leonard from The Big Bang Theory hiding under the desk to fix your fuckups because you clearly have no idea what your doing? Check. [/QUOTE]

Oh god. My sides were not ready for that.

[Macneil_bmx]

Why would you ever let such a person near a DJ set?

[MorningWoody]

[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;36503767]Why would you ever let such a person near a DJ set?[/QUOTE]

That money is going in someone's pockets. And i'm sure its not back into the pockets of the poor individuals who thought a DJ from Paris was going to be performing.

[WeekendWarrior]

Paris Hilton's guide to being a DJ:
-Have some great pyrotechnics!
-Flail your arms around!
-Twiddle the volume knob!
-Put on some headphones so you look like you're being productive!

YOU A DJ NOW!

[Slowbro]

Isn't she banging Afrojack? Or was that just a rumour?

[HazeFyer23]

[QUOTE=Slowbro;36503917]Isn't she banging Afrojack? Or was that just a rumour?[/QUOTE]

They're dating

[editline]26th June 2012[/editline]

Well.. they were.. I think

[Bl4ckDmon]

Oh god shes playing that fucking awful song "we found love in a hopeless place" I swear every time I hear that in a club I die a little on the inside..

[gamefreek76]

Am I the only person who thinks well of Paris Hilton?

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=Slowbro;36497935]
Pointless visuals that add nothing to the performance? Check.
[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with Visuals?

[GreenLeaf]

I'm extremely annoyed about how young she is. because unless she manages to coke herself to death she's gonna stick around on that fucking Everywhere for a long time yet!

[samframpton]

Stupid spoiled whore DJ playset

[ithon]

[url]http://www.eonline.com/news/marc_malkin/paris_hilton_makes_big_dj_debut_in/325837[/url]

[quote]Paris Hilton made her big-time professional DJ debut at the bash, playing a [b]one-hour set[/b] for thousands of concert goers
[/quote]
[quote]"I had so much fun deejaying at the Pop Music Festival," the 31-year-old heiress exclusively tells E!. "[b]I could not have been happier with the crowd's reaction to my set.[/b] It felt so good to be [b]in control of the party[/b] and see everyone dancing!"
[/quote]

either she's a troll or self deluded.

[phlexiglass]

welcome to sao paulo brudda

[Alec W]

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;36506850]Am I the only person who thinks well of Paris Hilton?[/QUOTE]

I high fived her at Coachella.

she's just an idiot is all.

[Slowbro]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;36506941]What's wrong with Visuals?[/QUOTE]

Nothing wrong with visuals if they add some atmosphere to the performance. But those ones are just pointless. The bit with the massive Paris Hilton winking is cringeworthy.

[sparky28000]

Can somebody please tell me how she got famous again..

[HazeFyer23]

[QUOTE=sparky28000;36513521]Can somebody please tell me how she got famous again..[/QUOTE]

By being the great-granddaughter of the Hilton Hotels founder, Conrad Hilton. Really though, most of it stems from her controversial antics and that party girl image of hers (she practically clubs everyday)

Mad props for that avatar too man

[ithon]

[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=182981&dateline=1336520401[/img] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=211605&dateline=1340748781[/img]
sadly I'm from California so I see women of all ages still look like Paris hilton so I can't forget, but who are your avatar's?

person I don't know > paris hilton

[sparky28000]

[QUOTE=Ithon;36515360][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=182981&dateline=1336520401[/img] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=211605&dateline=1340748781[/img]
sadly I'm from California so I see women of all ages still look like Paris hilton so I can't forget, but who are your avatar's?

person I don't know > paris hilton[/QUOTE]

It's Ellie Goulding.

[ithon]

is she a go'a'uld from stargate. *pair hilton plays the rim-shot button, fails miserably*

[Mr.Cookie]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36508138]welcome to sao paulo brudda[/QUOTE]
I need a drink.

[Barlow]

[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;36516213]I need a drink.[/QUOTE]

'Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman.'